Dani Eorzea
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Dani Eorzea
@mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Likes MMOs, Farming Sims, Fantasy Fiction, and PnP (faves include Starfinder, Cyberpunk RED, Root, and Fabula Ultima). Profile pic by @catbatart.bsky.social
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Playing a new PnP, Mothership, so: New OC! Hazardous Response Liason, Epsilon Class, also known as Harley. Please rely on them for all your Hazardous response needs.
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
More of a family photo since their daughter is there too! Sidurgu and Enkhjargal's size difference... Poor Enkhjargal, her stepdaughter is already almost taller than her....
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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With alt-text. This is such beautiful writing and I wanted to make sure everyone could read it.
"You look at me sometimes." Five words, and in them we can see the entire soul of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Scotty, a lonely, socially awkward young gay man (continued in alt text)
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Confession: I actually enjoy Dragon Response Missions in Guild Wars 2, especially in challege mode, but I WILL turn off dialogue in half of them. I don't need to hear that hypocrite Ryland preach at me and I refuse to believe Taimi would be such an asshole to Braham and my Norn Commander.
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WZZ... Cmon this year has been so horrid we deserve a KDA Comeback so bad.................................
Pre-Show Rush I Mini Cinematic - Teamfight Tactics
YouTube video by Teamfight Tactics
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November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Work is tough right now, but I am wearing my cute kitty shirt and I got the best ending on Dispatch the other day, so I have that going for me.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
UBI and/or Universal SNAP, Universal healthcare, and Rent control are the bare minimum we deserve.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Finished Dispatch Episode 8. Avoiding spoilers, it was pretty dang good. I will probably play it through at least one more time for some of the branching paths, but I will never get 100% cheevos on this thing because there are choices I refuse to make.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Every generation needs a Game Cube
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I can't believe I am waiting impatiently for Wednesday so I can find out what happens to Robert and Courtney. Suburban-ass couple name. Courtney calls herself a boymom ass names. Gonna divorce cuz Robert doesn't help with housework and stays in his Mancave all day ass names. WTF Dispatch.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
oh maaaan... ryne and squall better watch out :O
A brief montage of Gaia and Rinoa's interactions from Dissidia Duellum!

I have a feeling that Rinoa reminds Gaia of a certain someone...
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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that unemployed bro on a tuesday at 2pm
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Sailors' Wisdom
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Me: I should go to bed early tonight, I'm beat
Also Me: ends up stumbling headfirst into Q-up, goes to bed at midnight instead
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM