kate
@thekatriarch.bsky.social
reject the patriarchy; demand a katriarchy | space bitch š | livetweeting every show | overthinking it | library worker | bipolar bear š»āā | adoptee | etc | she/her
Besides, the more time she spends on facebook freaking about about nonsense is less time she can spend screaming at trans people while they're trying to buy groceries, it's a public service really
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Besides, the more time she spends on facebook freaking about about nonsense is less time she can spend screaming at trans people while they're trying to buy groceries, it's a public service really
forever chasing the high of the teddy bear backpack thing, I need more
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 AM
forever chasing the high of the teddy bear backpack thing, I need more
She's gonna lose her shit
I have developed a really sick parasocial thing with her where the more unhinged her comments become, the more it sustains my life force
I have developed a really sick parasocial thing with her where the more unhinged her comments become, the more it sustains my life force
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 AM
She's gonna lose her shit
I have developed a really sick parasocial thing with her where the more unhinged her comments become, the more it sustains my life force
I have developed a really sick parasocial thing with her where the more unhinged her comments become, the more it sustains my life force
The other branch is hosting an informational workshop about birth control and it says "for teens and adults" and I am so incredibly excited to see what you know who is going to say about that
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
The other branch is hosting an informational workshop about birth control and it says "for teens and adults" and I am so incredibly excited to see what you know who is going to say about that
I wish I had some butterscotch pudding
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I wish I had some butterscotch pudding
Mirror Universe Dolly Parton
February 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Mirror Universe Dolly Parton
This fucking sucks :(
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
This fucking sucks :(
it's CRAZY how fast I turned around on Steph after The Reveal
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
it's CRAZY how fast I turned around on Steph after The Reveal
yeah there's no question that big agribusiness could be doing a hell of a lot better on conservation than they are, but they are at least making food with it
February 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
yeah there's no question that big agribusiness could be doing a hell of a lot better on conservation than they are, but they are at least making food with it
the mom who just let her child check out kidz bop christmas -- in FEBRUARY! -- is braver than the troops
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
the mom who just let her child check out kidz bop christmas -- in FEBRUARY! -- is braver than the troops
the people who follow based on one tweet are living in an entirely different world than I am
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
the people who follow based on one tweet are living in an entirely different world than I am
OLD BEACH! OLD BEACH!
February 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
OLD BEACH! OLD BEACH!
Oh yeah that'll do it!
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Oh yeah that'll do it!
We have a ton of turkeys where I live but other than Downtown Tom, may he rest in chaos, they are all pretty chill
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
We have a ton of turkeys where I live but other than Downtown Tom, may he rest in chaos, they are all pretty chill
Not me at subway asking for extra vinegar and also getting vinegar chips
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Not me at subway asking for extra vinegar and also getting vinegar chips
I would never recommend that anyone get way into star wars if they can avoid it, it's brought me naught but sorrow
February 4, 2026 at 7:04 AM
I would never recommend that anyone get way into star wars if they can avoid it, it's brought me naught but sorrow
It is a book about awful selfish people torturing each other for no reason and it's amazing
February 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
It is a book about awful selfish people torturing each other for no reason and it's amazing
I feel I must point out that all the other characters are also horrible people
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I feel I must point out that all the other characters are also horrible people
I've been offering them free stuff all along but until last month they never seemed to take anything!
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I've been offering them free stuff all along but until last month they never seemed to take anything!
I don't think I've watched a single movie so far in 2026, shows only
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I don't think I've watched a single movie so far in 2026, shows only
45 minutes per orange seems like a great ROI
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
45 minutes per orange seems like a great ROI
Kate this looks so good!
February 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Kate this looks so good!
And we're all looking at each other like did we hear that right, because also she pronounced his name wrong, anyway, it was a wonderful day and we had a great show
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
And we're all looking at each other like did we hear that right, because also she pronounced his name wrong, anyway, it was a wonderful day and we had a great show
Did I ever tell you about how I found out scalia died, I was on stage moments before curtain and this woman in the audience must have seen it on her phone because she started YELLING "he's dead! Scalia's dead!"
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Did I ever tell you about how I found out scalia died, I was on stage moments before curtain and this woman in the audience must have seen it on her phone because she started YELLING "he's dead! Scalia's dead!"