christopher hyzy
@christopherhyzy.com
⚔️ Buffalo, NY (Sabres, Bills, et al.)
🎧 Music Obsessor
🌃 The City Is My Church
🏆 TIME Magazine’s Person of The Year 2006
🎧 Music Obsessor
🌃 The City Is My Church
🏆 TIME Magazine’s Person of The Year 2006
this should be a major red flag. the fix is already in. we know the FBI was directed to scrub his name.
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
this should be a major red flag. the fix is already in. we know the FBI was directed to scrub his name.
i still think about this render of downtown and wonder what might have been
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i still think about this render of downtown and wonder what might have been
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
Narrator: They hadn’t.
Haven't we Sabres fans suffered enough?
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Narrator: They hadn’t.
What’s the unifying factor that links the Sabres and Bills GMs who, when faced with seemingly obvious roster holes, elect to say “nah bro we’re good with what we’re got.”
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November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What’s the unifying factor that links the Sabres and Bills GMs who, when faced with seemingly obvious roster holes, elect to say “nah bro we’re good with what we’re got.”
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2025 Bills: Everybody Eats
2026 Bills: Everybody Starves
2026 Bills: Everybody Starves
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
2025 Bills: Everybody Eats
2026 Bills: Everybody Starves
2026 Bills: Everybody Starves
I don’t know if Pluribus is going to be Apple TV’s next big show.
But it should be.
But it should be.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I don’t know if Pluribus is going to be Apple TV’s next big show.
But it should be.
But it should be.
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
For the first time in a year, I’m feeling the tiniest amount of hope for our country.
I’m sure tomorrow we’ll go right back to the same straight-up horseshit smushed right in our face. But for right now, this is a great feeling.
I’m sure tomorrow we’ll go right back to the same straight-up horseshit smushed right in our face. But for right now, this is a great feeling.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
For the first time in a year, I’m feeling the tiniest amount of hope for our country.
I’m sure tomorrow we’ll go right back to the same straight-up horseshit smushed right in our face. But for right now, this is a great feeling.
I’m sure tomorrow we’ll go right back to the same straight-up horseshit smushed right in our face. But for right now, this is a great feeling.
Hope my boy Buster Bison wins that’s who I wrote in
Live updates: More than 1,000 write-in votes for Erie County sheriff in early voting buffalonews.com/news/local/g...
Live updates: More than 1,000 write-in votes for Erie County sheriff in early voting
Follow along here for the latest news on Election Day.
buffalonews.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hope my boy Buster Bison wins that’s who I wrote in
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November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Here’s what the Democrats are gonna learn from the Mamdani moment:
Nothing.
Nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Here’s what the Democrats are gonna learn from the Mamdani moment:
Nothing.
Nothing.
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Bills Mamdani
🤝
Beating the pants off
a hated dynasty with the nation watching
🤝
Beating the pants off
a hated dynasty with the nation watching
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Bills Mamdani
🤝
Beating the pants off
a hated dynasty with the nation watching
🤝
Beating the pants off
a hated dynasty with the nation watching
MR MAYOR
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani (D) elected mayor of New York City - DDHQ projection
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
MR MAYOR
wow
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
wow
Alex “Dominik Ryan Miller Hasek” Lyon
Sabres and Mammoth still scoreless after two periods. Alex Lyon is playing a hell of a game.
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Alex “Dominik Ryan Miller Hasek” Lyon
Sabres Organist playing Dirty Little Secret: I hear you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Sabres Organist playing Dirty Little Secret: I hear you.
Sabres fan with a Peterka jersey gets a loud boo from the crowd. Excellent stuff.
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Sabres fan with a Peterka jersey gets a loud boo from the crowd. Excellent stuff.
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Follow along here for a real "This where we are" moment in American history, as a jacked-up cosplaying GI Joe thickskull in full tactical gear plays victim because some mustard might have seeped onto his Proud Boys tattoo
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Follow along here for a real "This where we are" moment in American history, as a jacked-up cosplaying GI Joe thickskull in full tactical gear plays victim because some mustard might have seeped onto his Proud Boys tattoo
aaaaaaand unclench
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
aaaaaaand unclench
