More_Witches
@more-witches.bsky.social
Battletech Enthusiast, Mariners/Panthers/Orange/Hornets/Sabres, He/Him
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[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling]
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling]
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
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On this day 29 years ago, the Steamed Hams skit aired on The Simpsons.
April 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
On this day 29 years ago, the Steamed Hams skit aired on The Simpsons.
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our long national nightmare is over
April 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
our long national nightmare is over
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Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
we get 60m dollars worth of tea from China every year. baby, they are literally doing a 104% tax on tea in the United States
sure this sounds bad but remember this nation was founded on the principle of cheerfully tolerating large surtaxes on imported goods
April 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Boston has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
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I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.
April 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm sure there will be many other justifications offered, in rapid succession. But it's wild to be heading into a self-induced recession behind more or less this reasoning.
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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I'm announcing a tariff on my workplace of two Oreo cookies for every 30 minutes worked and my workplace will impose reciprocal tariffs of two Oreos in kind for every 30 minutes of work.
This will be very good for my fat-ass economy.
( The joke is that I'm self-employed. )
This will be very good for my fat-ass economy.
( The joke is that I'm self-employed. )
April 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'm announcing a tariff on my workplace of two Oreo cookies for every 30 minutes worked and my workplace will impose reciprocal tariffs of two Oreos in kind for every 30 minutes of work.
This will be very good for my fat-ass economy.
( The joke is that I'm self-employed. )
This will be very good for my fat-ass economy.
( The joke is that I'm self-employed. )
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american politics is being in a car pointed toward a cliff having to choose the "slam on the accelerator" party or the "ease on the accelerator" party and if you mention brakes or steering away from the cliff everybody loses their god damn mind at you
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
american politics is being in a car pointed toward a cliff having to choose the "slam on the accelerator" party or the "ease on the accelerator" party and if you mention brakes or steering away from the cliff everybody loses their god damn mind at you
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I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable.
Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.
Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.
Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
March 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable.
Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.
Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes.
Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.
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MY WIFE BROUGHT HOME A COOKIE FROM MY FAVORITE BAKERY! SHE STOPPED BY ON HER WAY HOME AND PICKED UP A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE JUST FOR ME!
March 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
MY WIFE BROUGHT HOME A COOKIE FROM MY FAVORITE BAKERY! SHE STOPPED BY ON HER WAY HOME AND PICKED UP A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE JUST FOR ME!
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it’s so cool and good for all of us that republicans live in a world that is complete fan fiction
Peter Navarro: “Canada has been taken over by Mexican cartels”
Big if true
Big if true
March 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
it’s so cool and good for all of us that republicans live in a world that is complete fan fiction
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"as a cold war kid, i'm happy that Ronald Reagan was in office" - Elissa Slotkin, the official Democratic response to Trump
oh hell yeah baby that's the winning message!!!
my god we are cooked
oh hell yeah baby that's the winning message!!!
my god we are cooked
March 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"as a cold war kid, i'm happy that Ronald Reagan was in office" - Elissa Slotkin, the official Democratic response to Trump
oh hell yeah baby that's the winning message!!!
my god we are cooked
oh hell yeah baby that's the winning message!!!
my god we are cooked
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operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
March 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
operator: 911, please state your emergency
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be
operator: yep. ready
me: $500 on john smoltz
operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie
me: no i said “smoltz”
operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname
me: i need to speak to your supervisor
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Opinion | Our democracy is in peril. That’s why it’s more important than ever that progressives not give me reasons to be cranky toward them.
February 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Opinion | Our democracy is in peril. That’s why it’s more important than ever that progressives not give me reasons to be cranky toward them.
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"Wasting Time" by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats
Album: "Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats"
Time: 06:19 am
Album: "Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats"
Time: 06:19 am
February 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"Wasting Time" by Nathaniel Rateliff and The Night Sweats
Album: "Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats"
Time: 06:19 am
Album: "Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats"
Time: 06:19 am
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they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever
*EO calling for the Dallas Cowboys to be permanently dissolved as an organization*
it’s early but my prediction is that stephen a smith will be president in 2029
February 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
*EO calling for the Dallas Cowboys to be permanently dissolved as an organization*
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an opposition party that had been antagonistic towards billionaires and made wealth inequality a central talking point the last few years sure would be better positioned right now than a party that had cozied up to those interests
February 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
an opposition party that had been antagonistic towards billionaires and made wealth inequality a central talking point the last few years sure would be better positioned right now than a party that had cozied up to those interests
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It's time to end DEI and restore meritocracy. We will start by having six teen-aged children of Elon Musk's friends use glitchy AI tools to analyze federal expenditures.
February 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It's time to end DEI and restore meritocracy. We will start by having six teen-aged children of Elon Musk's friends use glitchy AI tools to analyze federal expenditures.
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life