Mike Long
@mrlong.bsky.social
The person on the larger vehicle is wrong 99% of the time, ergo on the street bikers are right 99% of the time and on the sidewalk bikes are wrong 99% if the time
What do y'all think about adults riding bikes on the sidewalk
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The person on the larger vehicle is wrong 99% of the time, ergo on the street bikers are right 99% of the time and on the sidewalk bikes are wrong 99% if the time
I'm going to feel bad for Orion Kerkering for about 1 hour and then laugh the entire rest of the off-season
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm going to feel bad for Orion Kerkering for about 1 hour and then laugh the entire rest of the off-season
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Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
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The rise of people like Lander and Walz, whose ideologies don't exactly match mine but have the exact right combination of "love thy neighbor" and "fuck you, asshole" attitudes, is massive positive for people who care about left of center politics
June 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The rise of people like Lander and Walz, whose ideologies don't exactly match mine but have the exact right combination of "love thy neighbor" and "fuck you, asshole" attitudes, is massive positive for people who care about left of center politics
The world's most obvious hell yes to me
Ok get in here, I need opinions
Is a Toto bidet, one of thise $500 retail deals that shoots warm water in a variety of settings
A personal item
MEANING: one would never accept it used.
Is a Toto bidet, one of thise $500 retail deals that shoots warm water in a variety of settings
A personal item
MEANING: one would never accept it used.
June 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The world's most obvious hell yes to me
I'm going to go weirder here and say it was actually Greg Maddux
You'd think someone on MLB Network would have heard of Henry Aaron, but you'd be wrong
May 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm going to go weirder here and say it was actually Greg Maddux
Something bad happened to the Phillies? Oh wow what a shame
May 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Something bad happened to the Phillies? Oh wow what a shame
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May 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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We're gonna need a shitload of dimes
Authorities say millions of coins spilled onto a Texas highway this week after a tractor-trailer hauling $800,000 in dimes rolled over in an accident.
Cha-ching! Millions of dimes spill onto Texas highway after truck rolls
Authorities say millions of coins spilled onto a Texas highway this week after a tractor-trailer hauling $800,000 in dimes rolled over in an accident.
bit.ly
May 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We're gonna need a shitload of dimes
I like to answer this 3 ways
Best setting for a meal was at Maison MK in Marrakech the first night of our honeymoon
Best service was on my bachelor party having oysters and absinthe at Maison Premiere in Brooklyn
Best food was minibar in DC
Best setting for a meal was at Maison MK in Marrakech the first night of our honeymoon
Best service was on my bachelor party having oysters and absinthe at Maison Premiere in Brooklyn
Best food was minibar in DC
What’s the best restaurant you’ve ever eaten at?
April 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I like to answer this 3 ways
Best setting for a meal was at Maison MK in Marrakech the first night of our honeymoon
Best service was on my bachelor party having oysters and absinthe at Maison Premiere in Brooklyn
Best food was minibar in DC
Best setting for a meal was at Maison MK in Marrakech the first night of our honeymoon
Best service was on my bachelor party having oysters and absinthe at Maison Premiere in Brooklyn
Best food was minibar in DC
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Western Michigan hockey alum John Saunders is looking down and smiling after their first national championship.
April 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Western Michigan hockey alum John Saunders is looking down and smiling after their first national championship.
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Western Michigan wins the first hockey national championship in school history
April 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Western Michigan wins the first hockey national championship in school history
I could apparently calculate batting average as a 5 year old, and learned how to read from AJC Braves recaps
Tell me an 'on brand' memory of your childhood.
(I named every fish in our 50 gallon tank after Mythological Greek gods).
(I named every fish in our 50 gallon tank after Mythological Greek gods).
March 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I could apparently calculate batting average as a 5 year old, and learned how to read from AJC Braves recaps
God I feel this deep in my soul
"but you would really like" i bet you're right, unfortunately i am very tired
March 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
God I feel this deep in my soul
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Feel like I need to go to the NFL Draft Combine sometime since it combines two of my favorite things, watching other people do weird exercises and shrimp cocktail.
February 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Feel like I need to go to the NFL Draft Combine sometime since it combines two of my favorite things, watching other people do weird exercises and shrimp cocktail.
The more interesting way to do this is to build one of each which is
Culver's Burger
Checkers fries
McDonald's Coke
Culver's Burger
Checkers fries
McDonald's Coke
February 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The more interesting way to do this is to build one of each which is
Culver's Burger
Checkers fries
McDonald's Coke
Culver's Burger
Checkers fries
McDonald's Coke
Kincaid was worse than the Andrews drop omg
January 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Kincaid was worse than the Andrews drop omg
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Luvu staging consecutive dive bomb attempts and then getting the Stern Warning From Dad was easily the best part of this game
January 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Luvu staging consecutive dive bomb attempts and then getting the Stern Warning From Dad was easily the best part of this game
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Accounting is incredibly boring. I'm here for dingers.
January 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Accounting is incredibly boring. I'm here for dingers.
I usually only notice national anthems when they are particularly bad, but that one was great?
January 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I usually only notice national anthems when they are particularly bad, but that one was great?
I think my biggest gripe here is that this is only possible because of a combination of two things (his contract is hard capped and he can pick who he signs with) that in concert make zero sense. Veteran Japanese players being considered amateurs is absurd
January 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I think my biggest gripe here is that this is only possible because of a combination of two things (his contract is hard capped and he can pick who he signs with) that in concert make zero sense. Veteran Japanese players being considered amateurs is absurd
There has been exactly one product that I've waited for someone to open the case for me, as opposed to just leaving without it and going somewhere else, and baby formula is sort of a unique kind of need
Not to say I told ya so, but…
🎁 Gift Link: Retailers Locked Up Their Products—and Broke Shopping in America www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
🎁 Gift Link: Retailers Locked Up Their Products—and Broke Shopping in America www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
January 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
There has been exactly one product that I've waited for someone to open the case for me, as opposed to just leaving without it and going somewhere else, and baby formula is sort of a unique kind of need
Absolute top shelf BOWNGGGG right there
January 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Absolute top shelf BOWNGGGG right there
One of the most unexpected things about parenthood for me was realizing that kids don't just grow up and inherently learn how to do things. Everything, including the tiniest minutiae, has to be taught
... if you don't have anyone in your life to teach you "dryers have exhaust vents" or "portable generators produce deadly levels of carbon monoxide in minutes," you might never learn until it's too late.
If you know this stuff, that's great. But, it's a nation of 300 million people...
If you know this stuff, that's great. But, it's a nation of 300 million people...
January 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
One of the most unexpected things about parenthood for me was realizing that kids don't just grow up and inherently learn how to do things. Everything, including the tiniest minutiae, has to be taught