Ralphomet
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Ralphomet
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· Apr 4
They shoulda made Luke Skywalker smoke crack in those movies
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
I know this might sound bad, but please remember it is a HIPAA violation to go online and claim Kesselring had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick, even if it's clearly true.
What a bunch of losers, my god. Does anyone not like pressure in sports
Credit to @llysowski.bsky.social
Credit to @llysowski.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I know this might sound bad, but please remember it is a HIPAA violation to go online and claim Kesselring had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick, even if it's clearly true.
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Seriously though guys we should back the Sabres no matter how we play. cheer louder. also, we should back the poo monster that sneaks into our house and poos on our things. he's just doing his job. stop booing the poo monster. and let's cheer the on the puke machine situated atop the tall building
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Seriously though guys we should back the Sabres no matter how we play. cheer louder. also, we should back the poo monster that sneaks into our house and poos on our things. he's just doing his job. stop booing the poo monster. and let's cheer the on the puke machine situated atop the tall building
Fellas, we might really be doomed if a guy name EROS can't even find it.
Gustav Vigeland's Eros and Psyche
"So I knelt there at the delta,
at the alpha and the omega,
at the cradle of the river and the seas.
And like a blessing come from heaven
for something like a second
I was healed and my heart
was at ease."
"So I knelt there at the delta,
at the alpha and the omega,
at the cradle of the river and the seas.
And like a blessing come from heaven
for something like a second
I was healed and my heart
was at ease."
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Fellas, we might really be doomed if a guy name EROS can't even find it.
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jeffrey epstein wrote like rfk jr talks
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
jeffrey epstein wrote like rfk jr talks
What fictional character traumatized you as a kid?
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What fictional character traumatized you as a kid?
Oh no, I've been pronouncing it "Jizz-lane" Maxwell, I feel so silly
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh no, I've been pronouncing it "Jizz-lane" Maxwell, I feel so silly
The ring came off my pudding can
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The ring came off my pudding can
Patriots next three games are Jets, Bengals, and Giants are you fucking kidding me
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Patriots next three games are Jets, Bengals, and Giants are you fucking kidding me
Excellent sentence. No notes.
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Excellent sentence. No notes.
Captain America: The Autumn Soldier
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Captain America: The Autumn Soldier
I wonder if the Soviets had soldiers for other seasons than winter for Captain America to fight
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I wonder if the Soviets had soldiers for other seasons than winter for Captain America to fight
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Second best time is now
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Second best time is now
I'm sure the timeline's gonna be perfectly normal about the Bills today ah fuck
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm sure the timeline's gonna be perfectly normal about the Bills today ah fuck
#SenateDems thought Brandon Beane did a great job at the trade deadline
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
#SenateDems thought Brandon Beane did a great job at the trade deadline
Chuck Schumer walking around the halls of congress this morning
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Chuck Schumer walking around the halls of congress this morning
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Cavers. Turncoats. Chickenshits. Fuckers.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Cavers. Turncoats. Chickenshits. Fuckers.
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
Well fuck, when does the Sabres season start?
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Well fuck, when does the Sabres season start?
At least Terry Pegula only has like a 15 minute drive home after that game
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
At least Terry Pegula only has like a 15 minute drive home after that game
Fuck you go Bills
I used to be incredulous that people wouldn't watch the entire Bils game while there was "still a chance"
But as I got into my late 30s/40s, as soon as the vibes get bad, ive got better things to do.
I put an entire first coat of paint in my upstairs hallway after Cook fumble and I regret nothing.
But as I got into my late 30s/40s, as soon as the vibes get bad, ive got better things to do.
I put an entire first coat of paint in my upstairs hallway after Cook fumble and I regret nothing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Fuck you go Bills
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Looks like the Bills need Ed Oliver, Michael Hoecht, AJ Epenesa, Christian Benford, Taron Johnson, Shaq Thompson, Josh Palmer, and Dalton Kincaid to actually win. How pathetic.
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Looks like the Bills need Ed Oliver, Michael Hoecht, AJ Epenesa, Christian Benford, Taron Johnson, Shaq Thompson, Josh Palmer, and Dalton Kincaid to actually win. How pathetic.
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A Bills team that isn't scoring 35 a game is a team that is fundamentally broken.
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
A Bills team that isn't scoring 35 a game is a team that is fundamentally broken.