Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Abbott of Pizzagram
Padres
Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
My real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Abbott of Pizzagram
Padres
Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
My real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy
'Round about now
Since they say
I am the sexiest man in Jamaica
And the girls love me
And I shall never grow old
So I say
Ruff rider'
Since they say
I am the sexiest man in Jamaica
And the girls love me
And I shall never grow old
So I say
Ruff rider'
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
'Round about now
Since they say
I am the sexiest man in Jamaica
And the girls love me
And I shall never grow old
So I say
Ruff rider'
Since they say
I am the sexiest man in Jamaica
And the girls love me
And I shall never grow old
So I say
Ruff rider'
Week 12:
This stuff smells awful
This stuff smells awful
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Week 12:
This stuff smells awful
This stuff smells awful
This just ensures you'll use them up
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This just ensures you'll use them up
They're all vultures
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
They're all vultures
He's already involved with the project whether he likes it or not, may as well bankroll it
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He's already involved with the project whether he likes it or not, may as well bankroll it
Shut'm down open up shop
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Shut'm down open up shop
I made wings but it won't help
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I made wings but it won't help
We didn't put the Josh cut out up this year because we were saving it to be the Christmas tree but I'm pretty sure this will fix everything
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
We didn't put the Josh cut out up this year because we were saving it to be the Christmas tree but I'm pretty sure this will fix everything
Week 11:
The panic button has been smashed.
This bottle was purchased in Firebaugh.
The panic button has been smashed.
This bottle was purchased in Firebaugh.
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Week 11:
The panic button has been smashed.
This bottle was purchased in Firebaugh.
The panic button has been smashed.
This bottle was purchased in Firebaugh.
@asypniew.bsky.social Tell Jessica she's now a part of the Bills living room
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@asypniew.bsky.social Tell Jessica she's now a part of the Bills living room
The only Coleman who delivered for Buffalo:
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The only Coleman who delivered for Buffalo:
Finally trying this and I fully expected to hate it for fake sugar reasons but it's actually not that bad in terms of taste.
Where it loses me is that it's carbonated.
KOOL AID ISN'T A CARBONATED DRINK ASSHOLES
Someone finally slips fake sugar past me and still blows it.
Where it loses me is that it's carbonated.
KOOL AID ISN'T A CARBONATED DRINK ASSHOLES
Someone finally slips fake sugar past me and still blows it.
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Finally trying this and I fully expected to hate it for fake sugar reasons but it's actually not that bad in terms of taste.
Where it loses me is that it's carbonated.
KOOL AID ISN'T A CARBONATED DRINK ASSHOLES
Someone finally slips fake sugar past me and still blows it.
Where it loses me is that it's carbonated.
KOOL AID ISN'T A CARBONATED DRINK ASSHOLES
Someone finally slips fake sugar past me and still blows it.
Look, all I'm saying is this Josh Allen ran the football when he had a lane and threw it 40 yards when he didn't
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Look, all I'm saying is this Josh Allen ran the football when he had a lane and threw it 40 yards when he didn't
So is Publix.
I took this picture because I couldn't believe California was cheaper for pop
I took this picture because I couldn't believe California was cheaper for pop
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So is Publix.
I took this picture because I couldn't believe California was cheaper for pop
I took this picture because I couldn't believe California was cheaper for pop
Some fire quesabirria in Tucson
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Some fire quesabirria in Tucson
America's best burger
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
America's best burger
A second collectible Whataburger cup in a week?
Truly living the dream
Truly living the dream
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A second collectible Whataburger cup in a week?
Truly living the dream
Truly living the dream
Okay, these kinda slap.
Pretty much indistinguishable from White Castle except they have mustard on them
Pretty much indistinguishable from White Castle except they have mustard on them
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Okay, these kinda slap.
Pretty much indistinguishable from White Castle except they have mustard on them
Pretty much indistinguishable from White Castle except they have mustard on them
No one here is from Chicago but this is somehow still the undisputed theme of the convention
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
No one here is from Chicago but this is somehow still the undisputed theme of the convention
We brought the Josh but our bartender is from Niagara Falls and brought the rest.
We are taking over all of Florida, even the panhandle
We are taking over all of Florida, even the panhandle
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We brought the Josh but our bartender is from Niagara Falls and brought the rest.
We are taking over all of Florida, even the panhandle
We are taking over all of Florida, even the panhandle
Oh shit.
We are hitting peak Florida now....
We are hitting peak Florida now....
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh shit.
We are hitting peak Florida now....
We are hitting peak Florida now....