chris
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just leave the fish tank light on babe and crank the mothеrfucking Für Elise
lmao
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
lmao
started reading The Sign of Four and have already encountered the phrase 'there is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman', Arthur Conan Doyle said ACAB
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
started reading The Sign of Four and have already encountered the phrase 'there is nothing more unaesthetic than a policeman', Arthur Conan Doyle said ACAB
rewatched Aquarius ahead of The Secret Agent finally dropping here on Friday, still one of my favourites of the 2010s, but don't think I ever noticed before that at the end of the credits are the words:
Prince Rogers Nelson (1958-2016) - Thank U
Prince Rogers Nelson (1958-2016) - Thank U
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
rewatched Aquarius ahead of The Secret Agent finally dropping here on Friday, still one of my favourites of the 2010s, but don't think I ever noticed before that at the end of the credits are the words:
Prince Rogers Nelson (1958-2016) - Thank U
Prince Rogers Nelson (1958-2016) - Thank U
Tony Shaloub is in this episode of Frasier 🙂🙂🙂
He's playing Indian 🙃🙃🙃
He's playing Indian 🙃🙃🙃
February 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Tony Shaloub is in this episode of Frasier 🙂🙂🙂
He's playing Indian 🙃🙃🙃
He's playing Indian 🙃🙃🙃
Beatles = Beach Boys > Syd era Floyd > Zep >>>> the rest of Floyd
Rank the following bands (not by objective influence, just your own day to day preference):
-Led Zepellin
-Pink Floyd
-Beach Boys
-Beatles
-Led Zepellin
-Pink Floyd
-Beach Boys
-Beatles
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Beatles = Beach Boys > Syd era Floyd > Zep >>>> the rest of Floyd
Send Help (Raimi, 2026)
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Send Help (Raimi, 2026)
listening to the new Beach Boys boxset and thinking about how Love You was for me a beneficiary of that late 00s period where vinyl wasn't really a big deal again yet and no one was particularly interested in post-Smile Beach Boys meaning I could grab it for a fiver in Oxfam
February 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
listening to the new Beach Boys boxset and thinking about how Love You was for me a beneficiary of that late 00s period where vinyl wasn't really a big deal again yet and no one was particularly interested in post-Smile Beach Boys meaning I could grab it for a fiver in Oxfam
excited to hear what my Close Personal Friend Paul Buchanan is cooking up for the new Jane Schoenbrun film
PAUL FUCKING BUCHANAN WAS HERE AND I GOT TO SPEAK TO HIM AND SHAKE HIS HAND
I am at a gig that I didn't think would have held particular appeal for a younger crowd (Dutch Interior, main reference point seems to be Ghost Is Born-era Wilco) and yet would estimate I am 10-20 years older than everyone else in this room
February 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM
excited to hear what my Close Personal Friend Paul Buchanan is cooking up for the new Jane Schoenbrun film
it was so easy to ignore Wim Wenders for much of the last 30 years and then he had to go and make Perfect Days
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
it was so easy to ignore Wim Wenders for much of the last 30 years and then he had to go and make Perfect Days
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silver saddle motel sign, manitou springs, colorado, 1980
February 14, 2026 at 11:36 AM
silver saddle motel sign, manitou springs, colorado, 1980
missed that they'd formed a band, good for them
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
missed that they'd formed a band, good for them
what an insane headline www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rock musician to fund Alex Salmond case against Scottish government
Paul McManus, drummer with Scottish band Gun, has taken on the legal action from Salmond's family.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
what an insane headline www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
been giving this some thought over the last couple of days and have decided it can't just come down to 'I'm old enough to have seen [blank] on wide release' but has to be something actually kind of rare, in which case: Goodbye to Language in 3D
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
been giving this some thought over the last couple of days and have decided it can't just come down to 'I'm old enough to have seen [blank] on wide release' but has to be something actually kind of rare, in which case: Goodbye to Language in 3D
my rule of thumb when defining golden age Simpsons has long been 'full season in the 90s', which gives you seasons 2 through 10 in full, and knowing the death of Maude came so early in the 00s isn't disproving that
26 years ago today: Maude Flanders was killed after falling from rafters when she was hit by several errant flying t-shirts.
#TheSimpsons episode “Alone Again, Natura-Diddily” first aired on Fox on February 13, 2000.
#TheSimpsons episode “Alone Again, Natura-Diddily” first aired on Fox on February 13, 2000.
February 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM
my rule of thumb when defining golden age Simpsons has long been 'full season in the 90s', which gives you seasons 2 through 10 in full, and knowing the death of Maude came so early in the 00s isn't disproving that
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I remember a letter to the Guardian complaining that men get to see all sorts, and women only get to see Harvey Keitel’s penis
February 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I remember a letter to the Guardian complaining that men get to see all sorts, and women only get to see Harvey Keitel’s penis
it's cool I can still have a fun Friday night all by myself
February 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
it's cool I can still have a fun Friday night all by myself
was just offered a very short notice free ticket for Deftones tonight that I can't use because I won't get there in time and made the mistake of looking up the openers to discover Drug Church *and* Denzel Curry
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
was just offered a very short notice free ticket for Deftones tonight that I can't use because I won't get there in time and made the mistake of looking up the openers to discover Drug Church *and* Denzel Curry
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‘Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit?’ Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham Sex Scenes For First Time https://theonion.com/yo-taylor-have-you-seen-this-shit-yells-travis-kelce-watching-lena-dunham-sex-scenes-for-first-time/
February 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
‘Yo! Taylor! Have You Seen This Shit?’ Yells Travis Kelce, Watching Lena Dunham Sex Scenes For First Time https://theonion.com/yo-taylor-have-you-seen-this-shit-yells-travis-kelce-watching-lena-dunham-sex-scenes-for-first-time/
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i shouldn’t ever know anything about streamers
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
i shouldn’t ever know anything about streamers
fifteen minutes behind the live broadcast of Top of the Pops and Cartoons were just real end of history shit huh, like we really thought we had it all settled, truly awful
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
fifteen minutes behind the live broadcast of Top of the Pops and Cartoons were just real end of history shit huh, like we really thought we had it all settled, truly awful
the Crabshakk voicemails guy is now being recommended to me as a follow on Instagram and he's a seed oils cause cancer, ejaculating makes sex worse, self-described 'biohacker' type, 100% a grift incoming
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
the Crabshakk voicemails guy is now being recommended to me as a follow on Instagram and he's a seed oils cause cancer, ejaculating makes sex worse, self-described 'biohacker' type, 100% a grift incoming
a bummer but not a shock
Evan Dando of the Lemonheads accused of sending unsolicited explicit videos
Evan Dando Accused Of Sending Unsolicited Explicit Videos
Evan Dando of the Lemonheads has been accused of sending unsolicited explicit videos of himself to a woman. Dando allegedly sent the unnamed woman videos of himself masturbating via direct messages on...
stereogum.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
a bummer but not a shock