Seeking Tanelorn
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
Dad asks what sound a kiwi makes and not missing a beat, she holds up her precious bird find, bellowing: "HOOOOOOONK!"
Dad laughing. "Not quite! But... no, not even close. Let's look up what a kiwi sounds like, eh?" (2)
Dad asks what sound a kiwi makes and not missing a beat, she holds up her precious bird find, bellowing: "HOOOOOOONK!"
Dad laughing. "Not quite! But... no, not even close. Let's look up what a kiwi sounds like, eh?" (2)
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
when I was 23 a guy in my hometown was shot dead when cops were asked by his parents to do a "wellness check" and he was cooking dinner when they broke the door down. he happened to be holding a knife, chopping food, and so the cops killed him without hesitation.
when I was 23 a guy in my hometown was shot dead when cops were asked by his parents to do a "wellness check" and he was cooking dinner when they broke the door down. he happened to be holding a knife, chopping food, and so the cops killed him without hesitation.
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