kate
@thekatriarch.bsky.social
reject the patriarchy; demand a katriarchy | space bitch 🖖 | livetweeting every show | overthinking it | library worker | bipolar bear 🐻❄ | adoptee | etc | she/her
Lunch today is desk ramen (ramen I keep in my desk snack drawer for emergencies) and cheezits (also from the drawer)
February 7, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Lunch today is desk ramen (ramen I keep in my desk snack drawer for emergencies) and cheezits (also from the drawer)
I made chocolate chip cookies last night but I did something wrong, I think maybe the butter was too soft or I beat it a little too much, they still taste pretty good but they are ugly 😢
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I made chocolate chip cookies last night but I did something wrong, I think maybe the butter was too soft or I beat it a little too much, they still taste pretty good but they are ugly 😢
I'm at work right now so I can't watch it but I would love it if someone could point me toward a clip of vance getting booed
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I'm at work right now so I can't watch it but I would love it if someone could point me toward a clip of vance getting booed
heated rivalry dropping when it did was a psyop to get bitches to watch olympic hockey
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
heated rivalry dropping when it did was a psyop to get bitches to watch olympic hockey
It really feels silly they even bother to give you a gown when you're getting your mammos grammoed, thanks for protecting my modesty for 10 seconds before I take my tits out anyway
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
It really feels silly they even bother to give you a gown when you're getting your mammos grammoed, thanks for protecting my modesty for 10 seconds before I take my tits out anyway
Guys the vet had to shave the bunny's tail and some of her face for cleanliness reasons and she looks ridiculous
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Guys the vet had to shave the bunny's tail and some of her face for cleanliness reasons and she looks ridiculous
In our appointment, the vet told the tech that Gracie "was a force to be reckoned with in her day" and Gracie took that use of the past tense very personally and fought like hell to get out of the bunrito
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
In our appointment, the vet told the tech that Gracie "was a force to be reckoned with in her day" and Gracie took that use of the past tense very personally and fought like hell to get out of the bunrito
I finished heated rivalry 😭 my boys 😭
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I finished heated rivalry 😭 my boys 😭
Ugh I got home and I was so happy and decided to order a burrito but the online ordering thing refused to accept my card do I was like ok I guess I will use doordash but the burrito cost 4 dollars more than the other way (not the fees & stuff, the burrito) so I was like fine I'll just go down there
February 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Ugh I got home and I was so happy and decided to order a burrito but the online ordering thing refused to accept my card do I was like ok I guess I will use doordash but the burrito cost 4 dollars more than the other way (not the fees & stuff, the burrito) so I was like fine I'll just go down there
I'm on #3 and I'm so tireddd
I have FOUR things on my calendar tomorrow, you call this a day off??
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I'm on #3 and I'm so tireddd
The vet office is so much better at 2pm than 4pm
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
The vet office is so much better at 2pm than 4pm
Ever notice, when the rest of us talk about it, it's hashtag not all men, until suddenly when they need an excuse, now it IS all men
This is the Yale professor's explanation for why he described the physical attractiveness of a student in an email to Epstein. He explicitly says he regrets nothing about their association.
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
February 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Ever notice, when the rest of us talk about it, it's hashtag not all men, until suddenly when they need an excuse, now it IS all men
I have FOUR things on my calendar tomorrow, you call this a day off??
February 5, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I have FOUR things on my calendar tomorrow, you call this a day off??
The other branch is hosting an informational workshop about birth control and it says "for teens and adults" and I am so incredibly excited to see what you know who is going to say about that
February 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
The other branch is hosting an informational workshop about birth control and it says "for teens and adults" and I am so incredibly excited to see what you know who is going to say about that
I wish I had some butterscotch pudding
February 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I wish I had some butterscotch pudding
the mom who just let her child check out kidz bop christmas -- in FEBRUARY! -- is braver than the troops
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
the mom who just let her child check out kidz bop christmas -- in FEBRUARY! -- is braver than the troops
Not me at subway asking for extra vinegar and also getting vinegar chips
February 4, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Not me at subway asking for extra vinegar and also getting vinegar chips
I don't think I've watched a single movie so far in 2026, shows only
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I don't think I've watched a single movie so far in 2026, shows only
ok, so, I would like to hear your thoughts on this!
I have a coworker thing I want to complain about/get opinions on, but I want to do it on my laptop rather than my phone cause I think better when typing on a real keyboard, so this is a placeholder to remind me when I get home
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
ok, so, I would like to hear your thoughts on this!
It happened again??!?!!
MIRACLE: local teens attend teen advisory board meeting and take a free book
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It happened again??!?!!
I have a coworker thing I want to complain about/get opinions on, but I want to do it on my laptop rather than my phone cause I think better when typing on a real keyboard, so this is a placeholder to remind me when I get home
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I have a coworker thing I want to complain about/get opinions on, but I want to do it on my laptop rather than my phone cause I think better when typing on a real keyboard, so this is a placeholder to remind me when I get home
After weeks of having hardly any babies at baby time today I had a big group!!! With lots of new babies!!!
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
After weeks of having hardly any babies at baby time today I had a big group!!! With lots of new babies!!!
I don't have the energy to get real worked up about it but this wuthering heights movie just gets more baffling every time I learn more about it
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I don't have the energy to get real worked up about it but this wuthering heights movie just gets more baffling every time I learn more about it
i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter
February 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Reposted by kate
I'm going to give the groundhog a gun
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I'm going to give the groundhog a gun