Ross Jones
@monsieur23.bsky.social
Genuinely surprised I made it past 18 tbh, let alone into my 30s.
🏳️🌈, he/him.
🏳️🌈, he/him.
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historically accurate☑️
January 12, 2026 at 5:32 AM
historically accurate☑️
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when you have a disappointingly unsuccessful search for a top on Grindr
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
when you have a disappointingly unsuccessful search for a top on Grindr
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It's a lovely 6th Day of Christmas at my true love's house, and you are six horrible geese
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
It's a lovely 6th Day of Christmas at my true love's house, and you are six horrible geese
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Not with that attitude it can't.
There’s a Turkish phrase about the upside of hitting rock bottom being that things can’t get any worse. It goes göte giren şemsiye açılmaz and it means “an umbrella up one’s ass cannot be opened.”
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Not with that attitude it can't.
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
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A friend of mine - a longstanding highly rated and senior servant to the Labour Party - wrote to me some weeks back saying 'This is the worst Government of my life time.' He hadn't forgotten Liz Truss but he credited her, inept though she was, with, unlike Labour, at least knowing what she wanted.
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
A friend of mine - a longstanding highly rated and senior servant to the Labour Party - wrote to me some weeks back saying 'This is the worst Government of my life time.' He hadn't forgotten Liz Truss but he credited her, inept though she was, with, unlike Labour, at least knowing what she wanted.
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What a time to be alive (derogatory)
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
What a time to be alive (derogatory)
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If you get a high score of One Trillion Dollars…you should be congratulated, the credits should roll, and the game announces there is nothing more, and you die.
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If you get a high score of One Trillion Dollars…you should be congratulated, the credits should roll, and the game announces there is nothing more, and you die.
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this music cue perfectly captures that feeling of when there's a cat and you see the cat
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
this music cue perfectly captures that feeling of when there's a cat and you see the cat
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I guess it wasn't Their Party 😔
Oh God I needed this so much right now. Good old fashioned funny chaos and farce instead of constant depression in politics.
Looking forward to them setting up their own rival parties.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Looking forward to them setting up their own rival parties.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana dropped as Your Party leaders
Members vote in favour of 'collective leadership' option, with a ‘lay’ chair – who cannot be an MP
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I guess it wasn't Their Party 😔
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existential crisis at the drive-thru
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
existential crisis at the drive-thru
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Yeah? And?
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Yeah? And?
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Went to see The Smashing Machine tonight; still can’t stop myself mentally adding “Gromit” to the end of the title
October 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Went to see The Smashing Machine tonight; still can’t stop myself mentally adding “Gromit” to the end of the title
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when I jump I’m briefly a satellite locked in geostationary orbit
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
when I jump I’m briefly a satellite locked in geostationary orbit
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Me checking my feed every morning:
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Me checking my feed every morning:
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This should be encouraged, not banned.
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This should be encouraged, not banned.
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nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
September 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
nice
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The Vengabus is coming (threat)
September 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The Vengabus is coming (threat)