Colleen
@munchkinpower15.bsky.social
Amateur Baker, Mom, bookish nerdish reformed theatre kid
Philly>anywhere
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Did have having to explain to my mom kitty litter boxes in schools is a right wing hoax and her NOT BELIEVING ME bc someone she knows personally told her it was true on my 2025 bingo card but tbh it should have been
October 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Did have having to explain to my mom kitty litter boxes in schools is a right wing hoax and her NOT BELIEVING ME bc someone she knows personally told her it was true on my 2025 bingo card but tbh it should have been
So like did Taylor and Travis inform the brands before hand?? Or did they all just have this stuff waiting in the wings just in cases the brands are already referencing it in OFFICIAL advertising. Wawa had an add out in like less than two hours!!!
August 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
So like did Taylor and Travis inform the brands before hand?? Or did they all just have this stuff waiting in the wings just in cases the brands are already referencing it in OFFICIAL advertising. Wawa had an add out in like less than two hours!!!
Hi I would like to speak to the Delaware port authority or Philadelphia road maintenance or whoever the fuck greenlit closing two lanes on the CBB at NOON on a FRIDAY IN THE SUMMER
July 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hi I would like to speak to the Delaware port authority or Philadelphia road maintenance or whoever the fuck greenlit closing two lanes on the CBB at NOON on a FRIDAY IN THE SUMMER
i know south and north Jersey are different states bc I had to watch the news to find out were apparently under a state of emergency for flooding?? Like my dude the only thing I know about weehawkin is that it’s were Hamilton got shot and apparently there are cars underwater
July 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i know south and north Jersey are different states bc I had to watch the news to find out were apparently under a state of emergency for flooding?? Like my dude the only thing I know about weehawkin is that it’s were Hamilton got shot and apparently there are cars underwater
Just got an add on fb for lemonade flavored vodkas and THATS how I know that a recession is eminent
June 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just got an add on fb for lemonade flavored vodkas and THATS how I know that a recession is eminent
Listen to a podcast recently that said popularity in Astrology was rising at the time of WWII and my immediate thought was that “it’s weird that we are also currently seeing a rise in fascists AND that popularity in astrology is high again. Time is a flat circle
June 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Listen to a podcast recently that said popularity in Astrology was rising at the time of WWII and my immediate thought was that “it’s weird that we are also currently seeing a rise in fascists AND that popularity in astrology is high again. Time is a flat circle
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nah think i will continue to do my writing and thinking in-house and not atrophy my brain to send faster emails
40 and up crew please don’t think you you won’t need AI. Learn that shit before you turn into our parents with cell phones!
June 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
nah think i will continue to do my writing and thinking in-house and not atrophy my brain to send faster emails
Finally intentionally listened to sleep token to see what the big deal is and tbh it sounds like if bastille and Sam smith had a music baby (this is not a dig)
May 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Finally intentionally listened to sleep token to see what the big deal is and tbh it sounds like if bastille and Sam smith had a music baby (this is not a dig)
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“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
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Even *if* you accept Stephen Miller’s (textually, historically, and morally indefensible) claim that undocumented immigrants are not entitled to due process, you’d *still* need due process to ensure that the individuals at issue are, in fact, undocumented.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
May 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Even *if* you accept Stephen Miller’s (textually, historically, and morally indefensible) claim that undocumented immigrants are not entitled to due process, you’d *still* need due process to ensure that the individuals at issue are, in fact, undocumented.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
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Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching.
Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.
Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.
April 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Say it after me: Chat GPT is not a search engine. It does not scan the web for information, it just generates statistically likely sentences. You cannot use it a search engine, or as a substitute for searching.
Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.
Now. Please never use an LLM for information searches ever again.
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"do you have food safety tips" yes as a matter of fact I do I think the people should elect representatives who appoint experts to keep food safe theres a tip for you
May 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
"do you have food safety tips" yes as a matter of fact I do I think the people should elect representatives who appoint experts to keep food safe theres a tip for you
Still thinking about that 5k for a baby announcement and how the bill for my emergency c section and subsequent hospital and Nicu stay was 20x that. (We did not pay that out of pocket bc I was very fortunate to have VERY good ins through my job)
April 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Still thinking about that 5k for a baby announcement and how the bill for my emergency c section and subsequent hospital and Nicu stay was 20x that. (We did not pay that out of pocket bc I was very fortunate to have VERY good ins through my job)
*credits of a show ends*
4.5yo: what’s that
Me: “that tells us the name of all the people on the show”
4.5: but who is it
Me: oh I don’t know those people
4.5: but why didn’t you read it so you could tell me
Me: but… but you asked
Me once it was over??
The audacity of these kids man!
4.5yo: what’s that
Me: “that tells us the name of all the people on the show”
4.5: but who is it
Me: oh I don’t know those people
4.5: but why didn’t you read it so you could tell me
Me: but… but you asked
Me once it was over??
The audacity of these kids man!
April 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
*credits of a show ends*
4.5yo: what’s that
Me: “that tells us the name of all the people on the show”
4.5: but who is it
Me: oh I don’t know those people
4.5: but why didn’t you read it so you could tell me
Me: but… but you asked
Me once it was over??
The audacity of these kids man!
4.5yo: what’s that
Me: “that tells us the name of all the people on the show”
4.5: but who is it
Me: oh I don’t know those people
4.5: but why didn’t you read it so you could tell me
Me: but… but you asked
Me once it was over??
The audacity of these kids man!
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Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported
April 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Lots of people I know that were furious about kids having to wear masks are real quiet about a two year old citizen being wrongfully deported
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Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me
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God: What the hell is this you idiot? I said my son would become a RABBI!
Angel who created the Easter Bunny: Oh shit my bad.
Angel who created the Easter Bunny: Oh shit my bad.
April 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
God: What the hell is this you idiot? I said my son would become a RABBI!
Angel who created the Easter Bunny: Oh shit my bad.
Angel who created the Easter Bunny: Oh shit my bad.
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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
Not even 10 minutes into the work day of a short week and I am already completely checked out!!!!
April 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Not even 10 minutes into the work day of a short week and I am already completely checked out!!!!
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Eternal Sunshine except it just makes me forget movies and shows I’ve already seen so I can enjoy them for the first time again.
April 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Eternal Sunshine except it just makes me forget movies and shows I’ve already seen so I can enjoy them for the first time again.
Been thinking on a loop about my semi conservative father asking me how I could watch RuPaul’s Drag race and all I could ask him was “why was it fun and okay for you to watch drag when Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy did it? It’s just art and performance “ and that shut him up quick
April 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Been thinking on a loop about my semi conservative father asking me how I could watch RuPaul’s Drag race and all I could ask him was “why was it fun and okay for you to watch drag when Robin Williams or Eddie Murphy did it? It’s just art and performance “ and that shut him up quick
Telling myself the piece of dark chocolate I had for breakfast is the same thing as a protein bar bc it’s the one with peanuts in it
April 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Telling myself the piece of dark chocolate I had for breakfast is the same thing as a protein bar bc it’s the one with peanuts in it
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I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible.
I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
April 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm 18. The economy enters a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican president is responsible.
I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 29. There is once-in-a-century pandemic that leads to a once-in-century-recession. A Republican is responsible.
I'm 35. Tarriffs trigger a once-in-a-century recession. A Republican is responsible.
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if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
April 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually