Brian Bird
@nasicournus.bsky.social
he/him
Trying to say Fuck less
Trying to say Fuck less
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
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Riley speaks the truth! Parry is bad and it should feel bad!
Parrying is the worst thing in video games: aftermath.site/parrying-bad
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Riley speaks the truth! Parry is bad and it should feel bad!
The Word of God says I get the window seat. The Word of God is what I call my bat.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The Word of God says I get the window seat. The Word of God is what I call my bat.
Please let this destroy OpenAI and Sam Altman's career/life/ability to show his dumbfuck face in public
“The communications could help prove what’s known as “willful” infringement, which triggers significantly higher damages of $150,000 per work.“
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Please let this destroy OpenAI and Sam Altman's career/life/ability to show his dumbfuck face in public
I get so excited when I make some real awesome smart home automations you guys. It's so fun to tinker.
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I get so excited when I make some real awesome smart home automations you guys. It's so fun to tinker.
Honestly I'm disappointed in myself. These numbers are so low.
@nasicournus.bsky.social has swears! They've used 310 profanities in their last 1,635 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (46 times)
🥈 "shit" (43 times)
🥉 "fuck" (43 times)
🥇 "fucking" (46 times)
🥈 "shit" (43 times)
🥉 "fuck" (43 times)
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Honestly I'm disappointed in myself. These numbers are so low.
@profanity.accountant i mostly want to see if I have more swears than posts.
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
@profanity.accountant i mostly want to see if I have more swears than posts.
My "I am autistic but I am not a Jew I am a Neurodivergent zionist and proud Friend of Jews" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My "I am autistic but I am not a Jew I am a Neurodivergent zionist and proud Friend of Jews" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
I swapped out a broken part in my oven today and felt like a god among men
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I swapped out a broken part in my oven today and felt like a god among men
Nothing will stand between me and deep-throating an ice cream cone.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Nothing will stand between me and deep-throating an ice cream cone.
I'm in IT. It would do Jeff Wise well to learn the first rule of IT: many users are idiots.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I'm in IT. It would do Jeff Wise well to learn the first rule of IT: many users are idiots.
This kills the Rad powerbikes.
Rad Power Bikes’ batteries are a fire risk and shouldn’t be used, CPSC warns
Rad Power Bikes’ batteries are a fire risk and shouldn’t be used, CPSC warns
The batteries are a fire risk.
buff.ly
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This kills the Rad powerbikes.
Just ate some plums from the icebox that I was saving for breakfast. Pretty good.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just ate some plums from the icebox that I was saving for breakfast. Pretty good.
I'm gonna fucking scream
The music industry is all in on AI
The music industry is all in on AI
After a year of lawsuits, AI companies and music labels are playing nice.
buff.ly
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I'm gonna fucking scream
I just went to a bar called The Vibe. Every single drink was served in a different unique recepticle. One came in a small bathtub complete with a rubber ducky. It was incredibly well lit.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I just went to a bar called The Vibe. Every single drink was served in a different unique recepticle. One came in a small bathtub complete with a rubber ducky. It was incredibly well lit.
Who wore it better
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Who wore it better
Reposted by Brian Bird
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
If one of them isn't @katie.bzky.team then what are we even doing here
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If one of them isn't @katie.bzky.team then what are we even doing here
Doom was secretly early aughts pop punk the whole time
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Doom was secretly early aughts pop punk the whole time
It should be literally criminal to be a billionaire. Billionaires are a danger to society and should be treated as such.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It should be literally criminal to be a billionaire. Billionaires are a danger to society and should be treated as such.
Additionally, raise your kids so they bully kids who would do things like this into oblivion.
RAISE YOUR CHILDREN SO THEY DO NOT DO THINGS LIKE THIS dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Additionally, raise your kids so they bully kids who would do things like this into oblivion.
WHO WANTS THIS!?
The future of Disney Plus could involve AI-generated videos
The future of Disney Plus could involve AI-generated videos
Hopefully, it’s not a stream of Sora-like videos.
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
WHO WANTS THIS!?
Starting to think this epstein fellow may not have been on the up and up
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Starting to think this epstein fellow may not have been on the up and up
It me
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It me
As was prophesied. The coming of the The Sixth Guy.
I spotted a crow standing proudly on the roof of a Five Guys.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
As was prophesied. The coming of the The Sixth Guy.