Mrs. Bennet
mrsbennet.bsky.social
Mrs. Bennet
@mrsbennet.bsky.social
Still looking for that valuable painting in the attic
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We need to otherize weird right wing billionaires like the smear campaigns they fund against minorities do. Musk leads a baby breeding cult and Thiel wants to suck up the blood of young people. They’re fucking weird and more people need to know.
December 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Karma knows your address.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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For Christmas, my sister-in-law who thinks I’m promiscuous got me an XL men’s robe embroidered “Guest.” Apparently, “We’ll See How This Goes” wouldn’t fit.
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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The numbers are in. More people watched the bootlegged 60 Minutes CECOT segment than watched Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors on CBS.
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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true. that's bc you've allowed your sense of style to be narrowly defined by fashion brands, instead of thinking about it in terms of cultural history. over the course of the 20th century, many groups have dressed well, even if they didn't conform to fashion trends or bourgeois respectability
December 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”

“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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He let loose almost 200 unhinged posts on Christmas Day.

You’d think someone would have wrestled his phone away after 20, 40 or even a hundred posts.

They know he’s too far gone.

They also know he won’t escape the Epstein fallout.

They’re letting him make his case for the 25th amendment.
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Note the date. We knew a long time ago.
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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From defending against President Trump's attacks on immigrants’ rights to blocking his attempts to silence free speech and everything in between, we’ve had a busy year.

Together with our supporters, we’re ready to face whatever 2026 has to bring.
December 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Seems bad
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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"I’ll assume you’ll be finding us a new hotel or, as a bare minimum, refunding our donkey expenses."
Joseph of Nazareth Has Had It with Hotels.com
July 3, 1 BC Dear Joseph of Nazareth, Your booking is confirmed for HILTON GARDEN INN BETHLEHEM. Hotels.com confirmation number: 483949011 Check-in...
buff.ly
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Breaking | Trump orders airstrikes to aid Nigerian Christians despite Stephen Miller's frantic cries that Nigerian Christians are Black.
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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“Miss, do you agree with the sign?”

“Absolutely not. My great niece was 4 months pregnant and her fetus had no skull. And because of men involving themselves in women’s bodies she was forced to deliver the fetus… there’s a reason God created medicine.”🔥

#ForcedBirthNation
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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To paraphrase something Lawrence O'Donnell once said:

People wouldn't make jokes about the president if the president himself wasn't such a joke.
December 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Written in the style of someone recently jilted who also got fired the same week.
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Here’s the U.S. government being officially religious in a country with no official religion.
December 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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The Supreme Court rejected the federal government’s request to deploy the National Guard in Illinois.

It’s time to let our troops go home to celebrate the holidays with their families — and stay home.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Bari Weiss killed CBS News in 76 days
open.substack.com/pub/stevesch...
Bari Weiss killed CBS News in 76 days
Time erases memories for individuals, but also collectively, within societies.
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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How embarrassing it is to watch our once-esteemed Department of Justice behave like this.
December 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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This is sinister. If you're wondering why so many people don't report sexual assault, this is why.
jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM