Mr. Congeniality
@mrcongeniality.bsky.social
Big 4th & 1, Joe. What do we got?
Long, slow, deep handoff?
Long, slow, deep handoff?
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Big 4th & 1, Joe. What do we got?
Long, slow, deep handoff?
Long, slow, deep handoff?
I remember after the draft someone asked Beane why we picked two 3Ts and didn’t use one of those picks on a 1T, and Beane said something like high draft picks should be spent on pass-rush oriented DTs because run-stopping DTs are easy to find.
THEN WHY DON’T WE HAVE ONE, BRANDON?
THEN WHY DON’T WE HAVE ONE, BRANDON?
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I remember after the draft someone asked Beane why we picked two 3Ts and didn’t use one of those picks on a 1T, and Beane said something like high draft picks should be spent on pass-rush oriented DTs because run-stopping DTs are easy to find.
THEN WHY DON’T WE HAVE ONE, BRANDON?
THEN WHY DON’T WE HAVE ONE, BRANDON?
Trash culture in terminal decline
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trash culture in terminal decline
Shout out to Mara, sorry that guy you liked in college fitting this description didn’t text you back or whatever
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Shout out to Mara, sorry that guy you liked in college fitting this description didn’t text you back or whatever
Spoiler alert
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Spoiler alert
The man never went to a tailgate in his life!
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
The man never went to a tailgate in his life!
all the ball-knowers are here
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
all the ball-knowers are here
I wasn’t even aware of this song until my wife asked for it to be included among the songs that a string quartet played at our wedding and now hearing it absolutely wrecks me 😭 photo unrelated
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I wasn’t even aware of this song until my wife asked for it to be included among the songs that a string quartet played at our wedding and now hearing it absolutely wrecks me 😭 photo unrelated
The Clinton Campaign wanted Trump as an opponent because they thought he’d be easy to beat then blew a layup election to him. This shit didn’t happen that long ago, man.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The Clinton Campaign wanted Trump as an opponent because they thought he’d be easy to beat then blew a layup election to him. This shit didn’t happen that long ago, man.
Me successfully outbidding the same guy in my fantasy league for three different waiver wire RBs in the past seven days before my team falls to 3-7 this weekend
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Me successfully outbidding the same guy in my fantasy league for three different waiver wire RBs in the past seven days before my team falls to 3-7 this weekend
I have a template response that Mamdani can adapt as needed
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have a template response that Mamdani can adapt as needed
I always got the best table at Elio’s at 5:30 sharp. Now I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I always got the best table at Elio’s at 5:30 sharp. Now I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
Yeah man you seem pretty unconcerned. Stay mad bozo.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yeah man you seem pretty unconcerned. Stay mad bozo.
Hey man check this out
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey man check this out
Some sandwiches I’ve enjoyed recently:
1. Italian Sandwich - Schaller & Weber, NYC
2. Jambon Buerre - Caractere de Cochon, Paris
3. Falafel Pita - L’As du Fallafel, Paris
4. Tartufo (white ham with truffle butter and Tomme cheese) - Chez Barth, Aix-en-Provence
1. Italian Sandwich - Schaller & Weber, NYC
2. Jambon Buerre - Caractere de Cochon, Paris
3. Falafel Pita - L’As du Fallafel, Paris
4. Tartufo (white ham with truffle butter and Tomme cheese) - Chez Barth, Aix-en-Provence
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Some sandwiches I’ve enjoyed recently:
1. Italian Sandwich - Schaller & Weber, NYC
2. Jambon Buerre - Caractere de Cochon, Paris
3. Falafel Pita - L’As du Fallafel, Paris
4. Tartufo (white ham with truffle butter and Tomme cheese) - Chez Barth, Aix-en-Provence
1. Italian Sandwich - Schaller & Weber, NYC
2. Jambon Buerre - Caractere de Cochon, Paris
3. Falafel Pita - L’As du Fallafel, Paris
4. Tartufo (white ham with truffle butter and Tomme cheese) - Chez Barth, Aix-en-Provence
This post really nailed it for me, and the joy and community of these events brings into starker relief how dysfunctionally misanthropic the Cuomo campaign and its supporters are about living here, it angers me so much.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This post really nailed it for me, and the joy and community of these events brings into starker relief how dysfunctionally misanthropic the Cuomo campaign and its supporters are about living here, it angers me so much.
