Werewolf Dylan Keeling
@mrdylankeeling.bsky.social
I write, have made movies, and can play music. I prefer teaching piano to playing it for a living, though.
Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised
Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised
Pinned
"Brain Rot" - Nyctophonia
YouTube video by Nyctophonia
youtu.be
youtu.be/gztCqxYYznM this was a good day with friends and I'm still proud of this video xx
A week ago I'd never heard of Olivia Nuzzi and now Americans are acting like she's important. Is she important? Or is this just salacious US gossip that people in Europe can safely ignore? (genuine q, btw)
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
A week ago I'd never heard of Olivia Nuzzi and now Americans are acting like she's important. Is she important? Or is this just salacious US gossip that people in Europe can safely ignore? (genuine q, btw)
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
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precisely. they're attacking me and mine. the least they can do is give me my fucking money back.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
precisely. they're attacking me and mine. the least they can do is give me my fucking money back.
Be right back, just setting up as a money psychotherapist
The fear of not having enough money is familiar. But there’s a quieter struggle at the top: feeling uncomfortable with having too much, says money psychotherapist Vicky Reynal ⬇️
Why my ultra-rich clients are ashamed of their wealth
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Be right back, just setting up as a money psychotherapist
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I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
AARGH we need to kill all the rich people temporarily just till we work out what it is going on 🙁
I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
AARGH we need to kill all the rich people temporarily just till we work out what it is going on 🙁
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Me: <starts poking around mysterious funeral home>
The Tall Man:
The Tall Man:
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Me: <starts poking around mysterious funeral home>
The Tall Man:
The Tall Man:
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Also, what she's saying is shallow and stupid, but it's not iNcOmPrEhEnSiBLe, just for being a run-on sentence.
It's not hard to see what she thinks she means
It's not hard to see what she thinks she means
Main thing I'm learning in the comments is just how many people hate run-on sentences, like half the objections are at the very ideal of a sentence being more than 10 words long. Which, as a fan of run-on sentences, makes me a little sad. I like Malcolm Lowry's prose.
ok, i'm calling it, Olivia Nuzzi is not real. she is a Markov chain text generator. we've been duped.
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Also, what she's saying is shallow and stupid, but it's not iNcOmPrEhEnSiBLe, just for being a run-on sentence.
It's not hard to see what she thinks she means
It's not hard to see what she thinks she means
Main thing I'm learning in the comments is just how many people hate run-on sentences, like half the objections are at the very ideal of a sentence being more than 10 words long. Which, as a fan of run-on sentences, makes me a little sad. I like Malcolm Lowry's prose.
ok, i'm calling it, Olivia Nuzzi is not real. she is a Markov chain text generator. we've been duped.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Main thing I'm learning in the comments is just how many people hate run-on sentences, like half the objections are at the very ideal of a sentence being more than 10 words long. Which, as a fan of run-on sentences, makes me a little sad. I like Malcolm Lowry's prose.
Top 5 movie genres:
- merrily, terribly, merrily, terribly, life might be a dream
- good for her x
- the tragic beauty of a crystal world right when a) nothing happens b) everything shatters
- ©1988*
- Look, a monster
*in 1988, literally every movie worldwide was good.
- merrily, terribly, merrily, terribly, life might be a dream
- good for her x
- the tragic beauty of a crystal world right when a) nothing happens b) everything shatters
- ©1988*
- Look, a monster
*in 1988, literally every movie worldwide was good.
Top five film genres:
- there is a spooky thing in space
- there is a spooky thing under the sea
- there is a spooky thing and it's cold
- there is a spooky thing underground
- there is a spooky thing on a boat
- there is a spooky thing in space
- there is a spooky thing under the sea
- there is a spooky thing and it's cold
- there is a spooky thing underground
- there is a spooky thing on a boat
Top five film genres:
- Existence is pointless
- Weird little creature(s) = chaos
- Ambiguous ending
- The plot makes no sense, the dialogue is terrible and nobody can act but it's in Italy so everything looks amazing and that's all that matters
- Christopher Lee
- Existence is pointless
- Weird little creature(s) = chaos
- Ambiguous ending
- The plot makes no sense, the dialogue is terrible and nobody can act but it's in Italy so everything looks amazing and that's all that matters
- Christopher Lee
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Top 5 movie genres:
- merrily, terribly, merrily, terribly, life might be a dream
- good for her x
- the tragic beauty of a crystal world right when a) nothing happens b) everything shatters
- ©1988*
- Look, a monster
*in 1988, literally every movie worldwide was good.
- merrily, terribly, merrily, terribly, life might be a dream
- good for her x
- the tragic beauty of a crystal world right when a) nothing happens b) everything shatters
- ©1988*
- Look, a monster
*in 1988, literally every movie worldwide was good.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy...
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy...
Reposting, because this is how I feel about much of life and society 😅:
Woman on this train just said, "I do have an opinion, but I just...I can't be bothered to say it," which is a mood if I ever heard one
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Reposting, because this is how I feel about much of life and society 😅:
Woman on this train just said, "I do have an opinion, but I just...I can't be bothered to say it," which is a mood if I ever heard one
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Woman on this train just said, "I do have an opinion, but I just...I can't be bothered to say it," which is a mood if I ever heard one
The Epsteinomicon. Is that anything
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The Epsteinomicon. Is that anything
..wait, is she saying -
Be careful what you share, Ivanka.
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
Some of us actually read the rest of the story.👇
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
..wait, is she saying -
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I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
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Someday probably quite soon they’re just going to put out the psychometric test film from The Parallax View.
the semiotics of this administration, man
DHS and the White House just collab posted this on IG.
Appeal to Heaven flag squeezed in there amongst the rest of it
Appeal to Heaven flag squeezed in there amongst the rest of it
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Someday probably quite soon they’re just going to put out the psychometric test film from The Parallax View.