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Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California

Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins

Abbott of Pizzagram

Padres
Red Sox
Go Bills

CFL and PBA enthusiast.

My real name isn't Bernie Lomax

Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy
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Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high
Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)
YouTube video by talla2xlcTV
www.youtube.com
Can't wait to see Newsom pretend like he loves ranked choice after vetoing it when it hit his desk in California
Scoop: Democrats eye ranked-choice voting for 2028 primaries
It's a tool that drew national attention when it propelled New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani to a decisive primary win.
www.axios.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If I hear a single person suggest he replace Joe Brady, I swear to god...
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
If you aren't topping your baked ziti with some pepperoni, what are you even doing?
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Kinda bullshit that when Clayton Kershaw retired he didn't fuck off forever.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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This is from the Chula Tacos yelp page. This dude is wearing a brown Kevin Kouzmanoff shirsey 27 days ago. Brown? Was the city connect Kouzmanoff out of stock? Someone on Padres social media knows this dude
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
On one hand fuck the Cowboys.

On the other hand, fuck Philadelphia.

Let's go tie!!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Refs are not good people.
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Rudolph the Well Hung reindeer. Had a very girthy schlong
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it’s far too long
rudolph the red wait what reindeer
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Chiefs fans ladies and gentlemen!
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Lions!!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Come on Flacco
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nice to see KC get a stupid call against them
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Is Joe Brady running the Colts offense? Just forgetting you have an elite RB in crunch time is annoying!
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The Chiefs fans always break out that racist chant at key moments to remind you why you hate them and the rest of middle America
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Survivor has been on for 100000 seasons and I don't understand it at all.

Who is the demographic?

I haven't heard anyone say a thing about the show in 20 years but it just keeps chugging along.

Most shows that I don't watch, I have a general idea of who does but that show is an enigma
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@finmycoffee.bsky.social Are the Ravens...fixed?
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
One of the stupidest criticisms I've ever read.

Romo is literally the only good color commentator on television.
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I hate being sick.

My throat feels like I sucked sandpaper dicks all night
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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JA17 with a very important message. 😂
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
'Round about now
Since they say
I am the sexiest man in Jamaica
And the girls love me
And I shall never grow old
So I say
Ruff rider'
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The magician is gonna be Copperfield and if I could bet on it somewhere I would
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Josh Allen returned to his alma mater today to become the first player in Wyoming football history to have his jersey retired 👏

(via wyo_football)
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Finally, a reason to eat those mushrooms I've been saving
Kicking off the holiday season! 🌟

Don’t miss #HolidayTouchdown: A Bills Love Story, premiering tonight, November 22 at 8/7c on the Hallmark Channel (next day on Hallmark+).
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Avoiding a career at all costs
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM