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Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California

Reigning Fantasy Football Champion
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins

Padres/Red Sox
Go Bills

CFL and PBA enthusiast.

Real name isn't Bernie Lomax

Mean to strangers, reply at your own risk
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Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high
Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)
YouTube video by talla2xlcTV
www.youtube.com
Argos
Tyreek Hill will play for the _____ next season 👀⤵️
February 17, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Just saw Brad Garrett do stand up at his club in Vegas and was reminded just how bad the state of standup comedy is.

Crowd work is a plague
February 17, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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Hundreds of pupfish at Salt Creek in Death Valley! The flood damaged boardwalk has been replaced and is a nice walk. The fish have survived here since the ice ages in water that at times is three times as salty as the sea and sometimes as much as 100° (1/2)
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Nothing makes me appreciate my perfect child free life like being around people with kids
February 16, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Deviated to learn Hot Dog Heaven in Cheektowaga is now a Tim Hortons
February 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I've never actually made it to Vegas so early that my room wasn't ready with early check in
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Sunrise Joshua Tree is the best Joshua Tree
February 16, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Carefully burying my AI wife in a bowl of rice to make it look like an accident
February 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Every uber famous trance DJ wishes they were half as good as Markus Shulz
February 16, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The McDonald's app changed the shake art on the menu to Shamrock shakes but isn't selling them yet.

God damn cock tease.
February 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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It's the little things. I love when places have a little fun with necessary signs.
February 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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It may have been said already (I've barely been online because the weeks leading up to Valentine's Day are super busy for me), but here's my prediction:
"We have received word of the passing of Pres- a drive to deep left field by Castellanos! WELCOME TO SLAM DIEGO, NICK CASTELLANOS!!" -Don Orsillo
February 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Windows 1898
February 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Curt Schilling is a reverse Kramer for me. I remember the bloody sock first then the racism. While Kramer I remember the racism first then the way he entered Jerry's apartment.
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Peak behind the podcasting curtain:

Before every episode of Extra Napkins, I listen to the Northern Boys to get hype
The Northern Boys - Nobody Likes Me
YouTube video by Sindhu World
www.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
How much longer are the Olympics?

Bluesky hasn't sucked this much since the election.
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Josh Allen’s 1️⃣7️⃣ was the hottest jersey on the market in 2025! 👀
February 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Look to the paczki at first light

I shall be there
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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#SanDiego #SoCal #dashboard #news

BTW: If you or someone you know lives in San Diego, I created this dashboard to keep me abreast of news and weather in America's Finest City. Bookmark it if you find it useful.

One column layout on mobile 📱, three on laptop/tablet.

URL: www.leecoweb.com/sdnews/
February 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Alaskan cabbies know what's up.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Every San Diego brewery is currently scrambling to come up with a new Castellanos themed beer
Breaking: Nick Castellanos close to Padres deal
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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How sick is this hideo nomo poster I just spotted at a pizza joint
February 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Now while this information invalidates my entire thread and also informs me of an extremely stupid legal practice of my state’s government, it’s a tribute to Gavin Newsom’s terribleosity that he still, despite all of this, sucks
*rubs temples*

As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...

The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 AM