rekdt
@rekdt.com
// sr cybersec leader megacorp usa
// ex big tech, else
// unethical hacker
// malware de(v)generate
// take bsky sincerely at your own risk
// https://linktr.ee/rekdt
// ex big tech, else
// unethical hacker
// malware de(v)generate
// take bsky sincerely at your own risk
// https://linktr.ee/rekdt
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@rekdt.com
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People asking me about reversing malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Reposted by rekdt
What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??
What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What did Spotify Wrapped mean by this??
My wife asked me why I carry a .44 Magnum revolver in the house
I looked at her and said “I don’t trust appliances with AI”
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster
It was a good time
I looked at her and said “I don’t trust appliances with AI”
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster
It was a good time
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My wife asked me why I carry a .44 Magnum revolver in the house
I looked at her and said “I don’t trust appliances with AI”
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster
It was a good time
I looked at her and said “I don’t trust appliances with AI”
She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster
It was a good time
Get in losers, we’re fucking with Palantir on bird app just for the love of the game
x.com/rekdt/status...
x.com/rekdt/status...
rekdt on X: "FYI: if you have an Oura ring, you're giving your health data to Palantir" / X
FYI: if you have an Oura ring, you're giving your health data to Palantir
x.com
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Get in losers, we’re fucking with Palantir on bird app just for the love of the game
x.com/rekdt/status...
x.com/rekdt/status...
As a malware de(v)generate, love to see the decisions MSFT is making with Windows:
>400m PCs not able to upgrade to Win11
>Only Win11 PCs getting security patches
>users of many PCs not computer-literate
It's the golden age of Windows malware, go into debt if you have to
>400m PCs not able to upgrade to Win11
>Only Win11 PCs getting security patches
>users of many PCs not computer-literate
It's the golden age of Windows malware, go into debt if you have to
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
As a malware de(v)generate, love to see the decisions MSFT is making with Windows:
>400m PCs not able to upgrade to Win11
>Only Win11 PCs getting security patches
>users of many PCs not computer-literate
It's the golden age of Windows malware, go into debt if you have to
>400m PCs not able to upgrade to Win11
>Only Win11 PCs getting security patches
>users of many PCs not computer-literate
It's the golden age of Windows malware, go into debt if you have to
People asking me about reversing malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
People asking me about reversing malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Nah, I do the opposite
Forward malware
Introducing from rekdtcorp: it's the Omarchy Linux Pro certification
You just sit in a chair and your wife's lover configures Linux for you
Apply now at cucklinux.com
You just sit in a chair and your wife's lover configures Linux for you
Apply now at cucklinux.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Introducing from rekdtcorp: it's the Omarchy Linux Pro certification
You just sit in a chair and your wife's lover configures Linux for you
Apply now at cucklinux.com
You just sit in a chair and your wife's lover configures Linux for you
Apply now at cucklinux.com
Wow, fired after only one day at Cloudflare
Taking a bit of time while I look for a new job vibecoding DNS to IPv6
HMU if you need someone to move fast and break things
Taking a bit of time while I look for a new job vibecoding DNS to IPv6
HMU if you need someone to move fast and break things
After getting fired from ungrateful AWS and ungrateful Azure for their outages allegedly due to my vibecoded DNS to IPv6, happy to announce my first day at Cloudflare
Cloudflare recognizes the value of vibe coding and I just force pushed my first 1m changes
Now off to coffee
Cloudflare recognizes the value of vibe coding and I just force pushed my first 1m changes
Now off to coffee
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wow, fired after only one day at Cloudflare
Taking a bit of time while I look for a new job vibecoding DNS to IPv6
HMU if you need someone to move fast and break things
Taking a bit of time while I look for a new job vibecoding DNS to IPv6
HMU if you need someone to move fast and break things
Responding to your basic question with a link to the documentation I bothered to write on the topic:
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Responding to your basic question with a link to the documentation I bothered to write on the topic:
Reposted by rekdt
Can't believe this is real but I guess I'll be watching @rekdt.com lol
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Can't believe this is real but I guess I'll be watching @rekdt.com lol
After getting fired from ungrateful AWS and ungrateful Azure for their outages allegedly due to my vibecoded DNS to IPv6, happy to announce my first day at Cloudflare
Cloudflare recognizes the value of vibe coding and I just force pushed my first 1m changes
Now off to coffee
Cloudflare recognizes the value of vibe coding and I just force pushed my first 1m changes
Now off to coffee
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
After getting fired from ungrateful AWS and ungrateful Azure for their outages allegedly due to my vibecoded DNS to IPv6, happy to announce my first day at Cloudflare
Cloudflare recognizes the value of vibe coding and I just force pushed my first 1m changes
Now off to coffee
Cloudflare recognizes the value of vibe coding and I just force pushed my first 1m changes
Now off to coffee
My CISO, who doesn’t listen btw, proudly thinks our entire SOC is now agentic
What I said is our SOC is now Asian-tic and is exclusively staffed by North Koreans
What I said is our SOC is now Asian-tic and is exclusively staffed by North Koreans
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My CISO, who doesn’t listen btw, proudly thinks our entire SOC is now agentic
What I said is our SOC is now Asian-tic and is exclusively staffed by North Koreans
What I said is our SOC is now Asian-tic and is exclusively staffed by North Koreans
Reposted by rekdt
If you think China using Claude against western targets is terrifying, wait until China discovers Nessus and automates billing you for a pentest
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you think China using Claude against western targets is terrifying, wait until China discovers Nessus and automates billing you for a pentest
If you think China using Claude against western targets is terrifying, wait until China discovers Nessus and automates billing you for a pentest
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you think China using Claude against western targets is terrifying, wait until China discovers Nessus and automates billing you for a pentest
Reposted by rekdt
May I present, my masterpiece
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
May I present, my masterpiece
May I present, my masterpiece
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
May I present, my masterpiece
Applied at OpenAI and also generated my resume on ChatGPT so if they don’t hire me, it’s their own fault
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Applied at OpenAI and also generated my resume on ChatGPT so if they don’t hire me, it’s their own fault
Windows in 2006: install Windows Defender to protect yourself against spyware
Windows in 2025: we cut out the middleman and we are now the spyware
Windows in 2025: we cut out the middleman and we are now the spyware
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Windows in 2006: install Windows Defender to protect yourself against spyware
Windows in 2025: we cut out the middleman and we are now the spyware
Windows in 2025: we cut out the middleman and we are now the spyware
Yes, this is a real BSides and yes I will be talking a bunch of shit
Tune in to #Rekdt talk on "Weaponizing western stupidity to get hired at the Fortune 50"
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yes, this is a real BSides and yes I will be talking a bunch of shit
Know y’all hate bird app but how else are you gonna talk shit to these morons
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Know y’all hate bird app but how else are you gonna talk shit to these morons
Are you a developer who spends your evenings confined to a cuck chair??
Great news!! There’s now the perfect version of Arch Linux for you
Ask your wife’s boyfriend if Omarchy Linux is right for you
Great news!! There’s now the perfect version of Arch Linux for you
Ask your wife’s boyfriend if Omarchy Linux is right for you
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Are you a developer who spends your evenings confined to a cuck chair??
Great news!! There’s now the perfect version of Arch Linux for you
Ask your wife’s boyfriend if Omarchy Linux is right for you
Great news!! There’s now the perfect version of Arch Linux for you
Ask your wife’s boyfriend if Omarchy Linux is right for you
Election workers informed me I'm not allowed to hand out stickers to voters too:
❌ Republican Party
❌ Democrat Party
✅ Lemon Party
❌ Republican Party
❌ Democrat Party
✅ Lemon Party
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Election workers informed me I'm not allowed to hand out stickers to voters too:
❌ Republican Party
❌ Democrat Party
✅ Lemon Party
❌ Republican Party
❌ Democrat Party
✅ Lemon Party
“Find a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life”
✨✨ Computer crime -> prison ✨✨
✨✨ Computer crime -> prison ✨✨
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“Find a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life”
✨✨ Computer crime -> prison ✨✨
✨✨ Computer crime -> prison ✨✨
Why would anyone want to regex??
I barely want to gex the first time
I barely want to gex the first time
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Why would anyone want to regex??
I barely want to gex the first time
I barely want to gex the first time
This year for Halloween, unsupervised and unruly Trick-or-Treaters will be given an unreported and unscored bug in the US banking system
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This year for Halloween, unsupervised and unruly Trick-or-Treaters will be given an unreported and unscored bug in the US banking system