Venus
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5yo wanted to wrestle so he said "let's pretend we're thumbs and we're having a thumb war"
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
5yo wanted to wrestle so he said "let's pretend we're thumbs and we're having a thumb war"
never force a poop
unless you're a Jedi
in which case
it might really help
unless you're a Jedi
in which case
it might really help
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
never force a poop
unless you're a Jedi
in which case
it might really help
unless you're a Jedi
in which case
it might really help
His real name is Bruce Wayne; Batman is just his fursona
July 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
His real name is Bruce Wayne; Batman is just his fursona
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A search engine that works
June 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A search engine that works
Just learned that Mr. Rogers called his grandpa "Dingdong" and I think that's beautiful
Listening to the audio tracks from old Mr. Rogers episodes is what I imagine Valium feels like.
ASM(r)R(ogers)
ASM(r)R(ogers)
May 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just learned that Mr. Rogers called his grandpa "Dingdong" and I think that's beautiful
Listening to the audio tracks from old Mr. Rogers episodes is what I imagine Valium feels like.
ASM(r)R(ogers)
ASM(r)R(ogers)
May 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Listening to the audio tracks from old Mr. Rogers episodes is what I imagine Valium feels like.
ASM(r)R(ogers)
ASM(r)R(ogers)
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“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time
Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship
A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.
www.thedailybeast.com
May 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time
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Hey world, remember when you thought this was awesome? (Which, by the way, it was). Yeah well she's been suspended for a week now because of it; it's coloniser rules and forms of expression allowed only, indigenous people must only be angry in white ways.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Te Pāti Māori MPs to be temporarily suspended from Parliament over haka
MP Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke faces a seven-day suspension for her actions.
www.rnz.co.nz
May 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Hey world, remember when you thought this was awesome? (Which, by the way, it was). Yeah well she's been suspended for a week now because of it; it's coloniser rules and forms of expression allowed only, indigenous people must only be angry in white ways.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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“what happened to having a think” delightful
May 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“what happened to having a think” delightful
5yo gave me the prototype for his newest invention for Mother's Day this year. Simply blow into the receptacle at the top to activate The Boinger 🙂↕️🌬️🌀
May 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
5yo gave me the prototype for his newest invention for Mother's Day this year. Simply blow into the receptacle at the top to activate The Boinger 🙂↕️🌬️🌀
happy arrowleaf balsamroot season to all who celebrate ☀️
May 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
happy arrowleaf balsamroot season to all who celebrate ☀️
Was checking whether it's safe to take Mucinex after using Fluticasone Propionate the same day and WHY IS GOOGLE PUSHING AI OVERVIEWS FOR DRUG INTERACTIONS OMG
May 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Was checking whether it's safe to take Mucinex after using Fluticasone Propionate the same day and WHY IS GOOGLE PUSHING AI OVERVIEWS FOR DRUG INTERACTIONS OMG
came up with a pretty good snail pattern, but making mirror-image earrings means either learning to be a leftie or figuring out how to crochet backwards 😬
May 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
came up with a pretty good snail pattern, but making mirror-image earrings means either learning to be a leftie or figuring out how to crochet backwards 😬
it happened. finally. my kid and I now share a special interest.
librarians beware, we are coming for ALL your shipwreck books 🙂↕️
librarians beware, we are coming for ALL your shipwreck books 🙂↕️
May 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
it happened. finally. my kid and I now share a special interest.
librarians beware, we are coming for ALL your shipwreck books 🙂↕️
librarians beware, we are coming for ALL your shipwreck books 🙂↕️
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I had been effectively off that other site for many months, but just finally deleted my account. browsing briefly before doing so blew me away.
people asking Grok to look things up for them in every political thread, then arguing with it when the answer wasn't what they wanted...
>>
people asking Grok to look things up for them in every political thread, then arguing with it when the answer wasn't what they wanted...
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May 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I had been effectively off that other site for many months, but just finally deleted my account. browsing briefly before doing so blew me away.
people asking Grok to look things up for them in every political thread, then arguing with it when the answer wasn't what they wanted...
>>
people asking Grok to look things up for them in every political thread, then arguing with it when the answer wasn't what they wanted...
>>
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From 2023 to 2024, drug overdose deaths dropped a stunning 24% in just a year from 114k, to just 87k, nearly 30,000 lives. This is almost entirely attributed to a Biden Administration program providing free Narcan.
Naturally, Trump and RFK Jr. just ended the program: www.cdc.gov/media/releas...
Naturally, Trump and RFK Jr. just ended the program: www.cdc.gov/media/releas...
CDC Reports Nearly 24% Decline in U.S. Drug Overdose Deaths
New provisional data from CDC’s National Vital Statistics System predict a 24% decline in overdose
www.cdc.gov
April 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
From 2023 to 2024, drug overdose deaths dropped a stunning 24% in just a year from 114k, to just 87k, nearly 30,000 lives. This is almost entirely attributed to a Biden Administration program providing free Narcan.
Naturally, Trump and RFK Jr. just ended the program: www.cdc.gov/media/releas...
Naturally, Trump and RFK Jr. just ended the program: www.cdc.gov/media/releas...
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Incidentally a certain Nazi doctor tried to divide autistics into those who deserved to live and those who didn't, too. They used to name some of us after him.
April 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Incidentally a certain Nazi doctor tried to divide autistics into those who deserved to live and those who didn't, too. They used to name some of us after him.
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Democratic capitulation to right wing talking points on immigration have skewed public opinion so much that it’s hard to grasp.
They must own this failure and accept the fact that their lack of counter messaging and meager support for immigration is responsible for this festering of public hatred.
They must own this failure and accept the fact that their lack of counter messaging and meager support for immigration is responsible for this festering of public hatred.
March 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Democratic capitulation to right wing talking points on immigration have skewed public opinion so much that it’s hard to grasp.
They must own this failure and accept the fact that their lack of counter messaging and meager support for immigration is responsible for this festering of public hatred.
They must own this failure and accept the fact that their lack of counter messaging and meager support for immigration is responsible for this festering of public hatred.
spent all afternoon pulling shiny, perfectly uniform wax chunk cuties out of silicone molds.
it was the most satisfying sensory experience of my life.
(had to post the final pile)
🖍️🌈
it was the most satisfying sensory experience of my life.
(had to post the final pile)
🖍️🌈
March 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
spent all afternoon pulling shiny, perfectly uniform wax chunk cuties out of silicone molds.
it was the most satisfying sensory experience of my life.
(had to post the final pile)
🖍️🌈
it was the most satisfying sensory experience of my life.
(had to post the final pile)
🖍️🌈
finally, a way to:
a) use up our stockpile of broken/stubby crayons,
b) make nearly-free bday party favors, and
c) stink the house up,
all in one afternoon 🥳
a) use up our stockpile of broken/stubby crayons,
b) make nearly-free bday party favors, and
c) stink the house up,
all in one afternoon 🥳
March 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
finally, a way to:
a) use up our stockpile of broken/stubby crayons,
b) make nearly-free bday party favors, and
c) stink the house up,
all in one afternoon 🥳
a) use up our stockpile of broken/stubby crayons,
b) make nearly-free bday party favors, and
c) stink the house up,
all in one afternoon 🥳
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Jewish students at Columbia university today organized a demonstration in solidarity with anti-war student organizer Mahmoud Khalil and to denounce Trump's attacks on public education and protest. Photo via @/Columbia_psc
March 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Jewish students at Columbia university today organized a demonstration in solidarity with anti-war student organizer Mahmoud Khalil and to denounce Trump's attacks on public education and protest. Photo via @/Columbia_psc
the 4yo needs to bring a joke to preschool tomorrow and he's rejecting them all, explaining how each one makes faulty assertions or is based on false premises
March 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
the 4yo needs to bring a joke to preschool tomorrow and he's rejecting them all, explaining how each one makes faulty assertions or is based on false premises