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RIP Scott Adams. I'll never forget the orgasm I had on New Year's Day 2016 which was induced by your famous series of hypnotism blog posts
January 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
RIP Scott Adams. I'll never forget the orgasm I had on New Year's Day 2016 which was induced by your famous series of hypnotism blog posts
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
this is how every outlet should refer to X
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This is why I’m pushing for a state escrow account that holds federal funds before sending them on to Washington. If Trump wants to steal our tax dollars that were legally appropriated by Congress, then we should just be paying ourselves.
“Minnesota, New York, California, Illinois and Colorado will be cut off from around $7 billion in funding for the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, which provides cash assistance to households with children, according to two people familiar with the matter.”
Monstrously cruel.
Monstrously cruel.
Health Dept. to Freeze $10 Billion in Funding to 5 Democratic States
www.nytimes.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
This is why I’m pushing for a state escrow account that holds federal funds before sending them on to Washington. If Trump wants to steal our tax dollars that were legally appropriated by Congress, then we should just be paying ourselves.
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Hard not to feel a creeping gnawing terror at the headlines of every news station video being so deeply pro-war. Every single outlet framing this as a victory somehow. Triumphant. What planet are we on? Are we supposed to stomach this? Where is reality?
January 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Hard not to feel a creeping gnawing terror at the headlines of every news station video being so deeply pro-war. Every single outlet framing this as a victory somehow. Triumphant. What planet are we on? Are we supposed to stomach this? Where is reality?
in 2026 i will be starting something called "weird bluesky"
December 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
in 2026 i will be starting something called "weird bluesky"
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
don't I know it! which is to say, I don't know it. I don't know anything about that.
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
don't I know it! which is to say, I don't know it. I don't know anything about that.
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almost every time i say "it's good" i follow it up with "I just invented it." a true timeless post. RIP.
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
almost every time i say "it's good" i follow it up with "I just invented it." a true timeless post. RIP.
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ROBOT CONTROLLED BY $3/HR WORKER: welcome to the grand canyon! would you like a photo?
ME: sure
ROBOT: [snatches my phone and takes picture w/o me in it] that will be $1000
ME: uh-
[armed guard bots carry me to jail. photo bot launches my phone into the canyon, then deploys a bayonet into my back]
ME: sure
ROBOT: [snatches my phone and takes picture w/o me in it] that will be $1000
ME: uh-
[armed guard bots carry me to jail. photo bot launches my phone into the canyon, then deploys a bayonet into my back]
December 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ROBOT CONTROLLED BY $3/HR WORKER: welcome to the grand canyon! would you like a photo?
ME: sure
ROBOT: [snatches my phone and takes picture w/o me in it] that will be $1000
ME: uh-
[armed guard bots carry me to jail. photo bot launches my phone into the canyon, then deploys a bayonet into my back]
ME: sure
ROBOT: [snatches my phone and takes picture w/o me in it] that will be $1000
ME: uh-
[armed guard bots carry me to jail. photo bot launches my phone into the canyon, then deploys a bayonet into my back]
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It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It’s so cool to have hitched your wagon 20 years ago to an industry that was booming beyond anyone’s expectations and have it turn out to be stripmined and utterly hollowed out by Shareholder Value, and every other industry you could slot into has been, surprise, hollowed out by Shareholder Value
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I love AMV Night
August 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love AMV Night
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Customer: FOR A LEXUS ISF CAR THE IS LEXUS SPORTS LETTER THRY US EMEANS SPORTS MODE ENGAGED
DMV: FUCK MODE
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: FUCK MODE
Verdict: DENIED
October 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Customer: FOR A LEXUS ISF CAR THE IS LEXUS SPORTS LETTER THRY US EMEANS SPORTS MODE ENGAGED
DMV: FUCK MODE
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: FUCK MODE
Verdict: DENIED
new Sound of Animals Fighting, Maruja, and @guerillatoss.bsky.social LPs all dropped today... what a delicious ear treat for me in particular
September 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
new Sound of Animals Fighting, Maruja, and @guerillatoss.bsky.social LPs all dropped today... what a delicious ear treat for me in particular
I love AMV Night
August 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love AMV Night
first perfect Scrandle let's fucking go dude
July 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
first perfect Scrandle let's fucking go dude
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taking a more hardline belief in this with each passing day
July 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
taking a more hardline belief in this with each passing day
(catching up with my med school buddies) Remember when we dissected Paul in the 17th grade?
July 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
(catching up with my med school buddies) Remember when we dissected Paul in the 17th grade?
(star spangled banner voice) Ohhh say, canned pepSIIIII
July 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(star spangled banner voice) Ohhh say, canned pepSIIIII
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Saluting with tears streaming down my face
July 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Saluting with tears streaming down my face
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RT if you think Bryan should get the Creami
new ep with @murderxbryan.bsky.social we went to kohls
June 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
RT if you think Bryan should get the Creami
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