Martin
Martin
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Military Danger? FROM WHO?!?!

99.99999% of Canadians are not in any kind of foreign military danger 😂 I mean, except from the US itself I guess
Trump on Canada: "I spoke to Governor Trudeau ... they don't have military protection, and you take a look at what's going on out there ... people are in danger ... they need our protection."
February 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hell yeah brotheeer shoot the covid that'll show it!!
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I'm so sorry I can't stop laughing. OpenAI, the company built on stealing literally the entire internet, is crying because DeepSeek may have trained on the outputs from ChatGPT. They're crying their eyes out. What a bunch of hypocritical little babies. Cry more, freaks.

www.ft.com/content/a0df...
January 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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ummm just release an american deeperseek at an even lower cost. why do i always have to do the thinking around here
January 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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?????
January 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's actually so fucking funny that the in the eyes of our dumbass Premier the entire world rotates around beer and booze.
Premier Doug Ford is warning Ontarians to brace for the impact of Donald Trump‘s tariffs — and signalling Canada will hit back hard, including by removing American booze from LCBO stores.
Doug Ford warns Trump tariffs would be an ‘absolute disaster’ for Canadians and Americans
In a campaign-style speech Monday, Ford emphasized that tumultuous times are looming.
www.thestar.com
January 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
January 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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It’s close, but 𝘓𝘶𝘮𝘱 is definitely my favorite song about Lumps who are in someone’s head and might be dead.
January 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Making music is THE THING! THAT'S THE WHOLE THING!

The worst part of being an artist is making art?? HUH?!
Beautiful stuff: "It’s not really enjoyable to make music now… it takes a lot of time, it takes a lot of practice, you have to get really good at an instrument... I think the majority of people don’t enjoy the majority of time they spend making music."

www.404media.co/ceo-of-ai-mu...
CEO of AI Music Company Says People Don’t Like Making Music
"I think the majority of people don’t enjoy the majority of the time they spend making music.”
www.404media.co
January 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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what’s happening on twitter right now shows just how important it was for left of center people to leave it earlier

these assholes need a target, and deprived of their preferred options they are ripping each other to shreds
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Love pronouncing it "Blue-skee"
December 19, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO
December 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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At the time, Jingle Bell Rock really did rock. It was like Pantera today
December 14, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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His music
December 11, 2024 at 5:13 AM
South Korean martial law

Murdered Healthcare CEO

Hawk Tuah pump and dump

We didn't start the fire...
December 6, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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Know 👏🏽 your 👏🏽 worth! 👏🏽
finally a reasonable take
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 AM