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Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California

Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins

Abbott of Pizzagram

Padres
Red Sox
Go Bills

CFL and PBA enthusiast.

My real name isn't Bernie Lomax

Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy
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Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high
Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)
YouTube video by talla2xlcTV
www.youtube.com
We got the Jesus pan from a thrift store and the day we got it, I left it on the bed cover of the truck and drove all the way to the burrito shop and back without it falling off so it has already performed a miracle.

The pope needs to come certify it so I can start charging for viewings of it.
Take my burnt and crispy and make something yummy he said
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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U Talkin' Vatican II 2 Me?
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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An 18-year-old migrant worked her first shift cleaning the Bills Stadium. Then she was arrested.

Officials had revoked her work permit & status that same day without her knowledge.

“She has no criminal history anywhere in the world,” her attorney said.

www.investigativepost.org/2025/11/13/b...
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gonna attempt to ford the river and go to Aldi.

4 wheel drive don't fail me now.
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Me and the wife are buying a car and I keep telling the guy that I’m self employed and my wife said “he’s a podcaster” and I wanted to say “woah, she’s lying”
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Menu for tomorrow:

Wings for the Bills game
Poutine for the Grey Cup
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Give this man a jeans endorsement deal
Pitt’s punter is called Caleb Junko that fuckin rocks
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Lesean McCoy got a question about Bluesky right on Celebrity Weakest Link so I take that as confirmation he's got a burner on here
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Conservative values ruin everything, including the NFL.
The Key & Peele “Hingle McCringleberry Rule” is officially sweeping the NFL.

Teams are reminding players to keep the thrusting off the field, or they could face a hefty fine.

More from @diannarussini.bsky.social ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Grey Cup is gonna rule tomorrow
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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If there is one group who should keep their big fat fucking mouth shut about Epstein, its American Catholics.
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm still not gonna watch the Olympics but Go Bills
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I'm glad I got home when I did because it's supposed to rain all week and the flooding is about to be biblical around here.
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Very glad to see Modesto will have baseball after losing their single A team
The Pioneer League continued its westward shift with the addition of the Modesto Glow Riders, whose brand pays tribute to low rider car culture and the 1973 film American Graffiti. Read about it on @sportslogosnet at news.sportslogos.net/2025/11/15/p...
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Wait, really?

Not just Bills but 5 people total?

And Terrell Owens is one of them?
Tonight, Dion Dawkins became the 5th person to receive a key to the city of Buffalo.

Buffalo 🫶 you, Dion!
November 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I don't remember posting these here before so in order to hopefully make the vibes better I'm gonna post these stupid little Bills history and football video game history montage slideshow thing I made 2-3 seasons ago. I had to split one since it was over 3 minutes but go bills
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Mike McDaniel!?
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Of all the things that went on at Epstein Island, Trump sucking off Clinton is like, the one thing they did that's actually totally fine.
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I didn't even know this dude was a creep. I just thought the show was a mess and couldn't understand all the praise season 1 got.
The End Of ‘English Teacher’ Couldn’t Come Soon Enough For Brian Jordan Alvarez Critics
FX cancelled the show without comment after two seasons
www.cracked.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It's weed harvest day and it might be my best crop yet
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don't understand how I can put down 3 20oz Red Bulls in an afternoon and feel like a god but 1 iced coffee makes me feel like I accidentally smoked PCP.

Taurine must be magic.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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This is the only Buffalo Bills movie anybody needs to watch. It’s a cinematic masterpiece and a plot that’s very believable.
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Bills are bad now because they made a shitty Hallmark movie.
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tony Hawk should buy the Padres.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM