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mudfire4.darkwo.ke
Cryptid Kringle 🎄
@mudfire4.darkwo.ke
Hayley | 30 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid

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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”
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If you’re here because I liked a skeet of yours from months or years ago, Hello!

I’m sorry & also it will happen again
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Realizing I have absolutely no idea what Bluesky looks like on an actual computer/desktop

I have only ever used the Bluesky iPhone app or the version you see in the safari browser on iPhone
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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drawing is the repeated experience of finding out that you have no idea what size things are and also that a lot of things, such as chairs, CAN be a lot of different sizes in real life, but whatever size you choose will feel dreadfully wrong
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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this guy cried about people wanting Jesse Singal, a virulent transphobic enabler of pedophilia, kicked off here but wants anyone who's mean to him clapped en masse. What more do you need to know about the kind of person he is. A disgusting white devil
Yeah, when there’s a class of seemingly untouchable users who are relentlessly bullying everyone else, and making the site generally unpleasant for anyone who doesn’t work hard to block them or accommodate them, the mods should, in fact, do something.
December 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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As a reminder, labelers can completely hide accounts from you & you have no ability to turn that off. You don’t even know it happens sometimes

Do you really want to trust that a labeler run by someone on the team here won’t do that?

Stop using it. Use community ran ones, not this
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
So I know a lot of you really like that new labeler she made because it shows when someone has been recently mass blocked, etc but y’all really shouldn’t trust it/bother with it

Unless you enjoy how the rude label is employed, or like benign comments getting hidden on every post, because it’s that
and predictably, i’m blocked, but this is what it was
December 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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the way bluesky fell the fuck off should be taught in colleges as how not to run your social media site
I remember like a year and a half ago, maybe two, people were so fucking ready to go in on memberships here in order to beat Twitter and keep ads off and then the people running it decided Singal dick slapping them was preferable.
If Bluesky or Instagram or whatever social media app tried to charge you $10 a month to post you paying? (Judge free zone)
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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68 million years? Oh my godddd just take the E already.
December 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I think people who take more offense to tone than to actions are about as red flag as it comes.
December 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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girl who says binch = avoid at all costs
girl who says bruh = never let her go
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Fate is the coward's excuse to not take responsibility in their own life, as a reminder.
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Fence sitting isn’t a value tbqhon
December 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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She’s a 10 but she pronounces bourgeoise “burg goose”
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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my biggest pet peeve as a carpenter/woodworker is when people show me something created by AI and ask “can you build this for me?” and i say no. they’re like “why?” and i say “because it doesnt even make sense. its not structurally possible. none of the lines even line up. ITS NOT REAL.”
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Please help me be able to pay for my upcoming phone bill in 5 days and to be able to buy groceries this week! It's a bit urgent, but I'm always so grateful for anything one can spare. Genuinely, anything helps me out greatly. (Redone for personal reasons, ty for understanding)♡
www.paypal.me/XP1991
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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i’m going to get a good chuckle out of this for the rest of the day honestly
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Please help this long long man live a long long life!
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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the united states needs de-christianization
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files, allegedly involved in child trafficking & infanticide.

Any political system that allows a man this evil to become president is irredeemable & must be abolished.

The leadership of the New York Times continues to defend these atrocities.
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM