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I was going the be very annoyed if my last guess was wrong.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.

The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.

Why?

It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I was at a party once and a guy (a bass player) was saying Johnny Nash wrote this song after Nixon resigned. I didn’t correct him, although I’m sure a lot of people listened to this song in 1974.

#AT40
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I remember when Joe Cocker was on David Letterman, Dave introduced him with “Cocker? I don’t even know her.” #AT40
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Coming this Thursday night/Friday morning on the @midnightpals.bsky.social podcast, it's HP Lovecraft's turn to tell a story! That means you should prepare for STRANGE GOINGS ON in a SMALL TOWN with a DARK SECRET that is ALMOST CERTAINLY A SQUID
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Donald Trump can completely turn around his legacy and the way historians view him with two simple words, on the last day of his presidency, during his farewell speech, if he closes by saying

The aristocrats
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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The politics of Sesame Street, in the best possible way.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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[Werner Herzog voice]

Actually, the McRib never goes away. It is we who are here for a limited time.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Getting a cop to admit he exaggerated the explosion of a sandwich on the stand is so funny that this is truly incapable of being satirized.
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Rando: "Communist!"
Zohran: "It's pronounced 'cyclist!"

Zohran is so good at this.
#Zohran
#NewYork
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I like the Blue Jays and feel bad for them.

Except George Springer. Fuck that guy.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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this is the framing I am choosing
Los Angeles suffered tremendously because of the wildfires. The president of the United States has wanted to make the immigrants who make the city suffer and declared war on the city. But all throughout it, L.A. makes it work daily. It’s a place where people go to make it. LA deserves this.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
One reliable thing about living in Southern California: even months from July (or New Year’s Eve) your neighbors have a strategic reserve stockpile of loud fireworks.
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Will Smith hits a homer! Now we can forgive him for that Oscars thing.

(I’ve just been informed that’s a different Will Smith.)
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
OK, but if the game goes to 1 am, we roll back to the 9th inning, right?
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
What a great Worls Series!
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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husband is 100% more stressed about this game than he was both times i gave birth
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dodgers fan for decades, but if the Jays win this, I’m cool with it. What a deserving team.

(Not you, Springer, you cheater.)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
¡Rojas!
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, I was going to say something funny, but also profoundly touching, about this #AT40, but since the hashtag isn’t working you all will miss out on my genius.
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM