Dylan Keeling
@mrdylankeeling.bsky.social
I write, have made movies, and can play music. I prefer teaching piano to playing it for a living, though.
Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised
Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised
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Dylan Keeling
@mrdylankeeling.bsky.social
ยท Apr 14
"Brain Rot" - Nyctophonia
YouTube video by Nyctophonia
youtu.be
youtu.be/gztCqxYYznM this was a good day with friends and I'm still proud of this video xx
Or.. maybe they were just hers?
January 14, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Or.. maybe they were just hers?
Like the actual mount Rushmore, then
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Like the actual mount Rushmore, then
Nothing in today's news has changed my literary opinion lol
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Nothing in today's news has changed my literary opinion lol
Is this dril under a pseudonym or something
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Is this dril under a pseudonym or something
Pretty sure John Waters is the Pope of trash, not the King
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Pretty sure John Waters is the Pope of trash, not the King
Alphonse Mucha, but it's just someone having a shower ๐๐คโค๏ธ๐ฅฐ
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Alphonse Mucha, but it's just someone having a shower ๐๐คโค๏ธ๐ฅฐ
WAIT I DON'T READ HARRY POTTER: I've just heard the game these kids play in their magical Police Academy is literally "catch the snitch"?!?? Like, that's genuinely what the game is?? And people took these books seriously for 2 decades?
"Snitches get stitches", but as official school policy?!?
"Snitches get stitches", but as official school policy?!?
January 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
WAIT I DON'T READ HARRY POTTER: I've just heard the game these kids play in their magical Police Academy is literally "catch the snitch"?!?? Like, that's genuinely what the game is?? And people took these books seriously for 2 decades?
"Snitches get stitches", but as official school policy?!?
"Snitches get stitches", but as official school policy?!?
Doing an "escalated quickly" on my own post, but the recent murder of a queer woman (Renee Good) in America brought this to mind. Misogyny *knows* when a woman isn't being "male gaze", even when they know NOTHING ELSE about the woman before them
I can go for a meal with one of my best and longest-running friends who is quite clearly dyke-coding (hair, clothes) and men waiters will have NO HESITATION shouting at her while pretending to be polite to me. They know, even if they can't articulate *what* they know
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Doing an "escalated quickly" on my own post, but the recent murder of a queer woman (Renee Good) in America brought this to mind. Misogyny *knows* when a woman isn't being "male gaze", even when they know NOTHING ELSE about the woman before them
I can go for a meal with one of my best and longest-running friends who is quite clearly dyke-coding (hair, clothes) and men waiters will have NO HESITATION shouting at her while pretending to be polite to me. They know, even if they can't articulate *what* they know
January 11, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I can go for a meal with one of my best and longest-running friends who is quite clearly dyke-coding (hair, clothes) and men waiters will have NO HESITATION shouting at her while pretending to be polite to me. They know, even if they can't articulate *what* they know
One early Robin Williams stand-up bit from 1982 was him talking, in the future, to an as-yet unborn child: "Oh my comedy isn't good enough for you?! Mork and Mindy wasn't good, Popeye wasn't good enough?!" and the kid retorts: "Popeye wasn't good for anybody!"
January 11, 2026 at 12:10 AM
One early Robin Williams stand-up bit from 1982 was him talking, in the future, to an as-yet unborn child: "Oh my comedy isn't good enough for you?! Mork and Mindy wasn't good, Popeye wasn't good enough?!" and the kid retorts: "Popeye wasn't good for anybody!"
They never are, though...
January 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
They never are, though...
Is the Tim waggoner any good?
January 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Is the Tim waggoner any good?
Reposted by Dylan Keeling
The police exist to protect capital.
Anything they do that benefits the non-rich is because it's still beneficial to capital or because it's good PR that gets the public to go along with the police's protection of capital.
The cops on TV caring about ~justice~ is another part of that PR.
Anything they do that benefits the non-rich is because it's still beneficial to capital or because it's good PR that gets the public to go along with the police's protection of capital.
The cops on TV caring about ~justice~ is another part of that PR.
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The police exist to protect capital.
Anything they do that benefits the non-rich is because it's still beneficial to capital or because it's good PR that gets the public to go along with the police's protection of capital.
The cops on TV caring about ~justice~ is another part of that PR.
Anything they do that benefits the non-rich is because it's still beneficial to capital or because it's good PR that gets the public to go along with the police's protection of capital.
The cops on TV caring about ~justice~ is another part of that PR.
I have none of the relevant skills, I just wanted to quote-post this animated gif of Millie clapping with excitement โค๏ธ๐ค๐
Spindlehorse is hiring rough animators! Please follow the instructions in this doc to apply โก๏ธ bit.ly/Spindlehorse...
a cartoon character with horns and overalls is smiling and looking at the camera
ALT: a cartoon character with horns and overalls is smiling and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I have none of the relevant skills, I just wanted to quote-post this animated gif of Millie clapping with excitement โค๏ธ๐ค๐
I'm in UK but I use Z every chance I get, it's a fantastic letter. When people say that's American I retort a) no it isn't, b) so what if it was?!
January 10, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I'm in UK but I use Z every chance I get, it's a fantastic letter. When people say that's American I retort a) no it isn't, b) so what if it was?!
There are still Americans who think Basic Instinct, Showgirls, or even Starship Troopers or somehow "bad" movies ๐ถ
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 PM
There are still Americans who think Basic Instinct, Showgirls, or even Starship Troopers or somehow "bad" movies ๐ถ
Nah you're right, that chariot isn't going anywhere. Ponce
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Nah you're right, that chariot isn't going anywhere. Ponce
Reposted by Dylan Keeling
Going through the Major Arcana and deciding whether they're sound or a cunt. This is an entirely original cultural property which nobody has ever done before. Also most of these will be tagged bc of line drawing boobs and willies
First up: The Fool: sound.
First up: The Fool: sound.
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Going through the Major Arcana and deciding whether they're sound or a cunt. This is an entirely original cultural property which nobody has ever done before. Also most of these will be tagged bc of line drawing boobs and willies
First up: The Fool: sound.
First up: The Fool: sound.
Reposted by Dylan Keeling
Production of Hamlet where he turns Yorick's skull into a bong and spends the rest of the play carrying it around and taking giant bong rips from it
January 9, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Production of Hamlet where he turns Yorick's skull into a bong and spends the rest of the play carrying it around and taking giant bong rips from it
He's explaining. Ronald Reagan knew what that means
Vance: "She was trying to ram this guy with her car, he shot back, he defended himself, he's already been seriously wounded in operations before. And everybody that is repeating the lie that this is some innocent woman who was out for a drive in Minneapolis, you should be ashamed of yourselves"
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
He's explaining. Ronald Reagan knew what that means
There was no such thing as a police force, in the modern sense, until the Industrial Revolution. Police exist to prop up capital. Not innately connected to law, order, or government
(As for the primary function of government, isn't it to spend public money?)
(As for the primary function of government, isn't it to spend public money?)
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
There was no such thing as a police force, in the modern sense, until the Industrial Revolution. Police exist to prop up capital. Not innately connected to law, order, or government
(As for the primary function of government, isn't it to spend public money?)
(As for the primary function of government, isn't it to spend public money?)
Where is this, Cornwall?
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Where is this, Cornwall?
I misread this as "Not-Now Darkseid" which is a cute nickname
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I misread this as "Not-Now Darkseid" which is a cute nickname