Dani Eorzea
@mordeshalchemist.bsky.social
Likes MMOs, Farming Sims, Fantasy Fiction, and PnP (faves include Starfinder, Cyberpunk RED, Root, and Fabula Ultima). Profile pic by @catbatart.bsky.social
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Finished Dispatch Episode 8. Avoiding spoilers, it was pretty dang good. I will probably play it through at least one more time for some of the branching paths, but I will never get 100% cheevos on this thing because there are choices I refuse to make.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Finished Dispatch Episode 8. Avoiding spoilers, it was pretty dang good. I will probably play it through at least one more time for some of the branching paths, but I will never get 100% cheevos on this thing because there are choices I refuse to make.
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Every generation needs a Game Cube
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Every generation needs a Game Cube
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
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Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ig look, Michaels has the Melania Holiday Despair Collection.
I can't believe I am waiting impatiently for Wednesday so I can find out what happens to Robert and Courtney. Suburban-ass couple name. Courtney calls herself a boymom ass names. Gonna divorce cuz Robert doesn't help with housework and stays in his Mancave all day ass names. WTF Dispatch.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I can't believe I am waiting impatiently for Wednesday so I can find out what happens to Robert and Courtney. Suburban-ass couple name. Courtney calls herself a boymom ass names. Gonna divorce cuz Robert doesn't help with housework and stays in his Mancave all day ass names. WTF Dispatch.
oh maaaan... ryne and squall better watch out :O
A brief montage of Gaia and Rinoa's interactions from Dissidia Duellum!
I have a feeling that Rinoa reminds Gaia of a certain someone...
I have a feeling that Rinoa reminds Gaia of a certain someone...
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
oh maaaan... ryne and squall better watch out :O
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that unemployed bro on a tuesday at 2pm
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
that unemployed bro on a tuesday at 2pm
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Me: I should go to bed early tonight, I'm beat
Also Me: ends up stumbling headfirst into Q-up, goes to bed at midnight instead
Also Me: ends up stumbling headfirst into Q-up, goes to bed at midnight instead
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Me: I should go to bed early tonight, I'm beat
Also Me: ends up stumbling headfirst into Q-up, goes to bed at midnight instead
Also Me: ends up stumbling headfirst into Q-up, goes to bed at midnight instead
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setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
best ending of all time, let's be real
Today's Dispatch Episodes. Whew. WHEW.
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Today's Dispatch Episodes. Whew. WHEW.
Yoshi-P please release my husband :(
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Yoshi-P please release my husband :(
Status: Dealing with Work Stress by Playing Shoebody Bop on Repeat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRNt...
The Shoebody Bop
YouTube video by Drue Langlois
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November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Status: Dealing with Work Stress by Playing Shoebody Bop on Repeat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRNt...
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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Man, it is pretty cool that the biggest city in the USA is going to have an openly socialist mayor. Whatever happens next, I think the fact that so many people openly and joyously voted for that and are cheering that on is like, really fucking great.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Man, it is pretty cool that the biggest city in the USA is going to have an openly socialist mayor. Whatever happens next, I think the fact that so many people openly and joyously voted for that and are cheering that on is like, really fucking great.
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
Ok, Maybe New York Bodegas ARE special and not just the same convenience stores pretty much every American city has
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ok, Maybe New York Bodegas ARE special and not just the same convenience stores pretty much every American city has
GW2 update: Got the leather straps chest off an Armor unlock token, and got a Restless Captain's Boots off the Orb JP Daily Chest in Shipwreck Strand, so: New Look for Cifgha!
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
GW2 update: Got the leather straps chest off an Armor unlock token, and got a Restless Captain's Boots off the Orb JP Daily Chest in Shipwreck Strand, so: New Look for Cifgha!
You know, I was pretty creeped out by the "describe in detail how you torture and kill those 2 BD Editors" trend in the Cyberpunk 2077 fandom, but it may be less annoying than the current "Haha, Maiko thinks her Doll Chip can beat me" trend.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You know, I was pretty creeped out by the "describe in detail how you torture and kill those 2 BD Editors" trend in the Cyberpunk 2077 fandom, but it may be less annoying than the current "Haha, Maiko thinks her Doll Chip can beat me" trend.
Dreams last night included late for airport, wreckless underwater driving through an abandoned ancient Egypt theme park, reincarnation as Ra the sun god, and a new gw2 meta involving feeding unID'd greens to fonts of power in Shipwreck Strand.
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Dreams last night included late for airport, wreckless underwater driving through an abandoned ancient Egypt theme park, reincarnation as Ra the sun god, and a new gw2 meta involving feeding unID'd greens to fonts of power in Shipwreck Strand.