kate
@thekatriarch.bsky.social
reject the patriarchy; demand a katriarchy | space bitch 🖖 | livetweeting every show | overthinking it | library worker | bipolar bear 🐻❄ | adoptee | etc | she/her
Just saw a commercial for "wegovy: now in pill form!" And on the list of side effects was "clay-colored stools," which is simultaneously very specific and much too vague
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Just saw a commercial for "wegovy: now in pill form!" And on the list of side effects was "clay-colored stools," which is simultaneously very specific and much too vague
This is about when I realized that the edible had kicked in quite a while ago
We need to bring in the guys who designed apartment buildings in the soviet union, I'm talking DRAB, baby
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
This is about when I realized that the edible had kicked in quite a while ago
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 4:24 AM
This is who runs this account
Something really gets to me about the stuff where that fuckn guy wants to knock everything down and replace it with tacky gold statues of himself
February 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Something really gets to me about the stuff where that fuckn guy wants to knock everything down and replace it with tacky gold statues of himself
Kevin got me cheesecake :)
February 2, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Kevin got me cheesecake :)
We have enough cop shows we don't need any more cop shows we are full up on cop shows
February 1, 2026 at 10:58 PM
We have enough cop shows we don't need any more cop shows we are full up on cop shows
Guys Gracie has peed on the floor three times just since I got up today 😭 this is brand new and now I'm worried her kidneys are in trouble
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Guys Gracie has peed on the floor three times just since I got up today 😭 this is brand new and now I'm worried her kidneys are in trouble
They should make a love island where everyone is bisexual
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
They should make a love island where everyone is bisexual
Reposted by kate
I'm going to cuck Schumer by fucking both of the Baileys
cuck schumer. anyone thought of this one before??
February 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I'm going to cuck Schumer by fucking both of the Baileys
I'm happy if they're sad about it, but brand name soup is too good for them
"The third woman said federal agents at her hotel are subsisting on microwavable bowls of Campbell’s chicken noodle soup, because it’s become so difficult for them to find restaurants willing to serve them.”
I visited hotels all over Minneapolis, went into back rooms & talked to the staff.
They're afraid.
One told me she resents how her undocumented coworkers spend their days cleaning the rooms of agents who are “hunting down their family members.”
@notus.com:
www.notus.org/immigration/...
They're afraid.
One told me she resents how her undocumented coworkers spend their days cleaning the rooms of agents who are “hunting down their family members.”
@notus.com:
www.notus.org/immigration/...
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I'm happy if they're sad about it, but brand name soup is too good for them
Well I only wrote about 500 words but the good news is, that's 500 more than I had yesterday 💪
February 1, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Well I only wrote about 500 words but the good news is, that's 500 more than I had yesterday 💪
I'm looking at the earliest capture of wicca.org on the wayback machine (for writing reasons) and damn don't you miss when every website looked like shit and was borderline unreadable
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I'm looking at the earliest capture of wicca.org on the wayback machine (for writing reasons) and damn don't you miss when every website looked like shit and was borderline unreadable
Just texting random voters asking them to run for office is a level of desperation I cannot comprehend
![Hi [legal name redacted], I'm Sam w/the CA dems. We're looking for folks in yolo county Toronto for local office. Want info on how to run?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f3b33wvgbd5m3f5a3mtn6ohp/bafkreibstqh2adrsph6zzwfzjhagksp57gpz5j24nsehm2ip6zggyyuxee@jpeg)
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Just texting random voters asking them to run for office is a level of desperation I cannot comprehend
Can't believe none of you told me there are yellowjackets people in heated rivalry like I just had to find that out by myself
January 31, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Can't believe none of you told me there are yellowjackets people in heated rivalry like I just had to find that out by myself
I think she fell asleep like this
January 31, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I think she fell asleep like this
Anyway, 5 favorite classes:
Brit chick lit (a cheeky name for a class focused on 19c british women authors: austen, brontë (x2), eliot, gaskell)
Victorian & postcolonial literature
Gender, race & empire in Disney
The Bible as literature
Intro to logic
Brit chick lit (a cheeky name for a class focused on 19c british women authors: austen, brontë (x2), eliot, gaskell)
Victorian & postcolonial literature
Gender, race & empire in Disney
The Bible as literature
Intro to logic
Everybody posting about their college classes has me reading my old papers and gd I am kinda smart actually
January 31, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Anyway, 5 favorite classes:
Brit chick lit (a cheeky name for a class focused on 19c british women authors: austen, brontë (x2), eliot, gaskell)
Victorian & postcolonial literature
Gender, race & empire in Disney
The Bible as literature
Intro to logic
Brit chick lit (a cheeky name for a class focused on 19c british women authors: austen, brontë (x2), eliot, gaskell)
Victorian & postcolonial literature
Gender, race & empire in Disney
The Bible as literature
Intro to logic
Everybody posting about their college classes has me reading my old papers and gd I am kinda smart actually
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Everybody posting about their college classes has me reading my old papers and gd I am kinda smart actually
I had to wash the bunny and it was DIRE, and then I had to blow dry her as long as she would let me and now she's furious and still pretty damp
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I had to wash the bunny and it was DIRE, and then I had to blow dry her as long as she would let me and now she's furious and still pretty damp
No matter how many times I try, zen word will not accept "vore" as a word
January 31, 2026 at 5:37 AM
No matter how many times I try, zen word will not accept "vore" as a word
OK well
It's been 2.5 hours since I ate the rice and so far nothing has happened.
I'm still hungry so I'm cautiously going to try some toast 🤞
It's been 2.5 hours since I ate the rice and so far nothing has happened.
I'm still hungry so I'm cautiously going to try some toast 🤞
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 AM
OK well
It's been 2.5 hours since I ate the rice and so far nothing has happened.
I'm still hungry so I'm cautiously going to try some toast 🤞
It's been 2.5 hours since I ate the rice and so far nothing has happened.
I'm still hungry so I'm cautiously going to try some toast 🤞
I ate some more rice. Microwaved fridge rice withnoghjng on it is not the most appetizing of meals but I was do do hungry and at least it should hurt my stomach LESS than something tastier? I hope?
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I ate some more rice. Microwaved fridge rice withnoghjng on it is not the most appetizing of meals but I was do do hungry and at least it should hurt my stomach LESS than something tastier? I hope?
Great great great now I have a migraine AND my tummy hurts again, what a great day it is
January 31, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Great great great now I have a migraine AND my tummy hurts again, what a great day it is
Monkeys paw curls
Not that I *like* having a migraine but pain you're used to is easier to deal with than something new
January 30, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Monkeys paw curls
Entirely possible that Catherine O'Hara was the best to ever do it (and she and Eugene Levy are one of the all time great comedy duos), 71 years on this earth and she kept giving us iconic performances right up till the end ❤️
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Entirely possible that Catherine O'Hara was the best to ever do it (and she and Eugene Levy are one of the all time great comedy duos), 71 years on this earth and she kept giving us iconic performances right up till the end ❤️