Matt Whitehead
@mrw54.bsky.social
I’m just here to have a good time. The current state of affairs will often suspend said good time.
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cowboy who stubbed his toe:
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The only formal legal institution that has effectively stood up to American fascism is the jury.
Jury acquits L.A. man who towed immigration agent's car during TikTok influencer's arrest
Jury acquits L.A. man who towed immigration agent's car during TikTok influencer’s arrest
A federal jury has acquitted Bobby Nunez, who was charged with stealing government property by towing an immigration agent’s vehicle during the arrest of a TikTok influencer in downtown L.A.
www.latimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The only formal legal institution that has effectively stood up to American fascism is the jury.
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Harvard University is looking into disciplining students who recorded the school’s former president discussing his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
Harvard Investigates Students for Exposing Its Epstein Shame
The school is looking into disciplining students who recorded former President Larry Summers discussing his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
trib.al
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Harvard University is looking into disciplining students who recorded the school’s former president discussing his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
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at this point AI is the equivalent of your friend eating something disgusting and asking 800 times if you wanna try it
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
at this point AI is the equivalent of your friend eating something disgusting and asking 800 times if you wanna try it
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just incredible optics here, the president yelling at you about how you should buy less and like it, three weeks before christmas, while standing in front of a bunch of stupefied moronic dipshits holding BIGGER PAYCHECKS signs
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
just incredible optics here, the president yelling at you about how you should buy less and like it, three weeks before christmas, while standing in front of a bunch of stupefied moronic dipshits holding BIGGER PAYCHECKS signs
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
I gotta get some blades.
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I gotta get some blades.
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Like so many before him, cocaine bear told himself it was no big deal, just something to liven up the weekend.
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Like so many before him, cocaine bear told himself it was no big deal, just something to liven up the weekend.
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honestly this is so fucking funny. fifa, an organization skilled in the arts of palm greasing can just make up some dumb award and this guy will dress up in a mayor mccheese sash and rush over to somenly accept it like it's real. he's got the brain of a (non corvid) bird
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
honestly this is so fucking funny. fifa, an organization skilled in the arts of palm greasing can just make up some dumb award and this guy will dress up in a mayor mccheese sash and rush over to somenly accept it like it's real. he's got the brain of a (non corvid) bird
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So you’re telling me the apes can be programmed to say a personal catch phrase now? This is huge.
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
OpenAI Chief Sam Altman to Sit With Fallon, Marking Late-Night TV Debut
Sam Altman is headed to late night. The OpenAI chief executive will make his 'Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon' debut on Monday, Dec. 8.
dlvr.it
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So you’re telling me the apes can be programmed to say a personal catch phrase now? This is huge.
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I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
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Just full-on classic 15th-20th century white Christian nationalist colonialism on full display. Your children must die overseas to boost oil company profits.
Rep. Salazar: "We're gonna be doing a favor to us, to our children, to our economy, to our oil companies to be able to liberate. And to Venezuelans who wants to be free."
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just full-on classic 15th-20th century white Christian nationalist colonialism on full display. Your children must die overseas to boost oil company profits.
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they are not playing 3D chess. they are fucking idiots.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
they are not playing 3D chess. they are fucking idiots.
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This shit is delightful
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This shit is delightful
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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Broadview.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Broadview.
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this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out
Having convictions is for dummies that don’t understand politics.
I know this is deeply unfashionable but IMO politics largely consists of two things:
— Pandering to the fickle views of the voters to try to win elections
— Handling a series of tedious technical issues that most people don't care about or understand well
Having strongly held views not helpful.
— Pandering to the fickle views of the voters to try to win elections
— Handling a series of tedious technical issues that most people don't care about or understand well
Having strongly held views not helpful.
I was going to say — I don't think this is a failing at all, it's way better than all the leftist intellectuals on here with their inflexible ideological dogmatism.
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Having convictions is for dummies that don’t understand politics.