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matt lynch
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Video store dirtbag.
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Beat you to the punch on that one, sorry

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Make a Bond movie more casual:

The World Is Enough
Make a Bond movie more casual:
December 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The World is Enough
Make a Bond film casual

The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
Make a Bond film casual

Dr. Nah
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Got a scotch advent calendar, yum, and a new Cuisinart 15/1 air fryer oven, amazing.
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Noon on Christmas Day, time to drink mimosas all afternoon
December 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I have been enjoying the program Blue Lights but I feel like there's a...let's call it a motif...yeah, a motif... that all of the characters are absolutely terrible at being police officers.
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Not one of the most elaborate things I make but this pasta with sausage, collard greens and crisped orechiette is one of my wife's favorites. Happy holidays everybody.
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I do not fully love MARTY SUPREME but Sean Fennessey's interview with Josh Safdie made me want to watch it again, and I've already seen it twice.
youtu.be/rRA9PKxTlC0?...
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Yes, obviously I loved AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH. Not as much of a reinvention as WAY OF WATER, but definitely an exciting continuation. Stephen Lang's freaky villain Quaritch is the M.V.P. this time, and he has a girlfriend!
Avatar: Fire and Ash | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
I’m not gonna waste your time pretending you need my opinion whether to see AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH or not. If you don’t like these movies, no, don’t bother. If
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December 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
These are very tasty
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Pluribus!
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I feel I came up with the greatest unused tagline ever, almost exactly 13 years ago.
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My hot take about the IMAX aspect ratio on the ODYSSEY footage is that there sure is a shitload of headroom.
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
FIRE AND ASH even better the second time. I love these insane movies.
December 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The new Chappelle thing is especially embarrassing (don't worry I pirated it and only out of morbid curiosity).
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM
"No! *You* fucked you. Don't invert stuff."
December 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This will forever be the only thing I think of whenever I hear the name Bari Weiss
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
RIP
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Mayor of Kingstown taking absurdly self-conscious bleakness to new heights this season.
December 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My wife's work set us $200 worth of good champagne. Marry rich, folks, I can't stress it enough.
December 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Big Jim on Colbert, extremely good.
youtu.be/7x3Gp2yXuxw?...
James Cameron Takes The Colbert Questionert
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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December 20, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I feel like it's progress that I only watched ALIENS like 5 times this year.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Got my FIRE AND ASH round 2 tickets for next week.
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I cherish my likely AI-upscaled full runtime 60fps rip of THE WAY OF WATER with hardcoded Chinese subs. Probably came from some quasi-licit Chinese PVOD. If there's one for FIRE AND ASH I'll get that too.
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM