Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California
Reigning Fantasy Football Champion
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Padres/Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
Real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Mean to strangers, reply at your own risk
Reigning Fantasy Football Champion
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Padres/Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
Real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Mean to strangers, reply at your own risk
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Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)
YouTube video by talla2xlcTV
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Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high
One of my most prized possessions
January 2, 2026 at 1:08 AM
One of my most prized possessions
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Calling a store to see if they’re open today. I have my answer the second they pick up the phone, but do I now ask an extremely stupid question or be extremely rude and hang up?
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Calling a store to see if they’re open today. I have my answer the second they pick up the phone, but do I now ask an extremely stupid question or be extremely rude and hang up?
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roy's motel, amboy, california, 1991
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 AM
roy's motel, amboy, california, 1991
If you're gonna shoot off fireworks, I guess it's good it's raining out but it can't be much fun to be outside right now
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM
If you're gonna shoot off fireworks, I guess it's good it's raining out but it can't be much fun to be outside right now
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Happy New Year, everyone! May your ’26 be as legendary as Wade Boggs.
📸 Doug McWilliams
📸 Doug McWilliams
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Happy New Year, everyone! May your ’26 be as legendary as Wade Boggs.
📸 Doug McWilliams
📸 Doug McWilliams
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My brother got the greatest variant of the “Buffalo Bills Stanley Cup Champions” flag because it says Stankey Cup
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
My brother got the greatest variant of the “Buffalo Bills Stanley Cup Champions” flag because it says Stankey Cup
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There's a dutch darts player (jermaine wattimena) whos walk-on music is a gabber remix of a Hardwell cover of italian anti fascist anthem bella ciao and I just think that's fantastic
December 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
There's a dutch darts player (jermaine wattimena) whos walk-on music is a gabber remix of a Hardwell cover of italian anti fascist anthem bella ciao and I just think that's fantastic
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they should invent a kitchen trash you can take out that is less than 106.8% full
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
they should invent a kitchen trash you can take out that is less than 106.8% full
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I do not want 64oz of eggnog. I want 16oz of eggnog, and actually 8oz would probably suffice for another 365 days.
December 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I do not want 64oz of eggnog. I want 16oz of eggnog, and actually 8oz would probably suffice for another 365 days.
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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This year's Best Of countdown is worth listening to for the impromptu singing of "smoke weed every day" over and over to the tune of Star-Spangled Banner alone.
Another ground beefing episode!
If you’ve never listened to CBB, this is a great place to start because we’re counting down numbers 6 through 4 of the best CBB episodes of 2025 as voted on by listeners!!
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If you’ve never listened to CBB, this is a great place to start because we’re counting down numbers 6 through 4 of the best CBB episodes of 2025 as voted on by listeners!!
🎧 available everywhere and ad-free on cbbworld.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This year's Best Of countdown is worth listening to for the impromptu singing of "smoke weed every day" over and over to the tune of Star-Spangled Banner alone.
If you wanna know how I grew to be 6'7, it was eating three boxes of these fries every day from 1987-1996. I assume this is how everyone tall ended up that way.
They were perfect and I don't understand how microwave fry technology has regressed so far.
They were perfect and I don't understand how microwave fry technology has regressed so far.
Micro Magic French Fries (1984-1999): Part of the "Micro Magic" line of microwavable fast food items, these crinkle cut fries came in a thick box that you'd rip open, nuke in the microwave, and presumably be enjoying in no time.
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If you wanna know how I grew to be 6'7, it was eating three boxes of these fries every day from 1987-1996. I assume this is how everyone tall ended up that way.
They were perfect and I don't understand how microwave fry technology has regressed so far.
They were perfect and I don't understand how microwave fry technology has regressed so far.
The Simpsons made a 'Luigi Mangione is a badass' joke in this week's episode and you can say what you want about the glory years being behind them but ain't no other network sitcom brave enough for that kind of material in prime time.
December 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The Simpsons made a 'Luigi Mangione is a badass' joke in this week's episode and you can say what you want about the glory years being behind them but ain't no other network sitcom brave enough for that kind of material in prime time.
Can't wait to win baseball too so I can talk shit year round
I guess when you split it makes you not give a fuck tbh but I still want bragging rights for a year now we have to hear Jon
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Can't wait to win baseball too so I can talk shit year round
Stay warm Buffalo.
December 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Stay warm Buffalo.
Actually, I think the players making a league minimum trying to pay normal ass bills have a lot more to lose than the millionaire who could ride the whole thing out with a single Nike ad.
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Actually, I think the players making a league minimum trying to pay normal ass bills have a lot more to lose than the millionaire who could ride the whole thing out with a single Nike ad.
I like that he told people it wasn't bothering him during the game within 10 minutes of this
Bills QB Josh Allen just limped into the X-ray room with head athletic trainer Nate Breske
December 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I like that he told people it wasn't bothering him during the game within 10 minutes of this
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lying is a sin, joshua!
Josh Allen says his foot did not affect him tonight. Says he’s “good” postgame
December 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
lying is a sin, joshua!
I hate football
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I hate football
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for whom the tush pusheth
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
for whom the tush pusheth
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I don’t care if we win or lose as long as we go for 2
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I don’t care if we win or lose as long as we go for 2
Everyone in the stadium knows it's Josh on the draw right now
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Everyone in the stadium knows it's Josh on the draw right now
Go Bills
I understand the sentiment but no, they're not gonna pull Josh Allen down 2 scores in the 3rd quarter because they give up.
Josh Allen would not be Josh Allen if he let them do that to him.
Josh Allen would not be Josh Allen if he let them do that to him.
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Go Bills