Myrrima
@myrrima.dftba.social
- I run on coffee and sarcasm.
- No DMs.
- DFTBA 💞 Don't Forget To Be Awesome
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- I'm the most neurotic sane person you'll ever meet.
- No DMs.
- DFTBA 💞 Don't Forget To Be Awesome
- Nerdfighteria - https://nerdfighteria.com/
- I'm the most neurotic sane person you'll ever meet.
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Myrrima
@myrrima.dftba.social
· Dec 3
It comes, it comes, the sun. Who's tired now? Not me. Did I sleep? Only my feet.
Should I use this thing to post cat pics and stories? Or witty takes on political figures? How about my favorite fandoms? Na. I'll talk about my insomnia. That'll be a real eye opener.
Should I use this thing to post cat pics and stories? Or witty takes on political figures? How about my favorite fandoms? Na. I'll talk about my insomnia. That'll be a real eye opener.
Relaxing this Friday evening with a glass of Bénédictine & Brandy (B&B). Bénédictine is a liquor made by monks from the early 1500's and is based on medicinal plants.
It's medicine!
It's medicine!
February 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Relaxing this Friday evening with a glass of Bénédictine & Brandy (B&B). Bénédictine is a liquor made by monks from the early 1500's and is based on medicinal plants.
It's medicine!
It's medicine!
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UHC wins against the #2 team, 5-2! It was a great game!
Check out this Utah Hockey Club feed.
Check out this Utah Hockey Club feed.
I created a simple feed for those that want to follow the Utah Hockey Club. As I'm new to creating feeds, I'm open to suggested terms and hashtags.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
UHC wins against the #2 team, 5-2! It was a great game!
Check out this Utah Hockey Club feed.
Check out this Utah Hockey Club feed.
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
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What we lived through in Kyiv in the early hours of the morning today.
Sound on.
Sound on.
January 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What we lived through in Kyiv in the early hours of the morning today.
Sound on.
Sound on.
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I want:
1) To know what love is
2) You to show me
3) An order of nachos for the table
1) To know what love is
2) You to show me
3) An order of nachos for the table
January 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I want:
1) To know what love is
2) You to show me
3) An order of nachos for the table
1) To know what love is
2) You to show me
3) An order of nachos for the table
Or a cat!
Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.
January 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Or a cat!
Be locked in a small closet with 30 feral cats.
What are some things you would rather do than watch Donold’s inauguration?
January 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Be locked in a small closet with 30 feral cats.
I'm positive someone else ate my pint of ice cream while I wasn't looking. *side eyes the cat*
January 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm positive someone else ate my pint of ice cream while I wasn't looking. *side eyes the cat*
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In my case, I fail so hard that the new prescription is out of date in less than a year.
stop with the ppl wearing glasses are smart trope. we literally have to fail a test to get these.
January 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
In my case, I fail so hard that the new prescription is out of date in less than a year.
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But did you know that crows will play in the snow too? ❄️
🎥miss.sarahjane
🎥miss.sarahjane
January 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
But did you know that crows will play in the snow too? ❄️
🎥miss.sarahjane
🎥miss.sarahjane
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Getting eaten by a cephalopod is very SciFi.
Shots of cephalopods with prey that they caught makes me happy for them. Good job little buddy! Enjoy your snack!
January 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Getting eaten by a cephalopod is very SciFi.
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Stages of trying to sleep:
I can get 8 hours
I can still get 7 hours
I can still get 6 hours
I can still get 5 hours
I can still get 4 hours
I can still get 3 hours
I can still get 2 hours
I can still get 1 hour
*falls asleep for 5 minutes*
*alarm goes off *
I can get 8 hours
I can still get 7 hours
I can still get 6 hours
I can still get 5 hours
I can still get 4 hours
I can still get 3 hours
I can still get 2 hours
I can still get 1 hour
*falls asleep for 5 minutes*
*alarm goes off *
January 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Stages of trying to sleep:
I can get 8 hours
I can still get 7 hours
I can still get 6 hours
I can still get 5 hours
I can still get 4 hours
I can still get 3 hours
I can still get 2 hours
I can still get 1 hour
*falls asleep for 5 minutes*
*alarm goes off *
I can get 8 hours
I can still get 7 hours
I can still get 6 hours
I can still get 5 hours
I can still get 4 hours
I can still get 3 hours
I can still get 2 hours
I can still get 1 hour
*falls asleep for 5 minutes*
*alarm goes off *
PSA: When picking up luggage in an airport, DO NOT stand next to the carousel unless you are actively grabbing your bag.
