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Nate's Myth
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· Aug 20
"are you going to be ok?" no i am going to be weird, just like yesterday
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
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I'm gonna make it to the singularity still typing with only like 4 fingers
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm gonna make it to the singularity still typing with only like 4 fingers
i have a feeling all these tariffs are going to dampen everyone's Honda Days spirit this year
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i have a feeling all these tariffs are going to dampen everyone's Honda Days spirit this year
went to one of Max's favorite spots tonight, he would have been 12 today. We miss the old man 😔
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
went to one of Max's favorite spots tonight, he would have been 12 today. We miss the old man 😔
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cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
tried to explain Arsenal's upcoming schedule to my gf and now she thinks I have a German friend named Byron Munich
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
tried to explain Arsenal's upcoming schedule to my gf and now she thinks I have a German friend named Byron Munich
a volunteer lumberjack's love language is axe of service
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
a volunteer lumberjack's love language is axe of service
what do you mean I "peeked your curiosity"?? -- I would never, I am a gentleman
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
what do you mean I "peeked your curiosity"?? -- I would never, I am a gentleman
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Can't stop trying to decide who I want to leave my vast collection of reusable bags to when I die
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Can't stop trying to decide who I want to leave my vast collection of reusable bags to when I die
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i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
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A guy in Tulsa once asked me if Canadians ever eat American food, and then described the entire Jimmy John’s menu to me. I’ve been mayosplained.
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A guy in Tulsa once asked me if Canadians ever eat American food, and then described the entire Jimmy John’s menu to me. I’ve been mayosplained.
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Strangers in the night exchanging glances sounds kind of creepy.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Strangers in the night exchanging glances sounds kind of creepy.
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Chuck Schumer has just agreed to trade Manhattan for $24 in beads, blankets and trinkets.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Chuck Schumer has just agreed to trade Manhattan for $24 in beads, blankets and trinkets.
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If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If you’re seeing this post, it’s a sign from the Universe to do that thing you’ve been avoiding: Seeing this post.
3:45 PM in November: welp better turn on the outside floodlights so I can cut the grass before the sun goes down in 8 minutes
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
3:45 PM in November: welp better turn on the outside floodlights so I can cut the grass before the sun goes down in 8 minutes
“what other people think of me is none of my business” as a philosophy was a lot easier to adopt before the internet made this information inescapable
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“what other people think of me is none of my business” as a philosophy was a lot easier to adopt before the internet made this information inescapable
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son brought home a pinto bean plant from school last spring. it yielded one (1) bean, which we planted. *that* plant yielded ... one (1) bean, which we have also planted. Five months of cultivation has yielded two beans. anyway, you were saying something about "grow your own food"
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
son brought home a pinto bean plant from school last spring. it yielded one (1) bean, which we planted. *that* plant yielded ... one (1) bean, which we have also planted. Five months of cultivation has yielded two beans. anyway, you were saying something about "grow your own food"
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(listening to song) if I was bad company, you wouldn’t hear me bragging about it
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
(listening to song) if I was bad company, you wouldn’t hear me bragging about it
Elon: so these idiots -- they think we can’t get water to Mars but, as we all know, we have a way to get Gatorade to Mercury
Joe Rogan: that's crazy, what are they thinking
Joe Rogan: that's crazy, what are they thinking
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Elon: so these idiots -- they think we can’t get water to Mars but, as we all know, we have a way to get Gatorade to Mercury
Joe Rogan: that's crazy, what are they thinking
Joe Rogan: that's crazy, what are they thinking
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exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
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I've been changing my avi one pixel at a time for 2 years
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I've been changing my avi one pixel at a time for 2 years
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So why would you say it's the start of telling some jokes about hippies rather than say this is the dawning of the age of hilarious?
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
So why would you say it's the start of telling some jokes about hippies rather than say this is the dawning of the age of hilarious?
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Warren Zevon urgently sang "Send lawyers, guns, and money." It's with that energy I say "Send bagels, lox, and cream cheese."
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Warren Zevon urgently sang "Send lawyers, guns, and money." It's with that energy I say "Send bagels, lox, and cream cheese."
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me: *makes a joke about cake*
them: lol, that’s so funny. i loved cake too until my dad got diabetes and lost his legs.
them: lol, that’s so funny. i loved cake too until my dad got diabetes and lost his legs.
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
me: *makes a joke about cake*
them: lol, that’s so funny. i loved cake too until my dad got diabetes and lost his legs.
them: lol, that’s so funny. i loved cake too until my dad got diabetes and lost his legs.