Mr. Zeke
@mrzeke.bsky.social
A lazy guy with a big, cube-shaped head.
Old enough to remember when there were two Berlins.
Frequently a big ol' dork.
(He/him)
Old enough to remember when there were two Berlins.
Frequently a big ol' dork.
(He/him)
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rare photo of the first pilgrim
November 28, 2024 at 5:03 PM
rare photo of the first pilgrim
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In the mid 90's I was sat in a pub with friends discussing films. Flynn came up in the conversation and a little old lady sat near by piped up and said' He had a massive cock you know, like a babys arm holding an apple'
It killed the conversation stone dead.
It killed the conversation stone dead.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
In the mid 90's I was sat in a pub with friends discussing films. Flynn came up in the conversation and a little old lady sat near by piped up and said' He had a massive cock you know, like a babys arm holding an apple'
It killed the conversation stone dead.
It killed the conversation stone dead.
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CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
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I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion
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an incredible thing just happened to me: my vet has added an indoor-outdoor pigeon to its family, his name is papi chulo and when I was taking pictures of him outside … he perched on my head. I have never been so delighted in all my life!!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
an incredible thing just happened to me: my vet has added an indoor-outdoor pigeon to its family, his name is papi chulo and when I was taking pictures of him outside … he perched on my head. I have never been so delighted in all my life!!!
It's such a cliché at this point, but I still find myself yelling it 3 or 4 times a week.
I know these comparison are pointless, but it would have been front page headlines for days if biden had said he had an MRI and didn't know what for.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's such a cliché at this point, but I still find myself yelling it 3 or 4 times a week.
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
A short thread about delightful critters from the Cambrian Explain: mother nature's weird psychedelic period
And the Cambrian was when life had no idea wtf it was doing and was just throwing shit at the sea floor to see what would stick. So you get BIZARRE body designs, like hyoliths, which is basically an ice cream cone with a mouth full of tentacles and a clamshell lid.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A short thread about delightful critters from the Cambrian Explain: mother nature's weird psychedelic period
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
What I *want* I will not say here.
All of them losing their jobs is a compromise that I am willing to settle for however.
All of them losing their jobs is a compromise that I am willing to settle for however.
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What I *want* I will not say here.
All of them losing their jobs is a compromise that I am willing to settle for however.
All of them losing their jobs is a compromise that I am willing to settle for however.
I am still as angry about this as I am physically capable of being.
Eventually I will die this angry.
Eventually I will die this angry.
25 years ago today: the most consequential presidential election of my lifetime. 36 days later, it was effectively decided by the Supreme Court. Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, who voted with the majority, would later she regretted that the court accepted the case.
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I am still as angry about this as I am physically capable of being.
Eventually I will die this angry.
Eventually I will die this angry.
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Fuck Jay and fuck the Bluesky Prudes
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Fuck Jay and fuck the Bluesky Prudes
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The double splitscreen shot from 1:13-1:42 is one of the most insane shots created during the photochemical era.
You’ve got a real woman fondling Maroon and Valiant at both ends of the shot, with the woman’s body hidden by splitscreens that run along the edges of the fluted columns in the BG…
You’ve got a real woman fondling Maroon and Valiant at both ends of the shot, with the woman’s body hidden by splitscreens that run along the edges of the fluted columns in the BG…
Jessica Rabbit (Amy Irving) performing "Why Don't Ya Do Right?" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The double splitscreen shot from 1:13-1:42 is one of the most insane shots created during the photochemical era.
You’ve got a real woman fondling Maroon and Valiant at both ends of the shot, with the woman’s body hidden by splitscreens that run along the edges of the fluted columns in the BG…
You’ve got a real woman fondling Maroon and Valiant at both ends of the shot, with the woman’s body hidden by splitscreens that run along the edges of the fluted columns in the BG…
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I just got out of D&D and am finally watching The Speech and I got as far as "these are not hands that have been allowed to hold power" before I burst into tears
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...
Zohran Mamdani delivers victory speech
YouTube video by ABC News
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I just got out of D&D and am finally watching The Speech and I got as far as "these are not hands that have been allowed to hold power" before I burst into tears
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MfB...
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Good morning, people of my timeline 😊
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Good morning, people of my timeline 😊
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
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this is what being too high feels like
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
this is what being too high feels like
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
Perhaps this will work for you, perhaps it won't, but I stand by the old reliable host-a-weekly-trivia-contest-at-a-cupcake-shop approach.
So if you want my advice on how to find your future spouse, it's easy, be funny on the internet & wait for someone to think that someone else stole one of your posts and then wait for the person they accused of stealing your joke to fall madly in love with you. There are probably easier ways though.
November 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Perhaps this will work for you, perhaps it won't, but I stand by the old reliable host-a-weekly-trivia-contest-at-a-cupcake-shop approach.
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It’s an unfortunate certainty that the defining sentence of 21st century America was written in the Gawker unlimited mozzarella sticks blog: “everyone sees this terrible thing happening and no one is doing anything to stop it”
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It’s an unfortunate certainty that the defining sentence of 21st century America was written in the Gawker unlimited mozzarella sticks blog: “everyone sees this terrible thing happening and no one is doing anything to stop it”
This painting makes me happier every time I see it.
I painted ur dog
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This painting makes me happier every time I see it.
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