Mr. Congeniality
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Verbalizing my thoughts on Chuck Schumer would lead to my imprisonment
June 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Verbalizing my thoughts on Chuck Schumer would lead to my imprisonment
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal
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feeling sorry for all the millionaires and billionaires who didn’t get to see this perfect NYC sunset because they fled the city forever today. 😞
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
feeling sorry for all the millionaires and billionaires who didn’t get to see this perfect NYC sunset because they fled the city forever today. 😞
Me successfully outbidding the same guy in my fantasy league for three different waiver wire RBs in the past seven days before my team falls to 3-7 this weekend
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Me successfully outbidding the same guy in my fantasy league for three different waiver wire RBs in the past seven days before my team falls to 3-7 this weekend
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I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
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i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i love new york city. many people are weird about it but it’s a special place. and i’m very relieved that we did not allow a politics of despair to get a foothold
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
Andrew C Andrew C Andrew C can eat a big fat dick
Azzopardi can eat a big fat dick
Bloomberg can eat a fat dick
Yeah
Azzopardi can eat a big fat dick
Bloomberg can eat a fat dick
Yeah
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Andrew C Andrew C Andrew C can eat a big fat dick
Azzopardi can eat a big fat dick
Bloomberg can eat a fat dick
Yeah
Azzopardi can eat a big fat dick
Bloomberg can eat a fat dick
Yeah
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[tearfully] dudes rock
![Chargers espn reporter Kris Rhim spotted three shirtless men wrestling on the field after the chargers - titans game [image of 3 guys wrestling on the field]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kunixj5yvpgr5gqhaq73iu5u/bafkreif5ahueclfo6qllllcbtp4z37bzms3zhcec72vijupgw467ajqagm@jpeg)
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
[tearfully] dudes rock
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Neo-conservativism presaged Trumpian neo-fascism in several respects. It saw violence as a positive policy option not a defensive last resort. It held laws, norms and the lives of non-white people in total contempt. And many, many centrists either cringed in deference to it or actively collaborated.
Dick Cheney, vice-president and giant of Republican politics, dies aged 84
Dick Cheney, vice-president and giant of Republican politics, dies aged 84
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VP served under presidents from Nixon to George W Bush
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Cheney will be remembered for key role after 9/11
The former White House chief of staff, congressman, secretary of defense and US vice-president Dick Cheney has died, his family has said. He was 84.
A Yale dropout who avoided service in Vietnam, Cheney nonetheless became a giant of Republican politics. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Neo-conservativism presaged Trumpian neo-fascism in several respects. It saw violence as a positive policy option not a defensive last resort. It held laws, norms and the lives of non-white people in total contempt. And many, many centrists either cringed in deference to it or actively collaborated.
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even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim
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Bobby got with Laura
Laura got with James
James he got with Donna then they buried up his chain
Ronnie posed in Flesh World and attracted all the skin freaks
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Twin Peaks
Laura got with James
James he got with Donna then they buried up his chain
Ronnie posed in Flesh World and attracted all the skin freaks
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Twin Peaks
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Bobby got with Laura
Laura got with James
James he got with Donna then they buried up his chain
Ronnie posed in Flesh World and attracted all the skin freaks
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Twin Peaks
Laura got with James
James he got with Donna then they buried up his chain
Ronnie posed in Flesh World and attracted all the skin freaks
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Twin Peaks
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
![Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo.
At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25
Then beneath it
TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j5hrotody26iqi24hcusufxu/bafkreib7wnor7hl45ryvmifde4sov74rrnexa3iecbyu7zxjx6brrslsiy@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
I know how hard you worked for this.
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"You know why the Allies won World War 2? Because Hitler couldn't win on the road"
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"You know why the Allies won World War 2? Because Hitler couldn't win on the road"
lmao when did 1986 Andrew McCarthy lookin mf Cole Bishop turn into Steve Atwater
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
lmao when did 1986 Andrew McCarthy lookin mf Cole Bishop turn into Steve Atwater
Whomst among us does not enjoy a bacon, cheese, and egg on an English muffin
When you see Mamdani looking all normal doing normal person things—petting bodega cats, riding public transport—you realize just how bizarre and estranged our average candidate for public office is. Rich martians in flesh suits
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Whomst among us does not enjoy a bacon, cheese, and egg on an English muffin
“Your little doo-doo head cootie queen.”
“Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?”
“Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?”
November 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
“Your little doo-doo head cootie queen.”
“Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?”
“Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?”
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andrew cuomo canvassers in my neighborhood. they're knocking on doors of houses that still have halloween decorations up to let them know they've been reported to 311
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
andrew cuomo canvassers in my neighborhood. they're knocking on doors of houses that still have halloween decorations up to let them know they've been reported to 311
My wife and I watched Beetlejuice tonight and I was reminded of an old Twitter post I can’t find now that said something like “Beetlejuice is the scariest movie because it explores the horror of having a friend who won’t stop doing bits.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My wife and I watched Beetlejuice tonight and I was reminded of an old Twitter post I can’t find now that said something like “Beetlejuice is the scariest movie because it explores the horror of having a friend who won’t stop doing bits.”