Jentucky Fried Bitchin'
@jenxer.bsky.social
Often cosplays as a functional human. Recovering Gifted Child. Gen X. BP-II. Hates leafblowers. Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. FC Köln fan.🐐⚽
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Houston, Texas (don't look at me like that, we're not all like THAT).
Pinned
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The fuck is this and how do I send it back to hell
February 9, 2026 at 1:20 PM
The fuck is this and how do I send it back to hell
Both from Wayfair
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Both from Wayfair
The designer intended it as a bar cabinet, but it's where we store all the cat toys
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
The designer intended it as a bar cabinet, but it's where we store all the cat toys
Wholesome
wholesome
wholesome follow
wholesome
wholesome follow
February 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Wholesome
wholesome
wholesome follow
wholesome
wholesome follow
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i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on
Hotboxing catnip
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Hotboxing catnip
I haven't the heart to tell her that heating pad isn't plugged in
February 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I haven't the heart to tell her that heating pad isn't plugged in
More stylish than me
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
More stylish than me
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Oops I doomscrolled again
February 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oops I doomscrolled again
Bigwig says hello
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Bigwig says hello
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Punxsutawney Kitaen saw her reflection on the Jaguar, which means 6 more weeks of going down the only road we've ever known.
February 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Punxsutawney Kitaen saw her reflection on the Jaguar, which means 6 more weeks of going down the only road we've ever known.
Do not flush tissues down toilets from the 1800s
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Do not flush tissues down toilets from the 1800s
Let's have some fun
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Let's have some fun
The thing about this week is, it's been a long year.
January 30, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The thing about this week is, it's been a long year.
1) They had no clue
-or-
2) They knew exactly what they were doing
-or-
2) They knew exactly what they were doing
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
1) They had no clue
-or-
2) They knew exactly what they were doing
-or-
2) They knew exactly what they were doing
Brought out my 80-year-old Southern Lady voice to mess with a Medicare scammer, but I can never keep them on the phone as long as my husband can (he once made it 20 minutes).
I think starting with "that AI sure was nice" was my mistake 😆
I think starting with "that AI sure was nice" was my mistake 😆
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Brought out my 80-year-old Southern Lady voice to mess with a Medicare scammer, but I can never keep them on the phone as long as my husband can (he once made it 20 minutes).
I think starting with "that AI sure was nice" was my mistake 😆
I think starting with "that AI sure was nice" was my mistake 😆
I seem to be the only weirdo posting to #miniatures that isn't making TTRPG or Warhammer figurines (which all look amazing, btw).
Anyway, here's a book.
Anyway, here's a book.
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I seem to be the only weirdo posting to #miniatures that isn't making TTRPG or Warhammer figurines (which all look amazing, btw).
Anyway, here's a book.
Anyway, here's a book.
Even while knowing 1000% that this will never be looked at in this detail and I should leave it be, I just CAN'T.
#minatures
#minatures
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Even while knowing 1000% that this will never be looked at in this detail and I should leave it be, I just CAN'T.
#minatures
#minatures
My exhalations while sobbing sounded like Muttley's wheezy laugh and it made me change to laughing while crying.
Grief is weird, man
Grief is weird, man
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
My exhalations while sobbing sounded like Muttley's wheezy laugh and it made me change to laughing while crying.
Grief is weird, man
Grief is weird, man
My parents in Ohio got snow in the amount of One Small Dog
January 26, 2026 at 8:05 PM
My parents in Ohio got snow in the amount of One Small Dog
If we can't eat the rich, we should at least tax them
January 26, 2026 at 8:01 PM
If we can't eat the rich, we should at least tax them
My mom had uterine prolapse and related bladder problems. Her surgeon raised her uterus out of the way, then used surgical mesh to hold it there. It really helped her. I hope everything works out!
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
My mom had uterine prolapse and related bladder problems. Her surgeon raised her uterus out of the way, then used surgical mesh to hold it there. It really helped her. I hope everything works out!
I refuse to ever again go to an OB/GYN who doesn't also possess the equipment.
January 26, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I refuse to ever again go to an OB/GYN who doesn't also possess the equipment.