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mpillsbury
@mpillsbury.bsky.social
Malcontent idealist

Can anyone recommend an 1851 Crystal Palace Great Exhibition of the Works of Industry of All Nations starter pack?
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It’s honestly so funny that someone said let’s make “Gift of the Magi” but for children… with otters… and the music will slap.
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This whole process is just so short-sighted and stupid, everyone's stupid, we're a planet of oafs
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I assure you, we’re open
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I dunno... maybe it was a bad idea to vote for assholes and morons.
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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🛑 If you've rolled through a stop sign on a bike in MN in the past 2 years, that was legal thanks to us and you now owe us $5.

No pressure... Just saying it'd be cool if you did.

bikemn.org/donate
Join Us - Bicycle Alliance of Minnesota
*BikeMN offers occasional thank-you gifts depending on the amount of your contribution and fundraising drives. “I’d rather go by bike” and more quotes from our Adult Learn to Ride Students: […]
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November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Turns out the real political spectrum is just how people feel about free parking 😂

Tag yourself!
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I sure could go for a Democratic Socialist mayor right about now...
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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A helpful list of folks to avoid voting for.
here is the full slate of "team minneapolis" or "team mpls" candidates for mayor, city council, park board, and BET
October 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Oh wow, they opened an Arby's in Roku City.
October 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Neither fair nor square.
September 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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did a car write this?
September 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I would like to hear a lot more "just shut up" and "stop peddling bullshit" from my other elected representatives.
August 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I can start a political party too. Our platform is: make the wealthy less so.
August 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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the adaptogen drinks at bruhaven in loring park fit this bill. i tried the cucumber ginger one the other night and it was SO good and refreshing. available on tap and in 4 packs to go! they have 3 other flavors too - lemon lavender, tangerine, and peach mango
August 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Butlerian Jihad who's with me?!
August 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You absolute fucking morons.

You know who you are.
July 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I internalized "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should" when I was fifteen.

What movies did the tech bros watch that have led to me encountering endless AI slop in 2025?
June 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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The singularity is awesome
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Why are wealthy people so dumb?
June 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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The Minneapolis mayoral election seems pretty simple to me.
You get to rank three candidates.
Rank the three who showed up for Minneapolis today.
Do not rank the one already in charge of the complicit police department.
i saw so much leadership from the mayoral candidates on site. @omarfatehmn.com talking to an upset woman who saw agents take people away. @jazzformayor.bsky.social running around trying to deescalate. @dewayneforminneapolis.com checking on the person who was injured

no mayor frey
June 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
More like "worst hundred days", amirite?
May 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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greyhound is doing more for Americans than most of our elected officials
April 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Yep.
If Indie Bookshop Day showed me anything it was that the death of Uptown is just a failure of imagination for those unable or unwilling to see a live-able future.

Market correctly to the people who live here and near here. The city doesn't need the burbs but the burbs DO need the city.
April 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Why is it so difficult to organize a general strike again? We must be way past 3.5% buy-in by now. I am ready to donate to a strike fund and paint a sign
April 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM