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Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California

Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins

Abbott of Pizzagram

Padres
Red Sox
Go Bills

CFL and PBA enthusiast.

My real name isn't Bernie Lomax

Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy
Well, the HBO series is this season which is the dawn of boring Josh so that tracks.
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It would draw more attention than a plain white tshirt, yes.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
They absolutely are not.

They have color, logos and flare.
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Look, all I'm saying is this Josh Allen ran the football when he had a lane and threw it 40 yards when he didn't
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You know he's got some Carhart coveralls in the back of the closet he hasn't touched since 2019.

They would have beaten KC in the playoffs.
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Faded Fresno Grizzlies t-shirt, Dickie's work pants and a John Deere hat and we're at least 8-1.
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Corey, I'm gonna get the invite to that group chat next time I'm in town....
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We don't need a rich guy! Money ruins people!

We need our hayseed farmer boy back!

That outfit sells pistachio butter at the Hollywood farmers market, but it's never been on a tractor
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by Bernie Lomax
This is the outfit they gift you when you sell your first mid-budget horror movie to Blumhouse so you can wear it for poolside drinks at the Ojai inn with your makeup artist girlfriend.
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This is what happens when you let your QB hang out with golfers and Formula 1 freaks
November 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
He looks like a dork and he doesn't even have cool friends like Diggs and Hollins to tell him anymore.

These are the drab, low energy colors of rich white ladies
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is the outfit of every mid-30s woman on a post-divorce trip to Joshua Tree.

Give my boy some color.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The Trader Joe's cookie butter is elite
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm happy to pay school taxes BECAUSE I don't have kids.

Fund the shit out of those things.

Force everyone to send their kids there.

Keep'm open for the summer.

The more programs schools have, the more time they're there and the less I gotta deal with those little shits in public.
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM