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I turn back into a trash can at midnight
Rylan’s currently in a Spiderman phase so my FIL ordered this off amazon and there’s a lot going on
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
just stretched and my entire shoulder/upper back area sounded like a skeleton playing his own ribs with a percussion mallet
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Phil Collins went through a big Ghostbusters phase in the late 90's and almost used his original title of "Zuul Be In My Heart" for Tarzan's Oscar-winning song

not a lot of people know this
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thinking about becoming a guy who tries to bring back 'take it sleazy'
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
my most woke opinion would catch a ban, so let's just say UBI and healthcare as a human right
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Look I know they’re terrible for the planet but the thing I love about Montana is even our catholic priests drive F-150s
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
See I would be a great candidate because I don’t like calling or emailing, so you can donate and you’ll never hear from me again
Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
logging on to blue sky knowing dick cheney's in the dirt
three men in suits and ties are standing in a hallway clapping
ALT: three men in suits and ties are standing in a hallway clapping
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i like to think i'm generally well adjusted but nothing sends me into a silent rage quicker than someone making plans for me and then informing me of said plans after i've already "committed"
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
desperately trying not to reveal the 5-7 unsanctioned nicknames i just made up for my new niece in the text chain announcing her birth
October 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
baseball is superior because unlike those cowards in the NFL and NBA, there's no rule that says a baseball game has to end
Sweet merciful lawd Freddie Freeman finally ends it in 6:39 and 18 innings
October 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Hmmm was there anything noteworthy about the 2017 Houston Astros that could explain Springer’s insane playoff performance?? Hmmm
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
almond joys combine two terrible ingredients into a garbage candy
In the spirit of @crushbort.bsky.social post about antagonizing Trick or Treaters with bad candy, what's your bottom of the barrel candy, the one that fills you with rage and disappointment in equal measure?

For me it's Circus Peanuts. Styrofoam peanuts sprayed a sickly shade of orange isn't candy
October 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My brother bought a F-150 a few years ago. He’s a debt investment coordinator for municipal government
"men who clearly have hang-ups about their ability to perform a certain kind of blue collar masculinity" is a society-wide issue. There's a reason pickup truck sales have continued going up (to the degree the F-150 is now America's best selling vehicle) even as blue collar employment has gone down
i mean i don't think you can separate any of this discussion from the fact that so many of the participants are men who clearly have hang-ups about their inability to perform a certain kind of blue collar masculinity
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
nearly every single week i stop and think about how online search is probably one of the greatest technological achievements in history and google was like... ok what if we made it WORSE
October 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
showing my patriotism by cooking a nice chicken parm casserole using the stuff i got on clearance two weeks ago and left in the back of a hot car
U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem on Monday criticized the media and politicians, including Gov. JB Pritzker, for “trying to demonize” federal immigration agents and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook a meal for their families.”
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accuses Gov. JB Pritzker and media of ‘trying to demonize’ immigration officers
Speaking in Florida, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem criticized Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and the media, and she urged citizens to thank law enforcement officers and “cook the…
trib.al
October 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?

Right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Reposted by Mister Music
Runs allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series:

Snell - 1
Yamamoto - 3
Glasnow - 3
Ohtani - 2

Sorry hang on that's *hits* allowed by Dodger starting pitchers this series.

Dodger starters also have three home runs this series, which is odd because pitchers no longer hit.
October 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Shohei Ohtani is insane man. Not of this planet. Just a baseball crushing, hurling freak of sport
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Went downstairs to the pop machine to get a cherry coke. Put in my coins, hit the button and the machine spat out a warm, Star Wars branded regular coke (??)
October 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Happy gotcha day to this little goblin!!
October 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
we held off for as long as we could but kpop demon hunters has infiltrated our house
October 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
this better not awaken anything in me
October 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM