@mrmoa.bsky.social
When I saw this post, I assumed the quote was made up. I was like, “Wow, that is a great and hysterically over the top parody of bad writing ….”
me: i can’t write a book
a published author: we came from fire and return to fire, that we move forward only because we have learned to tame some fires, that here at least untamed fire is the greatest present threat to life,
a published author: we came from fire and return to fire, that we move forward only because we have learned to tame some fires, that here at least untamed fire is the greatest present threat to life,
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
When I saw this post, I assumed the quote was made up. I was like, “Wow, that is a great and hysterically over the top parody of bad writing ….”
Zaslav is like if every time the Coyote fell off a cliff or got exploded by a bomb Acme handed him 50 million bucks.
Congratulations, David Zaslav, on being the most destructive force in US entertainment in the entire history of show business
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Zaslav is like if every time the Coyote fell off a cliff or got exploded by a bomb Acme handed him 50 million bucks.
This is one of those things I had to triple check before sharing to make sure it wasn’t from a parody site.
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is one of those things I had to triple check before sharing to make sure it wasn’t from a parody site.
I get The Onion delivered to my doorstep and it’s the best piece of mail I get each month. Makes me feel like I’m not crazy.
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I get The Onion delivered to my doorstep and it’s the best piece of mail I get each month. Makes me feel like I’m not crazy.
1. Character coughs and is dead from some disease within 30 minutes of runtime.
2. Recognizable actor appears in first ten minutes and then disappears for the bulk of the movie, meaning they will be revealed to be the villain.
3. “Let’s get out of here.”
2. Recognizable actor appears in first ten minutes and then disappears for the bulk of the movie, meaning they will be revealed to be the villain.
3. “Let’s get out of here.”
My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches:
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
1. Character coughs and is dead from some disease within 30 minutes of runtime.
2. Recognizable actor appears in first ten minutes and then disappears for the bulk of the movie, meaning they will be revealed to be the villain.
3. “Let’s get out of here.”
2. Recognizable actor appears in first ten minutes and then disappears for the bulk of the movie, meaning they will be revealed to be the villain.
3. “Let’s get out of here.”
MAHA is all about organic heroin
So... now MAGA is at war with both acetaminophen *and* ibuprofen?
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
MAHA is all about organic heroin
Paging @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Opinion | Mamdani Isn’t the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is.
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Paging @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
"I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning."
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning."
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Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Student media rules. They are lapping a lot of the spineless media orgs this year and showing how solidarity is the way.
Give Steven Seagal an Oscar while you’re at it.
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."
(It doesn't work like that lol)
(It doesn't work like that lol)
October 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Give Steven Seagal an Oscar while you’re at it.
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"this is a nation of Constitutional law, not martial law. Defendants have made a range of arguments that, if
accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal power—to the detriment of this
nation."
accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal power—to the detriment of this
nation."
BREAKING: A federal judge has granted a restraining order blocking President Trump's call-up of the National Guard in Portland.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"this is a nation of Constitutional law, not martial law. Defendants have made a range of arguments that, if
accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal power—to the detriment of this
nation."
accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal power—to the detriment of this
nation."
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Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.
October 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.
My dad was well-known liberal columnist. I was outraged that George Will had a much higher profile. “Yeah, George Will has millions of bucks. But he has to go around being George Will.”
Comparing Weiss’s career arc to Kaleb Horton's really drives home how broken the incentives in media are.
Bari Weiss isn't really a journalist in any meaningful way, she's just a preening troll who excels at flattering power, it's hard to see her succeed to such an extent without feeling like maybe you're the one who's losing their mind
October 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
My dad was well-known liberal columnist. I was outraged that George Will had a much higher profile. “Yeah, George Will has millions of bucks. But he has to go around being George Will.”
The whole thing is like a Bari parody. Contradicted by reality but in service of a prefabbed agenda so powerful that pointing out that means you are “intolerant.”
The mendacity is breathtaking - blaming universities, which bent over backwards to host Kirk’s hate-speech TPUSA events, spending thousands on extra security with minimal student interest, over the objection of the many targeted by his attacks & forced to watch him pocket their student fees… 1/
the person behind this unhinged, anti-factual editorial is set to decide coverage at one of the nation’s major news networks
September 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The whole thing is like a Bari parody. Contradicted by reality but in service of a prefabbed agenda so powerful that pointing out that means you are “intolerant.”
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off
Don’t use ChatGPT to write your editorials, kids.
This @washingtonpost.com editorial doesn’t make it past the second paragraph without a glaring (and telling) factual error.
President Washington didn’t create the War Department in 1789; *Congress* did:
www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/...
President Washington didn’t create the War Department in 1789; *Congress* did:
www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/...
September 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Don’t use ChatGPT to write your editorials, kids.
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I was going to wait until his article came out to post my response, but given the amount of play the paper is getting, I figured I’d post this now. 2/
September 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I was going to wait until his article came out to post my response, but given the amount of play the paper is getting, I figured I’d post this now. 2/
He sounds like Porky Pig.
in which Mike Johnson claims that Donald Trump was an FBI informant to take down Epstein
September 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
He sounds like Porky Pig.
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Just as Democrats are switching focus from failed leaders in the House and Senate to vibrant, aggressive governors and mayors, we also need to shift our media consumption to non-profit outlets like ProPublica and non-profit partisan outlets like The Texas Observer.
September 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Just as Democrats are switching focus from failed leaders in the House and Senate to vibrant, aggressive governors and mayors, we also need to shift our media consumption to non-profit outlets like ProPublica and non-profit partisan outlets like The Texas Observer.
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please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
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Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
July 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
SWF
Single, white-supremacist female
Single, white-supremacist female
Also notable: Katie Miller has removed "wife of Stephen M" from her Twitter bio, as well as the Elon rocket from her cover photo
July 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
SWF
Single, white-supremacist female
Single, white-supremacist female
Cc @jfallows.bsky.social on the topic of NYT headline writers. Notice how they achieved DJT’s dream of stripping an American of their citizenship
July 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Cc @jfallows.bsky.social on the topic of NYT headline writers. Notice how they achieved DJT’s dream of stripping an American of their citizenship
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I would rather LIVE in Peace than Rest in Peace
June 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I would rather LIVE in Peace than Rest in Peace
I believe this is fake.
June 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I believe this is fake.