chris
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just leave the fish tank light on babe and crank the mothеrfucking Für Elise
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Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/
feels very Oscars that Dion Beebe's Best Cinematography award is for Memoirs of a Geisha and not Collateral or Miami Vice, which he shot on either side of it
February 16, 2026 at 5:01 PM
feels very Oscars that Dion Beebe's Best Cinematography award is for Memoirs of a Geisha and not Collateral or Miami Vice, which he shot on either side of it
he meant the people he deported
On Valentine’s Day, Barack Obama appeared on a podcast and said aliens are real. On February 15, he clarified that he meant they’re probably out there, but he hasn’t seen any.
Obama Walks Back ‘Aliens Are Real’ Statement on Podcast
On Valentine’s Day, Barack Obama appeared on a podcast and said aliens are real. On February 15, he clarified that he meant they’re probably out there, but he hasn’t seen any.
www.vulture.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
he meant the people he deported
watching him in Better Call Saul was a real 'WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN HIM IN ANYTHING UNTIL NOW' kind of moment
Tony Dalton is so amazing. just read he's being wasted in some Batman or Star Wars TV show as a character called The Cupid or some bullshit
Lalo Meets Gus | BETTER CALL SAUL
YouTube video by FilmIsNow Epic Scenes
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
watching him in Better Call Saul was a real 'WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN HIM IN ANYTHING UNTIL NOW' kind of moment
Don't send me no more letters no
Not unless your mail contains
Bob Dylan toe
Not unless your mail contains
Bob Dylan toe
Bob Dylan foot content
Bob Dylan foot content
February 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Don't send me no more letters no
Not unless your mail contains
Bob Dylan toe
Not unless your mail contains
Bob Dylan toe
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me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
me when i’m asked who marvin the martian is:
Tidal sources its album reviews from AllMusic and reading them for any album from the mid to late 90s is a demonstration of how absolutely rock bottom the bar was to make it as a presumably paid writer in the early days of the internet
February 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Tidal sources its album reviews from AllMusic and reading them for any album from the mid to late 90s is a demonstration of how absolutely rock bottom the bar was to make it as a presumably paid writer in the early days of the internet
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Spike’s All-Star fit
February 15, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Spike’s All-Star fit
once bought an album at the merch table at a Raveonettes gig staffed by the bassist, who didn't realise I'd given her a 20 for an album that cost a tenner and stared at me blankly while I waited for my change
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 15, 2026 at 11:40 PM
once bought an album at the merch table at a Raveonettes gig staffed by the bassist, who didn't realise I'd given her a 20 for an album that cost a tenner and stared at me blankly while I waited for my change
so Silence of the Lambs poisoned that during the opening credits of Vanya on 42nd Street I saw Brooke Smith walking down a NYC street and yelled 'BROOKE SMITH!' then realised 'oh she's walking alongside Julianne Moore'
February 15, 2026 at 10:26 PM
so Silence of the Lambs poisoned that during the opening credits of Vanya on 42nd Street I saw Brooke Smith walking down a NYC street and yelled 'BROOKE SMITH!' then realised 'oh she's walking alongside Julianne Moore'
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jimmy stewart as soon as grace kelly goes across the street and becomes part of the investigation
a police officer wearing a hat and white gloves is saluting at a game .
ALT: a police officer wearing a hat and white gloves is saluting at a game .
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
jimmy stewart as soon as grace kelly goes across the street and becomes part of the investigation
all-timer
“Woo-Hah!! Got You All In Check,” the highly entertaining debut solo single from Leaders Of The New School’s Busta Rhymes, was released 30 years ago today. Written and produced with Rashad Smith, it went on to top Billboard’s Hot Rap Singles chart for seven weeks.
February 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
all-timer
Society of People Under 60 Who Perk Up at the Appearance of Dan Duryea
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Society of People Under 60 Who Perk Up at the Appearance of Dan Duryea
lmao
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
lmao
started reading The Sign of Four and have already encountered the phrase 'there is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman', Arthur Conan Doyle said ACAB
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
started reading The Sign of Four and have already encountered the phrase 'there is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman', Arthur Conan Doyle said ACAB
rewatched Aquarius ahead of The Secret Agent finally dropping here on Friday, still one of my favourites of the 2010s, but don't think I ever noticed before that at the end of the credits are the words:
Prince Rogers Nelson (1958-2016) - Thank U
Prince Rogers Nelson (1958-2016) - Thank U
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
rewatched Aquarius ahead of The Secret Agent finally dropping here on Friday, still one of my favourites of the 2010s, but don't think I ever noticed before that at the end of the credits are the words:
Prince Rogers Nelson (1958-2016) - Thank U
Prince Rogers Nelson (1958-2016) - Thank U
Tony Shaloub is in this episode of Frasier 🙂🙂🙂
He's playing Indian 🙃🙃🙃
He's playing Indian 🙃🙃🙃
February 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Tony Shaloub is in this episode of Frasier 🙂🙂🙂
He's playing Indian 🙃🙃🙃
He's playing Indian 🙃🙃🙃
Beatles = Beach Boys > Syd era Floyd > Zep >>>> the rest of Floyd
Rank the following bands (not by objective influence, just your own day to day preference):
-Led Zepellin
-Pink Floyd
-Beach Boys
-Beatles
-Led Zepellin
-Pink Floyd
-Beach Boys
-Beatles
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Beatles = Beach Boys > Syd era Floyd > Zep >>>> the rest of Floyd
Send Help (Raimi, 2026)
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Send Help (Raimi, 2026)
listening to the new Beach Boys boxset and thinking about how Love You was for me a beneficiary of that late 00s period where vinyl wasn't really a big deal again yet and no one was particularly interested in post-Smile Beach Boys meaning I could grab it for a fiver in Oxfam
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
listening to the new Beach Boys boxset and thinking about how Love You was for me a beneficiary of that late 00s period where vinyl wasn't really a big deal again yet and no one was particularly interested in post-Smile Beach Boys meaning I could grab it for a fiver in Oxfam
excited to hear what my Close Personal Friend Paul Buchanan is cooking up for the new Jane Schoenbrun film
PAUL FUCKING BUCHANAN WAS HERE AND I GOT TO SPEAK TO HIM AND SHAKE HIS HAND
I am at a gig that I didn't think would have held particular appeal for a younger crowd (Dutch Interior, main reference point seems to be Ghost Is Born-era Wilco) and yet would estimate I am 10-20 years older than everyone else in this room
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM
excited to hear what my Close Personal Friend Paul Buchanan is cooking up for the new Jane Schoenbrun film
it was so easy to ignore Wim Wenders for much of the last 30 years and then he had to go and make Perfect Days
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
it was so easy to ignore Wim Wenders for much of the last 30 years and then he had to go and make Perfect Days
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silver saddle motel sign, manitou springs, colorado, 1980
February 14, 2026 at 11:36 AM
silver saddle motel sign, manitou springs, colorado, 1980
missed that they'd formed a band, good for them
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
missed that they'd formed a band, good for them