@mrtlp.bsky.social
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They should make more holidays where you gotta kiss somebody at a certain time. Gotta kiss at noon on Arbor Day. Gotta kiss at 6pm on Presidents Day. We need more smoochin, people…
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
They should make more holidays where you gotta kiss somebody at a certain time. Gotta kiss at noon on Arbor Day. Gotta kiss at 6pm on Presidents Day. We need more smoochin, people…
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
Excited to have made a second pick for @niemanstoryboard.org's Best of 2025. Joining a heartbreaking story by William Wan for @washingtonpost.com is the bawdy, beautiful memoir "Cry For Me, Argentina" by @tamis.bsky.social
Nieman Storyboard Best of 2025: Your favorite stories — and storytellers — of the year (Part 2) - Nieman Storyboard
Here are some of your favorite stories, books, podcasts, documentaries … and an audio magazine and a singer-songwriter
niemanstoryboard.org
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Excited to have made a second pick for @niemanstoryboard.org's Best of 2025. Joining a heartbreaking story by William Wan for @washingtonpost.com is the bawdy, beautiful memoir "Cry For Me, Argentina" by @tamis.bsky.social
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One small way to try to re-establish social trust would be to transparently disclose *in this very column* that you hung out with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...
Opinion | The Epstein Story? Count Me Out.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One small way to try to re-establish social trust would be to transparently disclose *in this very column* that you hung out with Jeffrey Epstein.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/o...
"George Washington" looking like Frank TJ Mackey
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"George Washington" looking like Frank TJ Mackey
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no! it doesn't! it doesn't do that! executive orders cannot do that!
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order that blocks states from enforcing their own regulations around artificial intelligence and instead aims to create a "single national framework" for AI. https://cnn.it/49chVwf
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
no! it doesn't! it doesn't do that! executive orders cannot do that!
I'm proud to be among terrific company contributing to @niemanstoryboard.org Best Stories of the Year series.
Nieman Storyboard Best of 2025: Your favorite stories of the year (Part 1) - Nieman Storyboard
We asked, you answered — here are some of your favorite stories, books, and podcasts
niemanstoryboard.org
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm proud to be among terrific company contributing to @niemanstoryboard.org Best Stories of the Year series.
SOMEbody
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please don't take him even though you can
Please don't take him even though you can
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
SOMEbody
wut
#Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh finished second behind Yankees slugger Aaron Judge in the razor-tight voting for the American League MVP.
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Seattle Mariners' Cal Raleigh finishes 2nd in AL MVP voting
Seattle Mariners catcher Cal Raleigh finished second behind Yankees slugger Aaron Judge in the razor-tight voting for the American League MVP.
sports.mynorthwest.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
wut
gonna immediately adapt "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" when I say something dumb as hell
November 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
gonna immediately adapt "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" when I say something dumb as hell
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FISH WAR screenings during Native American History Month
Don't miss the opportunity to learn the history of Pacific Northwest tribes at one of these FREE screenings of the award-winning documentary FISH WAR: Thursday, Nov. 13, 6 pm — Wenatchee Valley Museum & Cultural Center Friday, Nov 14, 6 pm —…
Don't miss the opportunity to learn the history of Pacific Northwest tribes at one of these FREE screenings of the award-winning documentary FISH WAR: Thursday, Nov. 13, 6 pm — Wenatchee Valley Museum & Cultural Center Friday, Nov 14, 6 pm —…
FISH WAR screenings during Native American History Month
Don't miss the opportunity to learn the history of Pacific Northwest tribes at one of these FREE screenings of the award-winning documentary FISH WAR: Thursday, Nov. 13, 6 pm — Wenatchee Valley Museum & Cultural Center Friday, Nov 14, 6 pm — Shoreline College Saturday, Nov 15, 7 pm — Lincoln Theatre, Mount Vernon Thursday, Nov. 20, 6 pm — The Roxy in Bremerton
nwtt.co
November 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
FISH WAR screenings during Native American History Month
Don't miss the opportunity to learn the history of Pacific Northwest tribes at one of these FREE screenings of the award-winning documentary FISH WAR: Thursday, Nov. 13, 6 pm — Wenatchee Valley Museum & Cultural Center Friday, Nov 14, 6 pm —…
Don't miss the opportunity to learn the history of Pacific Northwest tribes at one of these FREE screenings of the award-winning documentary FISH WAR: Thursday, Nov. 13, 6 pm — Wenatchee Valley Museum & Cultural Center Friday, Nov 14, 6 pm —…
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Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Scream Mask Left On While Using Toilet
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Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
candy porn
Junior Lints
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Demonheads
Demonheads
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
candy porn
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This is driving me crazy. The New York Times calling this madness an “anti-drug operation” is one of the worst forms of propaganda: accepting stated motivations of powerful people as the truth.
October 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is driving me crazy. The New York Times calling this madness an “anti-drug operation” is one of the worst forms of propaganda: accepting stated motivations of powerful people as the truth.
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It is an absolute scandal. An embarrassment. A tribute to the long history of state terrorism that codifies power. Shame, shame, shame.
Breaking News: North Carolina state senators approved a new congressional map that could give Republicans an extra seat. The state House is expected to pass it.
North Carolina State Senate Approves New Congressional Map in Effort to Add a Seat
The Trump administration has pushed Republican leaders to redraw House district maps before the midterm elections next year.
nyti.ms
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It is an absolute scandal. An embarrassment. A tribute to the long history of state terrorism that codifies power. Shame, shame, shame.
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"I am a perfect ambassador for my employer" here? On a dating app?
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"I am a perfect ambassador for my employer" here? On a dating app?
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lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
lol “find your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day
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When ALL ABOUT EVE turned 60 on 10/13/2010, I wrote this piece for House Next Door (@slantmagazine.com), which ran 60 years to the day my favorite movie of all time opened. Cameo appearance by @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social! (1/3)
www.slantmagazine.com/film/eve-of-...
www.slantmagazine.com/film/eve-of-...
Eve of Destruction: 60 Years of All About Eve - Slant Magazine
Joseph L. Mankiewicz introduced Margo Channing and her catty cohorts to the general public on October 13, 1950.
www.slantmagazine.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When ALL ABOUT EVE turned 60 on 10/13/2010, I wrote this piece for House Next Door (@slantmagazine.com), which ran 60 years to the day my favorite movie of all time opened. Cameo appearance by @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social! (1/3)
www.slantmagazine.com/film/eve-of-...
www.slantmagazine.com/film/eve-of-...
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"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
October 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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The girlfriend of TWO of the founders of antifa!
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The girlfriend of TWO of the founders of antifa!
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Absolute legend
Fan wearing a "Dump Here" jersey with 61 caught Cal's HR 🔥
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
Immediately changes into an identical 62 jersey
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Absolute legend