Mr. Congeniality
@mrcongeniality.bsky.social
My grandpa’s family had to eat lard sandwiches during the worst of the depression. He was understandably resentful of the greed which caused the suffering, but maybe he’d be more understanding if it was caused by companies that allow lonely virgins to create AI images of Snow White with three boobs.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
My grandpa’s family had to eat lard sandwiches during the worst of the depression. He was understandably resentful of the greed which caused the suffering, but maybe he’d be more understanding if it was caused by companies that allow lonely virgins to create AI images of Snow White with three boobs.
Well certainly not everyone in the courtroom who groans at my shit when I take my V mask off to reveal Joker makeup underneath
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Well certainly not everyone in the courtroom who groans at my shit when I take my V mask off to reveal Joker makeup underneath
Reposted by Mr. Congeniality
Verbalizing my thoughts on Chuck Schumer would lead to my imprisonment
June 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Verbalizing my thoughts on Chuck Schumer would lead to my imprisonment
The Clinton Campaign wanted Trump as an opponent because they thought he’d be easy to beat then blew a layup election to him. This shit didn’t happen that long ago, man.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The Clinton Campaign wanted Trump as an opponent because they thought he’d be easy to beat then blew a layup election to him. This shit didn’t happen that long ago, man.
I have a template response that Mamdani can adapt as needed
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have a template response that Mamdani can adapt as needed
I always got the best table at Elio’s at 5:30 sharp. Now I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I always got the best table at Elio’s at 5:30 sharp. Now I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
Yeah man you seem pretty unconcerned. Stay mad bozo.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yeah man you seem pretty unconcerned. Stay mad bozo.
Hey man check this out
November 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey man check this out
Your posts are weird slop so I can’t quite figure out what your deal is, either way hope you’re excited for Mamdani to be Mayor.
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Your posts are weird slop so I can’t quite figure out what your deal is, either way hope you’re excited for Mamdani to be Mayor.
LMAO GET WRECKED BITCH LFG
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
LMAO GET WRECKED BITCH LFG
Has anyone ever said anything intelligent after the phrase “Wow, it’s almost as if”
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Has anyone ever said anything intelligent after the phrase “Wow, it’s almost as if”