Mrs Tweeters
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“You want to live in Taiwan?” - Victoria Ratliff
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Non-zero number cat lady
“You want to live in Taiwan?” - Victoria Ratliff
she/her
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I think this is very important. I hope Democrats are listening.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I think this is very important. I hope Democrats are listening.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sometimes the truth escapes like a cat out a door you thought was closed.
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This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
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why do all these rich dudes write emails that read like they’re teenage-oh. never mind
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
why do all these rich dudes write emails that read like they’re teenage-oh. never mind
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According to a person familiar with jury lunches
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
According to a person familiar with jury lunches
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After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it's burned to a crisp, or even swallowed by the Sun, there will be other worlds and stars and galaxies coming into being -- and they will know nothing of a place once called Earth.
― Carl Sagan
― Carl Sagan
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
After the earth dies, some 5 billion years from now, after it's burned to a crisp, or even swallowed by the Sun, there will be other worlds and stars and galaxies coming into being -- and they will know nothing of a place once called Earth.
― Carl Sagan
― Carl Sagan
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Worst Mad Lib ever.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy gets a question from former Biggest Loser trainer Cara Castronuova, a Jan. 6 defendant advocate who now works for the MyPillow Guy's network.
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Worst Mad Lib ever.
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Should we ALL be Trad Wives?
youtu.be/6Mrfe20CexM
youtu.be/6Mrfe20CexM
My THOUGHTS on Taylor Swift
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
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October 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Should we ALL be Trad Wives?
youtu.be/6Mrfe20CexM
youtu.be/6Mrfe20CexM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. ❤️🏳️🌈
October 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. ❤️🏳️🌈
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the heart wants what it wants
October 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
the heart wants what it wants
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We should all dress up like this at protests. For one thing, it's protection when the goons body slam you to the ground. For another, it shows how ridiculous they are when they claim there's an "insurrection." Um, one side is wearing frog costumes, the other side is in full-on body armor, masks etc.
October 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We should all dress up like this at protests. For one thing, it's protection when the goons body slam you to the ground. For another, it shows how ridiculous they are when they claim there's an "insurrection." Um, one side is wearing frog costumes, the other side is in full-on body armor, masks etc.
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Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.
After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
October 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.
After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
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For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.
September 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
For immediate release. Thank you @jimmykimmel.com and everyone who spammed this account in all caps for 5 days with your threats to deny your children joy.
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Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime
www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...
www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...
September 19, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan' Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime
www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...
www.nytimes.com/1939/02/04/a...
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/
September 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/
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Release the Epstein files in honor of Kirk's memory.
September 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Release the Epstein files in honor of Kirk's memory.
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This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".
![One of Britain’s most senior police officers has launched an angry tirade against Extinction Rebellion protesters going “all floppy” when they get arrested.
Sir Stephen House, the deputy commissioner of the Metropolitan police, said the tactic of going limp was a “flipping nuisance” as it required extra officers to drag protesters away.
House told a London assembly police and crime committee hearing: “We have asked them to stop being floppy. And that might seem like a silly thing to say, but when we arrest them and pick them up, they go all floppy, which is why you see four or five officers carrying them away. It’s a complete waste of officers’ time, and a complete pain in the neck.”
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House also expressed annoyance at how the tactic made the police look heavy-handed. He said: “The problem with them going floppy and four offices carrying them away [is that it] looks to the general public like police are overreacting here. We’re not making them go floppy. They’re just sort of being a nuisance.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uvcqt45oqlutlrtgx7bpodq/bafkreie7yqxb4cj2t4gxftiqsno5wgk2kczb5vbtj7wh2b2u5sjtqtdrku@jpeg)
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".