James
mrjawbones.bsky.social
James
@mrjawbones.bsky.social
Hiking enthusiast, video games enjoyer, Portland resident. Pressing buttons to make TV happen.
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what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"

you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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living in this country is like being awake on the table
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Saw this on the
@obscurevgs.bsky.social
tumblr and looked up the game. It's incredibly nice-looking for a 3D game on Nintendo DS!

"Wizard of Oz: Beyond the Yellow Brick Road":
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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Art by John Harris - Mass: Cathedral 2 (1978)
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment https://theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you-could-use-grandma-s-antique-1-1831765783/
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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how about "auld" acquaintances learn spelling and grammar. how about that
December 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Open up this picture fully.

Then look at the surface of Mars.

Then look up to the top right.

Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.

Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.

That's Earth.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mike F had so many good posts but this one had me rolling. RIP man.
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
God-Emperor of the Known Universe; worm
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you

film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Another Christmas, another visit to Deacon Dave’s light display!
December 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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The time between Christmas and New Year's eve
December 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
When I was a teenager, a small child who hadn’t quite grasped the meaning of swears scathingly called me a “piece of damn”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Mr. McGregor knew full well that the bunnies out behind his garden are fully sentient, have a society, wear clothes, etc. but he still wants to skin and eat them. What’s his fucking problem
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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December 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My parents are so disconnected from pop culture that I had to explain to my mom the existence of the Rankin/Bass stop-motion Christmas movies, which came out 25 years before I was even born
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Spent like 15 minutes first thing this morning trying to navigate my parents’ slow-ass smart TV to find a version of a Yule log that doesn’t shove ads into your face every few minutes. It’s a pity she doesn’t like swears, because this was a real enshittification moment
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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"but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" I mean yeah that's the easy one
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM