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kate
@thekatriarch.bsky.social
reject the patriarchy; demand a katriarchy | space bitch 🖖 | livetweeting every show | overthinking it | library worker | bipolar bear 🐻‍❄ | adoptee | etc | she/her
Why am I so grouchy
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
you guyyyyyyyys one of my tuesday babies is here tonight and she's WALKING
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I was hopeful I could ride this out without having to learn who olivia nuzzi is but it's been several days and people are still talking about this bitch, am I gonna have to google her? I don't want to
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
When you see your coworker and she's like "do you want to hear some chisme?" Obviously I want to hear the chisme!!!
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Help I can't stop eating gingersnaps, which is only a problem inasmuch that if I eat them all I won't have any to eat later
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bugonia murdered me, lol, what a picture
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's a lil chilly today actually!
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I understand why it is but it bums me out that movie theaters don't use the little ticket window anymore and you just get the ticket at the snack bar
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm being told these are two different guys
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Brought the boys home with me because we're doing a Dinovember photo shoot in Woodland on Monday
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Reposted by kate
watching psycho (1960) and what a nice young man
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Splurged on a nice hunk of salmon and then cooked it PERFECTLY, oh my god, melts like goddamn butter, I'm a fucking gourmet mother fucking chef now
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Let there be love, let there be light, let there be a quiet day and an easy night

(Yes I'm still listening to Evetybody Scream on repeat, it's gonna be like this for a while)
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
OK besides candy canes, marshmallows, whipped cream, and the hot chocolate itself, is there anything else you would have for a cocoa bar? (That I could serve at the library, no alcohol)
November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
what if have someone from the paleontology department at local university bring fossils to library
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Wait is it true that those feathers you get at the craft store are in fact real feathers from factory farmed birds or is this a legend like the beaver anus flavoring thing
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
what do I want to do for my birthday
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
How come when they make movies about shakespeare he never has that dork ass haircut
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Then I will probably have some feelings about it that won't be fun to feel! which is not a good reason to let someone get away with a monstrous crime, actually
"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Went to see "die my love"

It was... interesting
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Idk about this novel idea after all every time I try to write something I'm like,,, ???
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Union meeting was pretty cool, our new guy seems way more engaged that the last few, who never had meetings like this. He wants to have them every month! I'm like right on brother
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Saw a promo describing the new wuthering heights movie as "inspired by the greatest love story of all time" bitch did you READ the book
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Today my trainer was taking some video of me doing squats to show me my form and i was mid squat and she goes "I'm gonna video your butt." Pause. "Respectfully."

I started laughing so hard I almost couldn't get up, the timing was perfection
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM