MrRTFM
mrrtfm.bsky.social
MrRTFM
@mrrtfm.bsky.social
Burnt out from life, the universe and everything.
Enjoy this unsolicited 🍆pic!
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Timeline cleanse
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Thanks to climate change, France’s wine industry records its smallest harvest since 1957.
Global wine output subdued by climate shocks, OIV says
Global wine production rose slightly in 2025, but output remained below average for a third consecutive year as vineyards faced extreme and volatile weather, the International Organization of Vine and Wine said.
www.reuters.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Properly celebrating first snow in Malmö.
I just wish we didn’t have to go back to work next week.
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Lukewarm take:

I don't care for full-cast audiobooks. Ironically, it breaks the immersion, and sense of having your inner monologue occupied.
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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After getting fired from ungrateful AWS after outage where my job was to vibecode all the DNS entries to IPv6, happy to announce it's my 1st day at Azure

Azure recognizes the value of vibecoding IPv6 DNS and I just force pushed my first 1m entries

Now off to grab some coffee
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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“Millennials killled the guest room”

“Millennials killed the three car garage”

“Millennials killed the butler industry”

“Millennials killed little yachts that fit inside big yachts so you can go ashore when the helicopter is on the fritz”
September 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Fuck these losers
lol new clown car just rolled up
September 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Good
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/good-7

Actually WWII was a hallucination that just got way out of control.
August 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Yesterday’s afternoon walk was extra nice
August 7, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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it's slightly surreal to try and run a program only for Windows 3.1 to go "Watch out, this is some legacy software, and might not work well on modern 1992-era operating systems!"
July 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Every time I use this mug it feels more appropriate 😶
July 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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But will there ever come a time when I do not feel a certain pressure to act as some kind of idiot whisperer? It’s fucking exhausting.
July 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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One Day Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This by Omar El Akkad is very much worth your time.
June 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
June 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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June 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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PERSON I JUST MET: my eyes are up here!

ME [staring at their dog]: what
June 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM