monty manatee
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everyone eats, moo deng
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r/embroidery is one of the best places on the internet
February 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
r/embroidery is one of the best places on the internet
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My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
November 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
Not worth that extension, Steelers.
December 25, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Not worth that extension, Steelers.
They should have counted that as a catch for Mike "Chiefs' Killer" Williams
December 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
They should have counted that as a catch for Mike "Chiefs' Killer" Williams
Santa scheduled coal for everyone with a Chiefs Christmas game.
December 25, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Santa scheduled coal for everyone with a Chiefs Christmas game.
I'd love to build a Lego Nakatomi Plaza as a Lego Christmas build to honor Bruce Willis and the original Die Hard movie. This year is the Indiana Jones trilogy, and last year was Home Alone.
December 24, 2024 at 10:27 AM
I'd love to build a Lego Nakatomi Plaza as a Lego Christmas build to honor Bruce Willis and the original Die Hard movie. This year is the Indiana Jones trilogy, and last year was Home Alone.
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Home Alone, Gen X:
Fuck them kids.
Fuck them kids.
December 23, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Home Alone, Gen X:
Fuck them kids.
Fuck them kids.
New Luigi Mangione pic dropped. He's flying on a private plane with the NYPD, and the pic is so dope you would think it should be on an album. How do they keep failing at trying to make him look bad?
December 22, 2024 at 12:24 AM
New Luigi Mangione pic dropped. He's flying on a private plane with the NYPD, and the pic is so dope you would think it should be on an album. How do they keep failing at trying to make him look bad?
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Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: I was in an Ikea
Me: I was in an Ikea
December 20, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: I was in an Ikea
Me: I was in an Ikea
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Laundry status: seriously considering wearing a prom dress from 1998 to the gas station
October 17, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Laundry status: seriously considering wearing a prom dress from 1998 to the gas station
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These smart wool socks scoffed when I put on crocs.
December 20, 2024 at 7:32 PM
These smart wool socks scoffed when I put on crocs.
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The Penguin is really good, I’m glad I watched it, but my god am I fucking over the eight episode miniseries format. Leads to writing problems and pacing problems every time.
December 20, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The Penguin is really good, I’m glad I watched it, but my god am I fucking over the eight episode miniseries format. Leads to writing problems and pacing problems every time.
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With the right amount of swagger and a peacoat, any lighthouse is yours for the taking.
December 19, 2024 at 8:47 PM
With the right amount of swagger and a peacoat, any lighthouse is yours for the taking.
Luigi Mangione looked so cool on his perp walk. It was as if it was a real-life Gotham. He looks badass, not bad.
December 19, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Luigi Mangione looked so cool on his perp walk. It was as if it was a real-life Gotham. He looks badass, not bad.
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after correctly spelling ‘bourgeoisie’ on the first try
December 17, 2024 at 12:23 PM
after correctly spelling ‘bourgeoisie’ on the first try
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I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
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They (Bills) already beat the Chiefs though
Just wait until they have to play the refs.
December 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
They (Bills) already beat the Chiefs though
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Ed Oliver has been fantastic for the Bills today. Drawing penalties, getting pressures.
December 16, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Ed Oliver has been fantastic for the Bills today. Drawing penalties, getting pressures.
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The Lions fans are chanting MVP and it is true that Tim Patrick is the Most Valuable Patrick.
December 15, 2024 at 10:05 PM
The Lions fans are chanting MVP and it is true that Tim Patrick is the Most Valuable Patrick.
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I won’t tell you if I ever learn trigonometry but there will be sines.
December 13, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I won’t tell you if I ever learn trigonometry but there will be sines.
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Cookies are the reason for the season.
December 14, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Cookies are the reason for the season.