Jentucky Fried Bitchin'
@jenxer.bsky.social
Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. BP-II. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Pinned
Wholesome
wholesome
wholesome follow
wholesome
wholesome follow
February 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Wholesome
wholesome
wholesome follow
wholesome
wholesome follow
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i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on
Hotboxing catnip
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Hotboxing catnip
I haven't the heart to tell her that heating pad isn't plugged in
February 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I haven't the heart to tell her that heating pad isn't plugged in
More stylish than me
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
More stylish than me
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Oops I doomscrolled again
February 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oops I doomscrolled again
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Punxsutawney Kitaen saw her reflection on the Jaguar, which means 6 more weeks of going down the only road we've ever known.
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Punxsutawney Kitaen saw her reflection on the Jaguar, which means 6 more weeks of going down the only road we've ever known.
Do not flush tissues down toilets from the 1800s
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Do not flush tissues down toilets from the 1800s
The thing about this week is, it's been a long year.
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The thing about this week is, it's been a long year.
1) They had no clue
-or-
2) They knew exactly what they were doing
-or-
2) They knew exactly what they were doing
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
1) They had no clue
-or-
2) They knew exactly what they were doing
-or-
2) They knew exactly what they were doing
Brought out my 80-year-old Southern Lady voice to mess with a Medicare scammer, but I can never keep them on the phone as long as my husband can (he once made it 20 minutes).
I think starting with "that AI sure was nice" was my mistake 😆
I think starting with "that AI sure was nice" was my mistake 😆
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Brought out my 80-year-old Southern Lady voice to mess with a Medicare scammer, but I can never keep them on the phone as long as my husband can (he once made it 20 minutes).
I think starting with "that AI sure was nice" was my mistake 😆
I think starting with "that AI sure was nice" was my mistake 😆
Even while knowing 1000% that this will never be looked at in this detail and I should leave it be, I just CAN'T.
#minatures
#minatures
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Even while knowing 1000% that this will never be looked at in this detail and I should leave it be, I just CAN'T.
#minatures
#minatures
My exhalations while sobbing sounded like Muttley's wheezy laugh and it made me change to laughing while crying.
Grief is weird, man
Grief is weird, man
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
My exhalations while sobbing sounded like Muttley's wheezy laugh and it made me change to laughing while crying.
Grief is weird, man
Grief is weird, man
My parents in Ohio got snow in the amount of One Small Dog
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
My parents in Ohio got snow in the amount of One Small Dog
Deutsch. Ich liebe dich.
Five phrases about the transitory nature of all things...
1. Nothing is eternal (Farsi)
2. No one’s candle is lit till dawn (Serbian)
3. No evil shall last a hundred years (Spanish)
4. All snowstorms eventually subside (Icelandic)
5. Everything has an end, except the sausage, which has two (German)
1. Nothing is eternal (Farsi)
2. No one’s candle is lit till dawn (Serbian)
3. No evil shall last a hundred years (Spanish)
4. All snowstorms eventually subside (Icelandic)
5. Everything has an end, except the sausage, which has two (German)
January 26, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Deutsch. Ich liebe dich.
Got this at Joann's final clearance for a tiny price
#miniatures
#miniatures
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Got this at Joann's final clearance for a tiny price
#miniatures
#miniatures
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Happy Facebook Account Deletion Day to me
January 25, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Happy Facebook Account Deletion Day to me
They're running drills to prepare for the #HoustonFreeze
January 24, 2026 at 1:31 AM
They're running drills to prepare for the #HoustonFreeze
If I pretend the flute in the hold music with my health insurance company is being played by Lizzo it actually helps a little with the stabby stabby
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If I pretend the flute in the hold music with my health insurance company is being played by Lizzo it actually helps a little with the stabby stabby
January 23, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Leaving AAA batteries and canned goods out for blizzard claus tonight
January 22, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Leaving AAA batteries and canned goods out for blizzard claus tonight
January 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Stocked up on freeze cheese
January 22, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Stocked up on freeze cheese