Brian Bird
@nasicournus.bsky.social
he/him
Trying to say Fuck less
Trying to say Fuck less
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
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I just went to a bar called The Vibe. Every single drink was served in a different unique recepticle. One came in a small bathtub complete with a rubber ducky. It was incredibly well lit.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I just went to a bar called The Vibe. Every single drink was served in a different unique recepticle. One came in a small bathtub complete with a rubber ducky. It was incredibly well lit.
Who wore it better
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Who wore it better
Reposted by Brian Bird
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
If one of them isn't @katie.bzky.team then what are we even doing here
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If one of them isn't @katie.bzky.team then what are we even doing here
Doom was secretly early aughts pop punk the whole time
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Doom was secretly early aughts pop punk the whole time
It should be literally criminal to be a billionaire. Billionaires are a danger to society and should be treated as such.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It should be literally criminal to be a billionaire. Billionaires are a danger to society and should be treated as such.
Additionally, raise your kids so they bully kids who would do things like this into oblivion.
RAISE YOUR CHILDREN SO THEY DO NOT DO THINGS LIKE THIS dailyfreepress.com/11/13/10/216...
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Additionally, raise your kids so they bully kids who would do things like this into oblivion.
WHO WANTS THIS!?
The future of Disney Plus could involve AI-generated videos
The future of Disney Plus could involve AI-generated videos
Hopefully, it’s not a stream of Sora-like videos.
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
WHO WANTS THIS!?
Starting to think this epstein fellow may not have been on the up and up
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Starting to think this epstein fellow may not have been on the up and up
It me
Everyone excited to buy a Steam Machine.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It me
As was prophesied. The coming of the The Sixth Guy.
I spotted a crow standing proudly on the roof of a Five Guys.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
As was prophesied. The coming of the The Sixth Guy.
Patch notes for Human Being v1.198.012
• Fixed a bug where feet would be both cold and sweaty in certain cirumstances.
• Fixed a bug where feet would be both cold and sweaty in certain cirumstances.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Patch notes for Human Being v1.198.012
• Fixed a bug where feet would be both cold and sweaty in certain cirumstances.
• Fixed a bug where feet would be both cold and sweaty in certain cirumstances.
Perfect example of the poison running through major media outlets today - that both two sides of an issue possess the same inherent value. No, dude! Kidnapping people is just bad! We don't have to CONSIDER other opinions at all!
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Perfect example of the poison running through major media outlets today - that both two sides of an issue possess the same inherent value. No, dude! Kidnapping people is just bad! We don't have to CONSIDER other opinions at all!
A bunch of people at work use AI generated zoom backgrounds that are just completely sterile greige offices and I cannot imagine anything more depressing.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A bunch of people at work use AI generated zoom backgrounds that are just completely sterile greige offices and I cannot imagine anything more depressing.
YUP
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
YUP
Oh, Tim. Lil timmy. It's gonna get so much worse for you buddy.
Sen. Kaine on his vote for funding deal
“I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct. 1, because I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed federal worker would say to me at church”
“I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct. 1, because I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed federal worker would say to me at church”
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh, Tim. Lil timmy. It's gonna get so much worse for you buddy.
"We'll give up any and all leverage we have now in exchange for you doing the thing we want later". I... I don't have words for how dumb you have to be to think that will work. So dumb. So beyond dumb.
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"We'll give up any and all leverage we have now in exchange for you doing the thing we want later". I... I don't have words for how dumb you have to be to think that will work. So dumb. So beyond dumb.
Shoveling snow was purpose-built for destroying my body.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Shoveling snow was purpose-built for destroying my body.
Reposted by Brian Bird
no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
Reposted by Brian Bird
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
Employees acting like this whether forced or not makes me want to leave a store immediately
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Employees acting like this whether forced or not makes me want to leave a store immediately
Sure it encourages people to kill themselves, BUT it also loses tens of billions of dollars hang on that can't be right
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Sure it encourages people to kill themselves, BUT it also loses tens of billions of dollars hang on that can't be right
Altman makes me constantly question the upper limits of how punchable a face can be.
"I'm making billions, and, if it fails, taxpayers will bail me out"
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Altman makes me constantly question the upper limits of how punchable a face can be.