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So here we go. The big #GivingTuesday pitch. God help me, I'm gonna get this done so I can finally focus on actual substantive work.
There are so many deserving causes out there that deserve your help. If you only have a little to give, give it to one of them.
There are so many deserving causes out there that deserve your help. If you only have a little to give, give it to one of them.
damn
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
damn
On a scale of 1 to no how illegal would it be if I hinted to the FBI that I might have classified info in my office so they'd come in and organize all my papers
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
On a scale of 1 to no how illegal would it be if I hinted to the FBI that I might have classified info in my office so they'd come in and organize all my papers
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
Hey @ringwiss.bsky.social @kdbyproxy.bsky.social @americalabs.org @historygosh.bsky.social is there any* way Johnson can gavel in the House to vote on this bill & not immediately have to yield to a privileged motion to swear in Grijalva & then immediately have to deal with the discharge petition?
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hey @ringwiss.bsky.social @kdbyproxy.bsky.social @americalabs.org @historygosh.bsky.social is there any* way Johnson can gavel in the House to vote on this bill & not immediately have to yield to a privileged motion to swear in Grijalva & then immediately have to deal with the discharge petition?
I choose to see this as a good sign.
You don't issue pardons for people unless you think they might be prosecuted.
Let that sink in.
You don't issue pardons for people unless you think they might be prosecuted.
Let that sink in.
President Trump has issued pardons for Rudy Giuliani, John Eastman, Mark Meadows, Christina Bobb, Boris Epshteyn, and dozens of GOP electors and others tied to efforts to overturn the 2020 election, according to pardon attorney Ed Martin.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I choose to see this as a good sign.
You don't issue pardons for people unless you think they might be prosecuted.
Let that sink in.
You don't issue pardons for people unless you think they might be prosecuted.
Let that sink in.
OK everyone, & I mean *everyone*, needs to amplify the following message to every person you know.
Ready? OK here goes.
Trump is too chickenshit to veto this bill now. It just shows that Senators ignored him because he DOESN'T MATTER. Go ahead and sign it Donnie. Taco Tuesday came early this week.
Ready? OK here goes.
Trump is too chickenshit to veto this bill now. It just shows that Senators ignored him because he DOESN'T MATTER. Go ahead and sign it Donnie. Taco Tuesday came early this week.
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
OK everyone, & I mean *everyone*, needs to amplify the following message to every person you know.
Ready? OK here goes.
Trump is too chickenshit to veto this bill now. It just shows that Senators ignored him because he DOESN'T MATTER. Go ahead and sign it Donnie. Taco Tuesday came early this week.
Ready? OK here goes.
Trump is too chickenshit to veto this bill now. It just shows that Senators ignored him because he DOESN'T MATTER. Go ahead and sign it Donnie. Taco Tuesday came early this week.
Kate: <reading phone> "Water-based cooking has been shown to improve health."
Me: So they did a study to see if soup made you feel better.
Me: So they did a study to see if soup made you feel better.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Kate: <reading phone> "Water-based cooking has been shown to improve health."
Me: So they did a study to see if soup made you feel better.
Me: So they did a study to see if soup made you feel better.
One of the most irritating things about being a litigator is when a judge blames you for not doing something you weren't expected to do and you have to say sorry Your Honor idk how I missed that thing that nobody has ever been asked to do before. And then it's a "big deal" and you're "in contempt."
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
One of the most irritating things about being a litigator is when a judge blames you for not doing something you weren't expected to do and you have to say sorry Your Honor idk how I missed that thing that nobody has ever been asked to do before. And then it's a "big deal" and you're "in contempt."
Saoirse asked me to watch She-Ra and the Princesses of Power so she could talk to me about it and I just binged the first season and yeah people should totally watch this show if they haven't already.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Saoirse asked me to watch She-Ra and the Princesses of Power so she could talk to me about it and I just binged the first season and yeah people should totally watch this show if they haven't already.
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Husbands with Grindr profiles?
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Husbands with Grindr profiles?
The story of this massive hoax was the subject of Justin Boebert's award winning short film The Hand Job.
Don't believe me? Just Google (Boebert Hand Job)
Don't believe me? Just Google (Boebert Hand Job)
50% of rabbit foot keychains are actually rabbit hand keychains
November 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The story of this massive hoax was the subject of Justin Boebert's award winning short film The Hand Job.
Don't believe me? Just Google (Boebert Hand Job)
Don't believe me? Just Google (Boebert Hand Job)
math is hard
Trump want to make a one time payment of 400 bucks, then cancel your insurance. You can use that money to make a downpayment on your coffin.
Trump: "I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE."
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
math is hard
ngl I think I'd watch that at least once
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ngl I think I'd watch that at least once
I think this is the first time I've ever suffered vicarious heartburn
Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I think this is the first time I've ever suffered vicarious heartburn
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
Today I saw something that made my day.
I was walking to get the girls from school and I passed a parked car with the window open blaring death metal. I glance in and there's a ZZ Top looking mfer with a bandana just rocking out behind the steering wheel.
I was walking to get the girls from school and I passed a parked car with the window open blaring death metal. I glance in and there's a ZZ Top looking mfer with a bandana just rocking out behind the steering wheel.
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Today I saw something that made my day.
I was walking to get the girls from school and I passed a parked car with the window open blaring death metal. I glance in and there's a ZZ Top looking mfer with a bandana just rocking out behind the steering wheel.
I was walking to get the girls from school and I passed a parked car with the window open blaring death metal. I glance in and there's a ZZ Top looking mfer with a bandana just rocking out behind the steering wheel.
Today's been a long day. I think we all need this.
FIREBALL! Audio by @OneShotBards
YouTube video by Punkey Doodles
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Today's been a long day. I think we all need this.
OK I just discovered this and if you happen to be late to the party like me you should enjoy it.
Ryan Gosling, Mark Ronson, Slash & The Kens - I'm Just Ken (Live From The Oscars 2024)
YouTube video by Atlantic Records
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
OK I just discovered this and if you happen to be late to the party like me you should enjoy it.
new wets just dropped
What you don’t understand about young men is that they don’t have “checking accounts”, they don’t use “the bank”, instead they hold “hot cupped hands full of stew”
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
new wets just dropped
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
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One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
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November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A woman ruined my workplace
By Harris, Thompson, and Levitow
By Harris, Thompson, and Levitow
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A woman ruined my workplace
By Harris, Thompson, and Levitow
By Harris, Thompson, and Levitow
Aw that's sweet @bradmossesq.bsky.social has a fan in my class.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Aw that's sweet @bradmossesq.bsky.social has a fan in my class.