Gravy Jones
@mostlyteeth.bsky.social
If you’re bored then you’re boring
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friends he, built to, try to keep his sanity, now
always, stuck on, this satellite of love we have
always, stuck on, this satellite of love we have
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
friends he, built to, try to keep his sanity, now
always, stuck on, this satellite of love we have
always, stuck on, this satellite of love we have
Devastating
“You probably know her from her Arli$$ recap podcast”
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Devastating
omggggggggggggglmao
me when he says his favorite movie of all time is The Boondock Saints
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
omggggggggggggglmao
Got 9 hours sleep last night LFG
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Got 9 hours sleep last night LFG
Tonight’s soup is mushroom chicken chorizo with the other usual suspect vegetables
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Tonight’s soup is mushroom chicken chorizo with the other usual suspect vegetables
Monty watched the first five minutes of the host, hated it so much he turned it off and hit the “dislike” button on it, then launched into a Harry Caray impression talking about how bad it is
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Monty watched the first five minutes of the host, hated it so much he turned it off and hit the “dislike” button on it, then launched into a Harry Caray impression talking about how bad it is
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TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
TREBEK: something my date asked even after i leaned over to helpfully point out who this title character is
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
ME: what’s chappie?
TREBEK: you’re on the board
Mods are asleep pothosposting time. I’ve had this since 2021, bought at the Biltmore in Asheville NC. It’s never grown this large and I thought it was dead in 2024 (same tbh)
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Mods are asleep pothosposting time. I’ve had this since 2021, bought at the Biltmore in Asheville NC. It’s never grown this large and I thought it was dead in 2024 (same tbh)
I have had a stupid silly joke post escape containment and like one person left a negative comment so I’m ready to go into lockdown before the death threats start
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I have had a stupid silly joke post escape containment and like one person left a negative comment so I’m ready to go into lockdown before the death threats start
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
The Duchess of Autumn cooks some apples
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Duchess of Autumn cooks some apples
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Me and my mom on the bench in front of Trader Joe’s judging the guy in the cybertruck
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me and my mom on the bench in front of Trader Joe’s judging the guy in the cybertruck
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It's that time of year when Halloween decorations haven't all come down, and Christmas decorations are about to start going up. We're in...the Tim Burton Zone.
November 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's that time of year when Halloween decorations haven't all come down, and Christmas decorations are about to start going up. We're in...the Tim Burton Zone.
I found the satanic panic bits of stranger things s4 to be very tiresome
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I found the satanic panic bits of stranger things s4 to be very tiresome
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No Noise November. everybody shut up
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No Noise November. everybody shut up
Realizing today that the plan component of the assessment & plan portion of my visit notes are structured like AITA posts on Reddit
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Realizing today that the plan component of the assessment & plan portion of my visit notes are structured like AITA posts on Reddit
I’m definitely going to pay for this later karmically speaking but I’ve managed to spend the first hour of work in bed
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I’m definitely going to pay for this later karmically speaking but I’ve managed to spend the first hour of work in bed
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I was worried maybe I just wasn’t feeling the chair company as much as I’d hoped but I’m crying laughing 3 minutes into the 3rd episode so we are back baby
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I was worried maybe I just wasn’t feeling the chair company as much as I’d hoped but I’m crying laughing 3 minutes into the 3rd episode so we are back baby
Why do the stranger things want to come to our world? The upside down is cool, dark, and goopy just like they like it
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Why do the stranger things want to come to our world? The upside down is cool, dark, and goopy just like they like it
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everyone has a torch to burn, and this here's mine
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
everyone has a torch to burn, and this here's mine
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[guy who loves baklava and is reading too much news]
What's next, a baklava ban? 😠
What's next, a baklava ban? 😠
October 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
[guy who loves baklava and is reading too much news]
What's next, a baklava ban? 😠
What's next, a baklava ban? 😠
Making English muffins!
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Making English muffins!