1) It is incredibly rude to everyone behind you.
2) You are blocking the view and bag access of the courteous people who aren't fucking douchebags like yourself.
Thank you.
1) It is incredibly rude to everyone behind you.
2) You are blocking the view and bag access of the courteous people who aren't fucking douchebags like yourself.
Thank you.
January 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
PSA: When picking up luggage in an airport, DO NOT stand next to the carousel unless you are actively grabbing your bag.
1) It is incredibly rude to everyone behind you.
2) You are blocking the view and bag access of the courteous people who aren't fucking douchebags like yourself.
Thank you.
1) It is incredibly rude to everyone behind you.
2) You are blocking the view and bag access of the courteous people who aren't fucking douchebags like yourself.
Thank you.
I had the funniest thought earlier today for a post here but was sidetracked by my ADHD Squirrel and have forgotten it. Can we all pretend it happened anyway? And by "all" I mean the whole one of me who will see this?
January 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I had the funniest thought earlier today for a post here but was sidetracked by my ADHD Squirrel and have forgotten it. Can we all pretend it happened anyway? And by "all" I mean the whole one of me who will see this?
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We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”
January 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”
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How many teeth is a person supposed to have? In your collection, I mean
January 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
How many teeth is a person supposed to have? In your collection, I mean
Jimmy Carter left a lasting impression upon the world. If I make even a 10th of the positive impact of this great man, I'll rate my life a huge success.
BREAKING: Jimmy Carter has died at 100. The 39th president of the United States, who served from 1977 to 1981, was perhaps more famous for the life he led after leaving office — as an advocate for peace and human rights.
Read about his lasting legacy.
Read about his lasting legacy.
Jimmy Carter, former U.S. president and peace activist, dies at 100
Carter was president from 1977 to 1981, but he was perhaps more famous for the life he led after he left office. He was one of the biggest advocates for peace, democracy and human rights.
www.npr.org
December 29, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Jimmy Carter left a lasting impression upon the world. If I make even a 10th of the positive impact of this great man, I'll rate my life a huge success.
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Something to keep in mind as you set your New Year’s resolutions.
December 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Something to keep in mind as you set your New Year’s resolutions.
This is worth hitting the TT page. Well, if you aren't #christian or have a sense of humor.
#rapture
#rapture
#duet with @Josh Mindemann #50yearsinthefuture #rapture#christians
TikTok video by Sammie
www.tiktok.com
December 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
This is worth hitting the TT page. Well, if you aren't #christian or have a sense of humor.
#rapture
#rapture
Tonight's mood brought to you by System Of A Down, Bourbon, Witcher 3, and Raviolis. Oh, and I look gorgeous, too. Geralt won't be able to keep his eyes off me. Yen, who?
Toxicity
System Of A Down · Album · 2001 · 15 songs
open.spotify.com
December 10, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Tonight's mood brought to you by System Of A Down, Bourbon, Witcher 3, and Raviolis. Oh, and I look gorgeous, too. Geralt won't be able to keep his eyes off me. Yen, who?
Me: "I'm sorry, it was just a joke."
"It's only a joke if it's funny, Myrrima!"
Me: "Bitch, I'm fucking hilarious!"
Later, me: *furiously eating cookies* "Ya! That's exactly what I should have said!"
"It's only a joke if it's funny, Myrrima!"
Me: "Bitch, I'm fucking hilarious!"
Later, me: *furiously eating cookies* "Ya! That's exactly what I should have said!"
December 8, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Me: "I'm sorry, it was just a joke."
"It's only a joke if it's funny, Myrrima!"
Me: "Bitch, I'm fucking hilarious!"
Later, me: *furiously eating cookies* "Ya! That's exactly what I should have said!"
"It's only a joke if it's funny, Myrrima!"
Me: "Bitch, I'm fucking hilarious!"
Later, me: *furiously eating cookies* "Ya! That's exactly what I should have said!"