Næmï on Mars
@naemi.bsky.social
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Don't be no skezzed out gonk. Chippin in's preem when you just wanna delta from RL. Turn on - Boot up - Jack in. All's shimra, choom
Don't be no skezzed out gonk. Chippin in's preem when you just wanna delta from RL. Turn on - Boot up - Jack in. All's shimra, choom
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Næmï on Mars
@naemi.bsky.social
· Sep 11
Roses are red
Wait no that's a tampon
Wait no that's a tampon
You had me at "go away"
February 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
You had me at "go away"
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as a kid i was told many people would be approaching me with free drugs
where are they
where are they
February 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
as a kid i was told many people would be approaching me with free drugs
where are they
where are they
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Cheesy does it
February 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Cheesy does it
The question to everything in the universe is "I know right?"
February 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The question to everything in the universe is "I know right?"
If possession is 9/10th of the law that means exorcism is technically illegal 🤔
December 12, 2024 at 4:20 PM
If possession is 9/10th of the law that means exorcism is technically illegal 🤔
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
Them: inhale, exhale...
Me: *snorts, coughs*
Me: *snorts, coughs*
December 8, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Them: inhale, exhale...
Me: *snorts, coughs*
Me: *snorts, coughs*
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Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.
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tigers should have guns
December 6, 2024 at 4:27 PM
tigers should have guns
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I find most vaginas entirely too large
August 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I find most vaginas entirely too large
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She’s a 10 but she’s actually two 4’s and a 2 in a trench coat
December 7, 2024 at 5:24 PM
She’s a 10 but she’s actually two 4’s and a 2 in a trench coat
Picking at the scab to your heart
December 7, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Picking at the scab to your heart
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Gonna dress you up in my love 🎶
*drowns my grilled cheese in even more cheese*
*drowns my grilled cheese in even more cheese*
December 7, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Gonna dress you up in my love 🎶
*drowns my grilled cheese in even more cheese*
*drowns my grilled cheese in even more cheese*
Check out this weird rock I found :
*hands you a dried poop*
*hands you a dried poop*
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Check out this weird rock I found :
*hands you a dried poop*
*hands you a dried poop*
Vacuuming your dishes like a good housewife
November 15, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Vacuuming your dishes like a good housewife
AI be like damn what happened to you guys and we're like we voted for a monkey 😔
November 11, 2024 at 12:47 PM
AI be like damn what happened to you guys and we're like we voted for a monkey 😔
pleading humanity's case to the AI overlords but quickly running out of arguments
November 9, 2024 at 3:14 PM
pleading humanity's case to the AI overlords but quickly running out of arguments
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More like social PEEdia (cuz pee)
November 8, 2024 at 1:53 AM
More like social PEEdia (cuz pee)
Me: *floating around thanks to my sweet-ass anti-gravity belt*
Boss: get back to work!
Boss: get back to work!
July 26, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Me: *floating around thanks to my sweet-ass anti-gravity belt*
Boss: get back to work!
Boss: get back to work!
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Think my neighbors are having some sort of wind chime war.
July 25, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Think my neighbors are having some sort of wind chime war.
Of all the people he could fuck...
*checks his pic*
Of all the furniture he could fuck...
*checks his pic*
Of all the furniture he could fuck...
July 26, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Of all the people he could fuck...
*checks his pic*
Of all the furniture he could fuck...
*checks his pic*
Of all the furniture he could fuck...
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i need robot feet to replace my feet
July 26, 2024 at 4:20 AM
i need robot feet to replace my feet