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They shoulda made Luke Skywalker smoke crack in those movies
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Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Captain America: The Autumn Soldier
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I wonder if the Soviets had soldiers for other seasons than winter for Captain America to fight
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Second best time is now
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm sure the timeline's gonna be perfectly normal about the Bills today ah fuck
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.

Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
#SenateDems thought Brandon Beane did a great job at the trade deadline
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Chuck Schumer walking around the halls of congress this morning
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Cavers. Turncoats. Chickenshits. Fuckers.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Well fuck, when does the Sabres season start?
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
At least Terry Pegula only has like a 15 minute drive home after that game
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Fuck you go Bills
I used to be incredulous that people wouldn't watch the entire Bils game while there was "still a chance"

But as I got into my late 30s/40s, as soon as the vibes get bad, ive got better things to do.

I put an entire first coat of paint in my upstairs hallway after Cook fumble and I regret nothing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Looks like the Bills need Ed Oliver, Michael Hoecht, AJ Epenesa, Christian Benford, Taron Johnson, Shaq Thompson, Josh Palmer, and Dalton Kincaid to actually win. How pathetic.
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A Bills team that isn't scoring 35 a game is a team that is fundamentally broken.
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Josh Allen in post-game today:
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
@brendanshanahan do you like football
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
@jeremywhite.bsky.social call Brandon Beane and yell at him on air tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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[thinking of new ways to reignite josh allen]

hailee he’s not good enough for you, file for divorce girl
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
She is all of us.
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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THE ARISTOCRATS!
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ah, I understand the problem now
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Thinking about the poor employees of the Ft Laudy and Miami airports tonight and tomorrow when Dale from LeRoy gets a notification that his flight was cancelled due to the government shutdown
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Josh in Sabres gear alert
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
See it post it car record cover
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM