it's good when it go low because then it can only go high. that's stonks!!

a few weeks ago i pretended to glue my hand to my butt (don't ask) and that character's been getting a lot of mileage at the ol' laugh factory

if the bones are just sittin there, i like to think it's a hermit crab situation where anyone can move in

they set up mookie betts for the infield pop up

mine gives me homework to build emotional resiliency and better communication skills. i want yours instead

somewhere @jsdtweets.bsky.social just got irrationally mad and can't figure out why