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Brian Bird
@nasicournus.bsky.social
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Trying to say Fuck less
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Homestar Runner
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Who wore it better
Chris Farley, a well known fat guy, wearing a little coat Whoever this douchebag is wearing a coat 14,000 sizes too small for him seemingly on purpose and not for a joke in a movie
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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"Dream of Californication" in the Zohran campaign visual style
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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My favorite part was when the guy used a ladder in a super normal way
An AI generated man grabs the top ring of a ladder and then sticks both feet through the ladder in a way that makes no physical sense whatsoever
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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A smiling cartoon star surround by balloons with overlayed text that reads "chief executive officer down!"
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Dril tweet: turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.
October 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Sherman:
A man dangling outside of a man-shaped hole yelling "this is my hole! It was made for me!"
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Egregious missed strike call. That was closer to the center of the zone than it was to being outside.
Brewers batter Turang against Cubs pitcher Thielbar. Third pitch was called a ball despite it being center cut.
October 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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A cartoon dog wearing a little hat sits at a kitchen table with a cup of coffee. The entire room around him is fully engulfed in flames. The dog says "this is fine"
October 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Hi! It looks like you're preparing for my personhood. Would you like some help with that?
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Me deleting one of my 12 rogues so I can create a new seasonal character (also a rogue) in Diablo IV
A young child holding a gun crying
September 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A diagram of a man standing with his arms up in front of a TV with a burger on it shouting "MCDONALD'S!"
September 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I am absolutely gonna fucking lose it
Except from an article at The Verge that reads: One of Google’s top executives defended its use of AI summaries in search results during an AI summit in New York on Monday. When asked about a new lawsuit by Rolling Stone’s parent company, Penske Media Corporation, over Google’s AI Overviews, the company’s vice president of government affairs and public policy Markham Erickson said user preferences are shifting away from “factual answers” provided by original websites to the contextual summaries provided by AI Overviews, which appear at the top of the main page of search results. The company’s goal, Erickson said, is to maintain a “healthy ecosystem” with both AI summaries and regular search results, sometimes referred to as 10 blue links.
September 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Look at this dog tho
Bert, a medium sized tan dog with a black nose and lips, lies very cozily on his back with his lil paws sticking up. He is very good and cute and pure.
September 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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The Google exec
The hot dog suit guy from I think you should leave
September 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I could not possibly limit it to one, and this is ONLY 1998-99
Cover of Midnight Vultures by Beck Cover of Clarity by Jimmy Eat World, truly one of the greatest albums of all time Cover of How It Feels To Be Something On, Sunny Day Real Estate's third and best album. Diary is overrated. This one is the best. Rainer Maria's album Look Now Look Again. Too few people have heard this band. They fucking rule, this album fucking rules.
September 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Here's my buddy Bert being very cozy
A tan dog lays on his back in his bed, feet sticking up towards the sky. He has a very contented look on his face
September 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Screen grab of the MST3K episode Werewolf showing female lead of the film
August 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Guy in the hot dog costume from I Think You Should Leave
August 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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God this part hit SO HARD. I subbed to aftermath a little bit ago after realizing I wanted to read every single story I saw of theirs, and it is worth every penny.
This newspaper sucks, man. It doesn’t suck because it posted something dumb that betrays the paper’s poor commitment to video gaming’s wider place in our culture and artistic landscape. It sucks because it’s doing to games, and AI, what it seems to be doing to every other important beat of the 2020s: taking the worst people at face value.
July 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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A man wearing a shirt that says "sickos" is looking in through a Window saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!"
July 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Whats this "we" shit, bruh
But new research suggests that such AI cues might become increasingly harder to pick out—because we’re starting to speak more like ChatGPT, and not the other way around.
July 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains
Glen Powell looking a lot like uncle Rico from napoleon dynamite
July 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Waaaah I feel unsafe because Zohran won
Then die
June 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This is gonna be me reading your piece about this
Darren Rovell tweet: "I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content"
June 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM